Gaymers seething and COPING at the final fantasy remake daring to make Barret sound black

22  2019-05-11 by lifesbrink

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The comments are great. Literally every last one is a bunch of mayos playing white man's burden and getting offended on behalf of the "poor helpless darkies."

Woke mayos are probably deep down even more racist than the average rightard tbh

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They deserve each other. Kotaku keeps shitting out articles like "Big swords in Japanese games are a sign of toxic masculinity and have no place in modern gaming" or "I love the politics of (insert game) but can not forgive its usage of ableist slurs, while gaymers keep hateclicking that shit and screaming "back off from our games feminazis!!".

It's like they were perfectly genetically engineered to hate and shit on each other in endless loops.

There seriously needs to be something like #playanothergame for manchildren who are obsessed about a game that came out 22 years ago.

Literally just another resetera, really

From what I'm reading I'm shocked they didn't shave his head to finish the stereotype

Lol he was literally a Mr T pastiche. Sorry sweaties, yr taste is problematic.

In what Tim describes as “the most important text box in Japanese role-playing game English translation history,” the game mis-translates Barret’s expression of empathy to a depressed Cloud. Instead of telling Cloud that everyone gets depressed, like he does in the Japanese text, Barret says that people only get depressed if they don’t know “what’s going on.” The fact that that line is preceded with the line, “Yo, jes’ think about it… How many people in the world do ya think really understand themselves?”

Idk if I'm missing something, but that sounds like a pretty decent translation tbh.

When it came out, the PlayStation was my older brother’s console, and I wasn’t allowed to touch it, as he (rightfully) feared I’d break it or mess up his saves. Eventually I was old enough to be trusted not to destroy a console, but by then, the game was much harder to find.

lol ff7 was released on playstation, windows, ios/android, xbox, switch, and could easily be run on just about anything else with an emulator. it might unironically be the easiest game to find.

They're mad they accurately portrayed him? He's a ghetto mercenary with a gun for a hand. Did they expect him to talk with a british accent?

Prolly expected him to speak Japanese

In advent children he sounds similar. Who are they even talking about when they say mad? Woke gaymers? Man news is retarded beyond belief these days.

it was an opportunity for it to not be like it is, but it do

yeah these people are being retarded, the game is from the 90's, they want to keep the story the same. boom, that should be good enough.

these people are also gonna pretend like black man from FFXIII wasn't just a normal dude, and that the game he was in wasn't way lamer.