Holy shit stop being such a fag and just stop messaging her. Girls can sense your desperation a mile away. If you want to be a desperate loser, go after trussy. They're usually super desperate and will love your creepy levels of persistence.

Then stop messaging her altogether who gives a shit.

lol

All except you bb. You're the chad trussy <3

😊

Your friend has bipolar personality disorder.

Honestly she’s pushing you to test your boundaries and how far she can get away with shit. This is prime sociopathic foid behavior. I’d either stop talking to her or show her who’s in charge of the relationship. Next time she says something shitty, you take control and smack her into next week. While foids who act like this are evil and will try to dominate you, they’re also mentally unstable and you can twist them into being your subordinate by telling them no one will ever love them, they’re ugly, they’re useless etc etc. Once you get her to feel like she’s nothing/subhuman garbage that no one would ever love (“other than you” you make her think), you have reached peak alpha.

You got this, king 🤴🏻 🙌

God am I shitposting with 17 year olds????

Welcome to Minecraft 😎

Drunk shitposting ain't good for your self steam but you make everyone make feel better apparently

I'm too drunk to understand what you actually mean, but.fuck.you

Based

Sorry, but we live in a world where r/relationship_advice is a thing.

I'm going to need a few more paragraphs and plot twists before I even consider not reading.

the answer is clear, fuck boys

Cut her out your life permanently. She’s a walking personality disorder (probably BPD) and she’s testing you with push/pull tactics.

Gussy ewwwwwww

If she isn't at least a trussy this is already a lost cause

You gotta neg her, dude. Typical pickup artist stuff. First say things like "your earrings are muy estupido" and when she asks why you said that, just play it off as practicing Spanish homework. Guaranteed that will make her like you.

Solution: Wait until you're no longer a teenager.

“(She likes me too)” Lmao you sure about that buddy?

Women lying for attention? Why I never

Were you doing her school assignment?

Liking gussy

This one is too far gone, boys.

Im not smart what does gussy mean

Basically what you have to do is buy a bunch of liquid nicotine and a small dropper. Every time you hang out, apply a little to her skin. Before you know it, she'll always want to be with you. This is what every guy does when they turn 18, go get em kiddo.

Lmfao this should be a skit 😂

randy thinks all retarted other posters should shutup . classic flirtin wit u. msg her more .if she says she is msgn ex then call her a teasn slugt,

randy says u must hit gym 2 . ur t lvls r that ov lil girl.

What did you say/do in the past month that could make her mad ? Foids are literally children, with added spite. Most of the time it's just because you hurt their precious feefees that they are mad.

Go get drunk together, fuck, then ghost her for a week or so.

If she stops messaging back then then it wasn’t meant to be anyway

cozy up to this kind of content folks, we'll be seeing a lot more of it with only approved submitters

Around foids

Always avoid

she's trying to see how upset you get to gauge your interest bc she's insecure.

Get into men.

If she doesn't want to sleep with you before you want to sleep with her then give up and find a new one, this only gets worse.

Gross dude. Chicks are for fags.

I think you want r/relationship_advice son