The first funny srd post

8  2019-05-10 by vtesterlwg

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You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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I may be a fugee but got damn this is lovely

All of those unfunny replies tho

Daddy’s πŸ§” cummies, πŸ’¦ nice 😊 and yummy πŸ˜‹

Thick πŸ˜«πŸ‘Œand gooey, feel like honey 🍯

That sweet 🍭 milk, πŸ₯› oh-so-tasty 🀀

Daddy, πŸ§” Daddy, πŸ§” please be hasty!πŸ’¨

My tongue πŸ‘… swirls πŸ˜› round πŸ” and round πŸ”

While Daddy πŸ§” gives my ass πŸ‘ a great big pound 🀜πŸ’₯

Over πŸ˜‘ in the corner, wrapped 🎁 in chains β›“

Mommy πŸ‘© huddled over, screaming 😱 in pain πŸ˜ͺ

β€œShut up, bitch! πŸ‘© Stay on the floor!”

Mommy πŸ‘© sobbing 😭 louder, I πŸ‘§ call πŸ—£ her a whore

She reaches behind her πŸ‘© for her gun πŸ’€

While Daddy gropes πŸ‘‹ and tickles πŸ€— my sweet 🍬 buns πŸ‘

Puts the barrel πŸ˜› between πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ her teeth πŸ‘„

And Daddy’s πŸ§” semen πŸ’¦ begins to seep β˜”οΈ

Gunpowder, blood, πŸ’‰ brains 🧠 and gore 😎

Mommy’s πŸ‘© lifeless πŸ‘» corpse slumps ⬇️ to the floor πŸ˜‚

Cummies, πŸ’¦ cummies πŸ’¦ filling my throat

My pussy 🐱 is completely 😍 soaked πŸ’¦

But Daddy’s cock πŸ† just gets bigger 😳😲

Over near 😯 the drawers, he grabs the scissors βœ‚οΈ

Cuts πŸ”ͺ a hole πŸ•³ in Mommy’s πŸ‘© stomach

In her hand, 🀲 a gin and tonic 🍺

He πŸ§” begins to unravel her strings of intestines 😝

β€œLook πŸ‘€ closely, you’ll learn πŸ‘¨β€πŸ« a lesson”

Ties a noose, πŸ˜” rigs it tight 😫

β€œSweetie, πŸ‘§ sweetie, πŸ‘§ no need to fight” πŸ‘ŠπŸ’₯

Puts her πŸ‘© guts 🀀 around πŸ”„ my neck

β€œLooks like everything’s good πŸ‘ and set” πŸ‘Œ

Lets me fall down ⬇️ about πŸ€”πŸ’­ a yard

Face πŸ‘§ turning blue, choking 🀭 hard πŸ’ͺ

All the while, πŸ•‘ Daddy’s πŸ§” stroking his cock πŸ†

And for a moment, 😳 our eyes πŸ‘ lock πŸ”’

Tears 😭 of joy 😊 stream down my face πŸ‘§

I’m going to 😡 a better ✨ place~

I've known more coherent downies.

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