A message to the leftoid menace from your newest janny

108  2019-05-11 by Oh_hamburgers_

Hello!

You've been feeling really comfortable around here for these past few months, haven't you? Perhaps you've been feeling a little bit like r/drama was your place. Maybe you thought you could be nonchalant with your agenda posting after seeing the CA wall go up. Well, your loyal jannies took notice, and as a result they've taken action to thwart the leftward drift.

Ladies, gentlemen, and ladygentlemen, you now have an MDEgenerate janny.

YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELVES

Seethe and cope as necessary but remember, follow u/RandolphCox

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Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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/u/MasterLawlz can you teach the new janny how2sticky?

I figured it out all by my own tyvm

Already outsmarting the short bus mod

Compared to other jannies, this is actually an outstanding show of intelligence.

Careful goys, on some parts of this site this guys a full blown nazi!

I always suspected "Führer"Lawlz

It’s a known fact Master”race”Lawlz puts alt right dogwhistles in his stickies

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Only if he gets naked and pretends to be lawlz's furniture

I guess a mod with a White Power symbol tattoo does even things out a bit.

We must Embrace this as a celebration of radical centrism.

You can't have a Nazbol sub without any Naz, after all.

They really need a black 50-cent homophobic type mod to truly balance it out. Someone who will reply to DL's "trans women are women" stickies with "nigga, you gay."

DL's one-liners need no mod reply or additional content. The amount of seething they generate is glorious.

Don't alter perfection.

Nigga, u gay

Of course there are no good bantz here, /r/drama is a bubble-wrapped safe space for leftoid autists to shitpost mod-approved maymays just like every other shit-pit on this website.

Nobody's interested in or capable of actually roasting anyone anymore because all they know how to do is bleat "mdefugee" and "out out out" and whatever other shrieky boring shit until the jannysquad makes the icky scary no-no words go away again.

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21 Savage for mod

Does that mean we get to say the gamer word?

Everything in moderation

Ouch. Getting gilded first night. An inauspicious and most ignoble portent.

It's over for leftcels, unironically.

Never started for leftists

keep yourself sesquipedalian, buddy!

I like inauspicious/auspicious because it is in every translated description of China shit ever. For real, next time at a museum or seeing China shit look for it. It gets hilarious after a while.

You know what’s hilarious?

Okay...what?

You

You made me giggle out loud 😆

😉😙😘

Add "harmonious" to that list.

THIS SO MUCH THIS FRENDO!!!!!

(Links to r/bestof)

That depends, is your gamer pass still valid ?

N WORD IS BACK ON THE MENU FELLAS

The only n-word you should be saying is no to drugs.

...nutella?

Nike.

Oh, because sportsball man wants to kneel, got it.

Haha, I was more thinking of the Converse stuff.

Finally.

FYI the guy lives on under an alt on Drama.

Yeah I love me some big papa stiffy.

Chapocels on suicide watch

IT'S OK TO BE A LANDLORD

It's actually preferable to be a landlord

In my brief experience renting out an apartment I was trying to sell, it's not worth the trouble.

Your tenants are supposed to be scared of you

The tenants were fine. It was just extra work I didn't want.

I rent out a condo and I haven't really heard anything from them for months.

The place is a pig sty so it's going to suck ass to clean up when they're out but other than that it's pretty cool

I hope you lose everything

Nationalize all non personal property

I won't tho lmao, I'm lining up a second property actually

Passive income is good, and anyone who disagrees needs to post bank account

Passive income is called being a parasite

Post bank account

UNDERPANTS SHOULD BE COMMUNALLY OWNED! ☭

Landlords are the most intelligent and sexually attractive people in this country

Even the 60% ?

40% of Chapos live with their parents

*140%

Despite being only 13% of the population, Chapos live with 50% of parents.

40% of Chapos have dead parents? ☹️

They’re always on suicide watch

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randy likes this

Why isn't u/RandolphCox a mod ?

drama is not ready

It's current year + 4.

We're more than ready.

future year - 104 is when we will be finally ready for RandyMod.

Randy fought at Verdun?

I'm ready now.

