Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

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Randy bb I love you (& The Lord) but she's kind of a freak.

od die

Is this a call for help?

Also you need to be more historically accurate because big doses of adderal make you way better at grammar, not worse. 🙄

I'm with you randy ignore the haters

There'll be less actual content when 90% of the sub is banned though retard. Shitty metaposts will become 80% of the posts here

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No way here thighs are that smooth, I bet it looks like shes been laying on a gravel drive way.

Idk randy this one don't got any muscles. Do you think she could survive giving birth to baby with DNA as powerful as yours?

Some have speculated that Randy is actually the last living Neanderthal and with his incredible bone density, it will be amazing if a mere homo sapiens succeeds in bearing his superior child.

I agree.

She can gladly choke me with those thighs.

Hey Randy,

First time caller, can you find some girls with skinnier legs and cuter chins?

I'll take my call off the air

Does she have a girl dick?

Because if not, I'm gonna have to charge you with wanton Gussy pedaling.

🤢🤮🕌☪️👎🏿

Nigga those thighs to big even for me

Based. She looks like a hotter Erin Burnett. What's her name /u/RandolphCox ?

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