Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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I can't even keep up anymore. I would thought SRDines would be on the anti-circumcision bandwagon, but I guess they found a way to be even smugger than that, like smug squared.

Never underestimate the power of the counterjerk.

A lot of srdines are jewish

Not to mention American. The Yanks have conditioned themselves to view foreskins as "gross". Mr. Kellogg would be proud.

Based cereal merchant

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go jerk off

South Koreans too.

And trans. Cutting the tip off is nothing when you've already gone full root and stem.

As enlightened and progressive as they think they are, they're really a bunch of fat, sedentary, stereotypical Americans. I'm sure 90% of them have sharted their pants at a Walmart.

Genital mutilation is A-ok if its sticking it to the alt right. I bet theres a correlation between pro circumcision people and chapos who make baseball jokes

Can I just hate everyone involved. Can I hate the usual Reddit argument that circumcision is an atrocity worse than Female Genital Mutilation. Can I hate SRDines for being so pro-circumcision that it’s considered a virtue. Can I hate r/drama for stilling having MasterLawlz as a mod

The issue mainly affects white males so of course they would be for anything that could possibly knock them down a peg.

Stopping circumcision.

"Hey doc knock it off"

Stopping FGM.

• Government vagina inspections to catch when they do it.

• Putting all female immigrants from the horn of Africa on a no fly list so their parents don't send them away on spring break for the procedure.

• Stingray towers in immigrant communities looking for whatever the "its time to chop off some clit" idiom is so they can whisk the girl away to foster care.

• Then you shrug your shoulders when the bad things that happen in foster care statistics catch up.

Obviously this breaks tons of laws, is a major violation of ethics, and pretty racist. It's just weird how saying stop male circumcision will apparently suck out the energy required to stop female circumcision.

You compare bodily integrity (in this case - male circumcision for religious reasons) and abstaining from alcohol, as if these things are comparable?

This but unironically. I'll give up pieces of my dick before you tear this mug out of my cold, dead hands.

this but completely unironically

alcohol in a mug

this is how you know you've made it in life

I'm surprised that SRDines aren't saying 'men should chop off their dicks' tbh

To an SRDine, that goes without saying.

They're called inactivists, and they go around the Internet telling people that this is the worst thing ever. They're sorta akin to anti-vaxxers

Peak reddit.

this is the worst thing ever

I mean, fucking with a person’s reproductive organs because of a massive medical industry is pretty messed up

Its mostly done to mayos and juice(who are pretty much mayos) nowadays so it's a good thing then

Intactivists dolt

They don't want to bring up their past like that

Imagine not having a G-d blessed penis

like why even bother

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Circumcision as an adult or even as a toddler is debilitating.

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Its totally reasonable for parents to do it to their kids for religious reasons

Radical centrism

t. muslim

I thought girls getting their ears pierced very young was fucked up then i learned about circumcision and my 13 yr old brain explored with so much wtf

circumcision is female genital mutilation, too.

Reddit’s NPC obscession over circumcision every time is defeating the point of it being a dog whistle for anti semetism. Everyone can see the Jew hate

Christians overcame most of their fucked up traditions and archaic parts of their religion. Why can't jews? What's so great about mutilating children?

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The foreskin is chewiest at that age.

The consent of a baby is really just an ideological argument

I agree, it's why I believe all clitorises should be removed on sight, and any argument against it is just ideological and can be dismissed

sounds like this guy just wants to fuck kids or something

Wait that person is being downvoted and the people replying to them are srdines as well

Men need to be circumsized so they don't rape so much.

Men should be circumsized so they don't rape so much.

doesn't seem to be working

They're not wrong tbh

Also when a guy with foreskin is jerking off and he's sliding his cheese sheath back and forth over his meat helmet it looks really disturbing

I guarantee you are unfuckable.

Your guarantee is indeed correct

Are you actually incel?

femcel

Are you actually a virgin? That is insanely rare.

PLEASE

I'm BEGGING you

I would be about as enjoyable to fuck as a sex doll and would probably charge more as well.

noooooooooooooooo please I can put a fake penis on you and we can just pretend

can you do that for me? please, please just pretend for me

TBF circumcision is only logical in terms of religion.

but FGM has its religious basis too and thats barbaric!

Yes, yes it is. But if you dont want you clit cut off, dont be a member of that certain religion.

but a child isnt able to give consent!

Correct, but that's the cruel aspect of life. Being born to a certain set of parents at a certain time, at a certain place in the universe.

https://i.imgur.com/a0T0Q3K.jpg

It's almost as if when people don't have a highly specialised part of their penis removed they have the insight to know that having it is worthwhile.

It's really weird to watch SRDines saying "oh yeah, if you care about this you're crazy!" As a cope. In parts of the world where circumcision isn't normal people think it's an insane thing to do.

male genital mutilation is actually a good thing

It is. Y'all sweater wearers are gross.

🚫🐢

turtle >>>> mushroom

🍄>>>>>>>>>🐢

This just proves that SRDines should never be allowed near children

American girls gag at the sight of uncut dicks

The world gags at the sight of American women. And Canadian for that matter.

Wait so are we for or against it?

I just had a son a few months ago and we got his chopped. I didnt really feel any particularly strong way about it either way and we are not religious at all. But I didnt want him to grow up as the kid with the weird dick. Because at least when I was in school (im only 28 so not that long ago), if your dick was uncut you were a fucking weirdo and girls found it to be disgusting.

You made the right decision. Don't take medical advice from Reddit. You could be talking to a European and would never know it.

Aren't most white men in the United States circumcized? When did it become controversial?

SRDines and wanting to cut baby dicks. Name a more iconic duo.

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