Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
Your food processor has cremated every cell structure of every veggie you dropped into it. What's left is drowning in the fluids of whatever flavor it used to have in life. By now, hours after the photo, the salt you've added has macerated the pulverized veg and turned this into a watery soup, and not a tasty one.
Foodies are the worst people on Earth. I've never seen a group of people more actively involved in destroying the things they used to enjoy out of some weird sense of superiority. Like nigga you physically can't eat the store bought stuff anymore?
The alcohol version of foodies are worse because they act like the main point of alcohol isnāt to get you fucked up. Actually, the weed version is worse because at least alcohol people have a reasonable claim to enjoying for reasons other than getting fucked up.
You're right about both of those. Alcohol foodies are people in their 30s pretending that drinking 9 different beers in a night and getting completely trashed and driving home is discerning and worldly because they talk about IPAs in between brews.
Same, bro. At least my redneck friends who drink PBR and ride around the woods on their dirt bikes aren't trying to claim it's some sort of academic study.
I had a beer snob phase where I liked to try different kinds of IPAs and Stouts and shit when I was 20 and then I realized that nothing made me happier than crushing an 18 pack of pbers
The best night of my life was when I was 20 years old, had a big ass campfire in the woods with my rugby teammates, and jammed to lynyrd skynyrd and the allmat brothers all night
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-11
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 Rocketteman 2019-05-11
Looks like someone ate salsa and then threw up.
1 gfour 2019-05-11
This made me actually laugh out loud
1 SQLerection 2019-05-11
Who knew my cats vomit could be used as a dip š¹
1 Mrtheliger 2019-05-11
I thought it had shrimp in it at first
1 longfacepug 2019-05-11
I think you couldāve really got him going had you eased into it. Still a decent find in an odd place.
1 gfour 2019-05-11
That was me speaking from the heart, I posted this thread in a moment of sobriety amongst my gin soaked mania
1 cjsavage10 2019-05-11
can you write a guide
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-11
This is what mouthfeel niggas actually believe
1 snallygaster 2019-05-11
texturelet detected
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-11
reeeee
1 tHeSiD 2019-05-11
Wait, people make salsa in food processors?? Doesn't it just mush it all up?
1 lawlzposting 2019-05-11
Imagine being too fucking lazy to chop up a couple tomatoes
1 StingAuer 2019-05-11
That is some nasty looking salsa tbh
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-11
Foodies are the worst people on Earth. I've never seen a group of people more actively involved in destroying the things they used to enjoy out of some weird sense of superiority. Like nigga you physically can't eat the store bought stuff anymore?
1 gfour 2019-05-11
The alcohol version of foodies are worse because they act like the main point of alcohol isnāt to get you fucked up. Actually, the weed version is worse because at least alcohol people have a reasonable claim to enjoying for reasons other than getting fucked up.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-11
You're right about both of those. Alcohol foodies are people in their 30s pretending that drinking 9 different beers in a night and getting completely trashed and driving home is discerning and worldly because they talk about IPAs in between brews.
1 gfour 2019-05-11
Itās gay ass liberals who make drinking an intellectual exercise and go āoh wow, didnāt mean to have 4 IPAās, feelin a lil woozy!ā
I have so much more respect for Homer Simpson types who just want to get drunk off of domestics
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-11
Same, bro. At least my redneck friends who drink PBR and ride around the woods on their dirt bikes aren't trying to claim it's some sort of academic study.
1 gfour 2019-05-11
I had a beer snob phase where I liked to try different kinds of IPAs and Stouts and shit when I was 20 and then I realized that nothing made me happier than crushing an 18 pack of pbers
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-11
I had a similar thing with crushing 18 packs of PBRs except it was 18 year old boys.
Ah to be 20 again.
1 gfour 2019-05-11
The best night of my life was when I was 20 years old, had a big ass campfire in the woods with my rugby teammates, and jammed to lynyrd skynyrd and the allmat brothers all night
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-11
Shit man I still do that. Just last weekend. Except it was heavy metal and Heilung and some vodka.
Woods + friends + tunes = awesome.
1 gfour 2019-05-11
Thereās nothing better. My entire life plan is predicated on me being able to get destroyed in the woods with my fiends as often as possible.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-11
Do what I did: get freelance/temp jobs, live in a van half the year and travel.
1 snallygaster 2019-05-11
They produce some awesome copypasta tho. This is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-11
Wow you were kidding. That's one of the most awful things I've read.
1 trappysaruh 2019-05-11
that post is obviously incredible, but the best part is his explanation for why he wrote that. incredibly based.
1 15ImpoundedCats 2019-05-11
One of the greatest things ever posted to reddit.
1 employee10038080 2019-05-11
He didn't put any lime juice or anything acidic in the salsa. wtf
1 DONG_MAGNUM 2019-05-11
/u/mnvapes buy a duke