Use enough KY and any position can be attainable

At least your mom taught you something useful.

You guys should give mukumukum anothe crack at it

Not enough sissy black trannies for our white kang.

I don't wanna ruin his street cred

Randy stickies....

I don't think we need another Lawlz situation. Sticky privileges and downward spirals are a death wish.

Why are ye so fearful, O ye of little faith ?

randy prays the randy street team doneest fine ur msg

FOLOW RANDYS REDDIYT PROFILE !

Not enough followers.

He's got one in me.

That better be consensual. Randy don’t need that kind of press.

I in followed after his silly twisted joke but I came back.

Like others, I too returned.

randy has 172 . most on sub organecelly . getin weird shit happenin to my profile since numbrs shot up . kindov frea

Randy ur loyal followers are worried about u. Whats the status on ur opiate and amphetamine doses?

FBI would subpeona the modmail when randy has a meltdown and does something stupid

They wouldn't dare !

He has dozens of loyal followers.

do u think fbi rlly watchse randy?, i hav been haven shit happen to me,,,

You've got increase your amphetamine doses in mgs and redoses so you can see that shadow people.

Something is happening, alright

Because we live in a just world

So does that mean Randy will be modded soon ?

Or tick tock??

You tell em, volunteer!

He does it for free. Can you imagine?

f r e e

based

All hail the new king of the retards!

I was born for this

It's your birthright.

Imagine doing it for F R E E 🙄

Imagine the sqkaw-sqkaw oak-let fermenting the aphoedjd tree 🤔🤔🤔

I did my part and followed u/RandolphCox

will you?

Does this mean I can vote republican again?

If you love salt you have an obligation to vote republican in 2020.

I don't have an obligation, I just fear for my safety when the chapocels are in the same room as me.

Whose dick got sucked this time?

I'm just hoping /u/Kat_B0T will whine less, but I'm not gonna turn down a free blowie

Adding a meme mod to be more (((centrist))) was this your brain child goys?

I'd place my bets on /u/trappysaruh this time.

How are you going to ensure the balance of leftoid and rightoid seethe?

the balance is assessed on a moment by moment basis.

The aim is to foster an environment where leftoid/rightoid seething feeds off each other. I think I'm supposed to make it a little more hospitable to rightoids who've been spooked by the CA wall and overall leftoid rampant agenda posting.

Only non-centrists will be bothered by this so I am on board.

u may build the wall but well put u up against it

And what? Make them watch you keep safe?

It is time for us to address the chapo question

MDEfugee who does it for free

You still do it for free.

there is no place for rightoids on my subreddit

Is there a place on your wall for rightoids? ❤️❤️❤️

Who is more oppressed: tranny jannies or MDEgenerate jannies ?

most drama users skew to the right, whether they admit or not.

Compared to who?

Lenin.

r/politics then?

Imagine taking this much pride in being not only a r/drama mod but also being a MDEegenerate meme mod

You’re by far my favorite MDEtard but that still makes you subhuman trash tbh 😘

It could be worse. He could be a Chapo.

That's the nicest thing anyone has every said to me on this sub <3

Nah dude you're too self aware and don't take yourself seriously enough to be a true agenda janny.

Ok retard

Ok but, like we can still call you a dumb fag who does his pathetic job for free, right? As long as we can do that, I'm happy.

Also, bussy? Plz?

Of course!

No bussy though, sorry bud.

I actually like this, I've been agendaposting a bit too hard even for my liking.

This is kind of like when they made a black guy president.

I demand a neoliberal globalist shill mod.

Hi.

Ummm

This is refreshing to hear after all the complaints that we're somehow a right wing sub now

Oh thank god! Does this mean we can finally start using the word "chapocel" in r/drama?

u/Randolphcox

Pro or anti daddy? Unironic answer

Stance on banning?

It has been suspiciously autistic in here lately. The number of 12 paragraph long seriousposts has been too high. I've been doubling my fent rations so I can pull a few extra shifts to help correct this.

Based

ITS OVER FOR MOMMYCELS

Centrism at its finest

The left is the fucking whipping boy of centrists, gotta punish the left for no reason to show your fair even though the right causes all the problems