Can you smell the flaky doodoo crumbs in lefty twitter's asscheeks?

28  2019-05-10 by brinkworthspoon

33 comments

i wasn't doxxed, but i don't enjoy reddit as much as i used to. it feels like an addiction or a distraction at the moment and it's surprisingly sad how often i am noticing myself think "oh you should take a picture of this and share it" or "that's a funny story you should post this", i don't seem to enjoy doing things for the sake of it any more and rather it's me trying to get reactions out of people, whether that's disgust or laughter. last month i challenged myself to take a week off reddit because i noticed i was on it too much, i lasted 2 days and then started coming back on now, so recently i just thought fuck it i need to be able to go more than 2 days without going on here, that's not healthy. i was going to write something more in depth but i really just need to stop coming on here for a while, i said a month to myself so i'll go for that. the more time i spend on reddit, the less time i spend doing other things and it's not worth it for me. i see people spending so much time on social media and said i never wanted to be like them but i have become like that. so ill probably make a blog/video/something in a few weeks just to talk about it properly because i think a lot of people will be in similar positions and won't be aware of it or willing to try and change.

there's a lot on my mind at the moment so i just need to step back and think about what i should do now.

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Is there no lobster Mommy? No Janice Peterson?

You know what they say. Be the change you want to see.

The physical exertion of cleaning her room is going to make her even more smelly than usual

Foids are born to clean rooms, it'll be a cakewalk

Why do they hate JP so much then?

God, it must be so easy to write self-help books.

I think Marie Kondo kinda fits that bill, but she's cancelled depending on the day of the week.

If you don't use a coarse loofah or some other rough implement along with a mild soap to scrub from head to toe, every single inch including dat asshole (last of course), then all I can say is

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Loofahs are so cash

Yikes, disgusting foid. Also, she's an unironic socialist so I'm not too surprised now.

She actually said that it's classist to be expected to wash your ass.

Can you imagine the smell this foid emits? 🤮🤮🤮

imagine the smell

some combination of shit, dandruff, urine, smegma, foot bacteria, stale vaginal secretions, possibly menstrual blood

scrumptious

yea I'd love to go down on her

zoz

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zozzle

save some for the rest of us

Week old tuna sub.

She probably smells like sadness and deep depression.

That's something that can't be scrubbed off, unlike old poop.

Lmao he fucking stinks

And you know that she most likely doesn't shave or trim at all so there's going to be dingleberries back there.

She's got the stink. I wouldnt put my face anywhere near her armpit or bussy

👏 AVOID 👏 THE 👏 FOID 👏

Unironically gas the crusties.

She looks like David Mitchell

Wash your ass, this is why people leave the left.

Tariq needs to record a remix