The Feds find a terrorist training cell in the state of Al' Aba-ma

89  2019-05-12 by The_Live_Ghost

27 comments

every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src

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Yikes

Are they sure they aren't training for the next American ninja warrior or perhaps a tough mudder

Remember rightoids freaking out about this shit a while ago and calling it a terrorist grooming camp, guess they were right after all.

terrorist grooming camp,

I'd watch such a porno.

Haram brother, this is the holy month of ramadan my dick is off-limits till the end of the month.

They were right on it being there, they were wrong to think it's a bad thing.

They were also trying to claim that it disappeared from the headlines because it was a deep state false flag training camp

I can't keep track of all the shit rightoids are freaking out about.

It's like trying to avoid offending leftoids.

Oh yeah it absolutely was. They were training with weapons. Apparently there's another one with ANOTHER guy connected to the first one? How many school shooting camps are there? Are there more?

Weak ass Muslim kids need a school shooting training camp? Mayo kids can do it without a lick of training lol

Al' Aba-ma

Lmao

At first glance, it looks like an abandoned dump.

Nigga thatโ€™s just Alabama ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

n-word

not one, but three emojis

the emojis are the laughing crying kind

I'd curse you if i wasn't fasting.

n-word

What the fuck is wrong with you mayos. Your not five years old you can say niggs. Except your bitch is sitting here afraid to say nigga. Why are white people such fucking pussies holy shit nigga

What the fuck is wrong with you slave-owners. Your not five years old you can say the n-word. Except your bitch ass is sitting here afraid to say the n-word. Why are colonizer people such fucking pussies holy shit the n-word

Thank me later, now you won't cringe when you browse your post-history in the future when you eventually become more mature and join ua'll (us all) here in the 21st century (ugh i hate using the Georgian calendar, i'd love to use my people's Xhosa calendar but we do not count years)

Ainโ€™t the Xhosa those black people from space Africa or some shit?

No. They're from South Africa.

They all got this in the back of their minds.

Proves my point. White people are pussies

waiting for your mom's weekly CC top up so you can order Uber Eats isn't really "fasting"

Attention, all epic ISIS terrorists. Osama Bin Laden needs your help. He is stuck in the mountain ranges of Afghanistan being bombed out by the CIA. But you can help him escape to Pakistan! Now he wont need your credit card. All you need to do is give yourself to Allah, and join Al Qaeda to spread His word. But you better be quick, before special forces storm his complex, and detain him!

X doubt

Just more lies made up by the evil Trump regime, perpetuating as we speak the largest genocide in human history against its own Hispanic and Muslim optional. Truly America is the most evil fascist totalitarian society in history. Death to America! Death to Israel!

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I know we're supposed to be tolerant of different cultures and all, but I have to say it:

Guys, your obstacle course looks like dogshit..

Are we sure they just didn't grab a pic of the nearest trailer trash yard?

Inshallah