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301  2019-05-13 by Ill_Regal

139 comments

2,4k patrons = 150k per month?

Gonna be an X from me sweaty.

That’s an average of 65$ a month. In comparison to what some dregs of humanity will pay such as capeshitters and their toys it’s not unreasonable.

If you look at the Patreon's that make the most money it's almost all furry porn artists. The dregs are willing to pay top $$$ for that good shit.

what a sex deprived species, i guess.

Le sexual beings

Le 96 quite bitter beings.

In a fairer world, we'd be able to hit this bitch in the face and the pain would be felt by everyone who's ever given her money. But there is no justice 😔

In a perfect world. Thots like her wouldn't exist.. But this is not a perfect world.

>H-Hitler-kun I...

Only Yang (and maybe Gabbard) can stop this.

Yang will make her even more powerful. Imagine where the $1000 from each NEET who just got a source of income will be spending it

Based brother, may the yangbux flow through you.

Does Tulsi have a cosplaying patreon? 😍😍😍

Her problem is that she doesn't have any kids, so when I'm trying to decide how to categorize jerking off to her, she technically isn't a MILF. I'm so confused.

The term you're looking for is cougar

This chick makes that much a month? Damn good for her

Some idiots pay her several grand when they could buy a car with that kind of money

Straight up respect. Get that obiter money queen.

before you judge remember that is all moid incel money and they deserve to lose it.

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She gets paid by the government for this, indirectly.

It's easy to hate the thott here, that's the natural urge, but fight it, the real villains are the puddles of human waste that actually send this person money. They are unironically the worst people.

This

Whos that bitch nigga

Belle Delphine

You jerk it to that bitch

Fuck no, she’s flat as a board and has a britbong face

True that nigga. Brit bong women are the ugliest in the world. Worse than black women even.

This the most beautiful exchange I've ever seen on reddit 💖💖💖

Based and nigger pilled my man.

What happened to your main account?

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I do 😋😋

You a niggerterian?

Sir, I'm going to have to see your n word pass

I live in Harlem Park Baltimore nigga. That’s my damn pass. Come see me nigga and I’ll pass your damn head into the sidewalk.

Lmao, so how much of this LARP have you thought out?

It must be a CAfugee, it's like 3rd account copying other dramatards' usernames so 0 originality, and only a CAfugee could think this is how black people talk.

Yup, that's what I was thinking. Look at the comment history, gotta be a CAfugee, or this kid.

Have you niggas never met a nigga from Baltimore? That’s how they talk

Does shooting on sight count as meeting them?

Nigga it ain’t a damn larp

You're 3 replies away from the oogaboogalarp , mayo

I’ll beat your white ass nigga

That's it boys pack it up he black for sure

You wanna get beat also

Beat me hard i wont cum fast this time i promise. Take your shirt off first or no wait dont i wanna last this time

Nigga you a fag

Look man if you get to be black i get to be gay. I mean its not like were trying to solve some complicated math problem here.

I mean nigga I don’t care what you do. But I’m gonna call you a fag. So your just gonna have to deal with that

What happened to your taysthirdgussy account?

I will never ever ever ever ever ever understand giving your money to e-thots. Are these people into findom? I can find so much 'premium' stuff of her through a 5 second google search. What otherwise are these people paying for if not for that it gets them rock hard.

Are these people into findom?

Men are desperate in general, sweaty

no fuckin way

>not wanting a braphog slampiece

Low test and never going to make it

Two words: white people

One word: Mayo

Pornhub has unironicaly galaxy brain level marketing for making camgirls vibre on tip.

This creates high emotional reaction on paying them fucking money, so they get addicted and grow a habbit.

I bet donating to patreon has similar effect. High emotional boost and relationship prothesis for loveless virgins.

What's her name?

I read (a serious book: "La Sexualité Masculine" by Didier Dumas, sorry perfidious Albion no book for you) that for men, financially providing for a woman is how he unconsciously asserts his manliness. And that was written long before ethots (first publication: 1990).

I guess for those people, providing for thots gives them a substitute of "I'm a grown man and I have women and children around me which are under my benevolent protection".

But yeah, I really cannot understand how people end up here. At the very least they get pictures I guess, it's marginally less ridiculous than making a 100 bucks donation just to be written down on a titty streamer's overlay.

Being born an ugly manlet was a mistake.

Coulda been jiggling my boobs and making the Asiago Faces for that kinda cash.

Asiago Faces

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being born an ugly manlet was a mistake

That doesn't stop your average chapo user from tryna be a thot

No shame in my game.

chapo

What is a chapo?

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

But enough talk… Have at you!

God damn! Is this a SotN reference?!

Matthew 16:26 I believe.

You dont wanna know.

They're talking about users of the subreddit /r/ChapoTrapHouse which is a subreddit about a leftist (communist) podcast. You may hear them being called 'chapocels' as well.

And they complain about so called "male privilege".

Making Parmesan faces

Are you black or something? Why do you think fathers don't exist?

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What next snappy fbi stats? Black book? Fuckin propaganda spouting racists and their alternative facts are literalyy ruining the world for us good whittes!!!!

Lol, another one of those instances where I'm dumbfounded by just how horny some men really are

On one hand, thots are so stupid. On the other hand, men who buy their shit deserve to be parted from their money.

150k a month doesn't look like the stupid side of the deal

Oh that part isnt stupid, just the thots themselves

Good for her making money where she can while she can.

Supply and demand. There is not enough girls on the internet cosplaying lewd characters while underage, before showing tits right as they turn 18. The man children and pedos are large in number and they need even more wank material

Wait has she actually posted nudies? Wouldn't that ruin her career? Twitch thots make money cuz people want what they can't 'have'. Reddit was fucking obsessed with Jennifer lawerence until we saw her butthole in the fappening, then everyone collectively forgot their crush.

Jennifer Lawrence was very forgettable, she would’ve dropped off after her 15 minutes of fame anyways.

*would have dropped off 15 minutes after Harvey stopped dropping off kids in her mouth

I don’t like her or anything but the bitch won an Oscar and her films have grossed literal billions. She’s probably just taking a break.

I dunno probably.

Nudes of her can be found on /b/ pretty easily. Though I don't know if she posted them or if they were leaked.

Neat, I just saw 1/3 of her butthole behind a thong. Thank you Google, very cool!

I don’t even understand why so many people like her. I actually prefer women who aren’t wearing braces and have an actually developed body, thanks

you are one prude motherfucker

Is everyone here actually retarded? Am I the only one who remembers the Olsen twins? She’s jailbait. That’s the appeal. End of story.

They are libertarians

libertarians

That's an interesting theory but I don't think that Patreon supports Bitcoin, the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless.

Don't forget valueless.

Depends on the day

Depending on when you bought it, sometimes it even have a negative value

Don't forget valueless.

gimme that $8k if that has not value.

got a chuckle from me

libercide when?

/r/Drama go on chapo

I'll wager that's the first time those words have ever been arranged in that sequence so congrats I guess.

liking women

Philistine.

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foids

Are you slow? Does small tits mean underdeveloped? Have you seen her ass? That’s not underdeveloped.

Also she doesn’t wear braces any more.

t.patreon pay pig

Lmao cuck

YIKES

FBI? Yes, this guy right here.

She has no ass

Braces are cute

How much do you pay her monthly? It's more than $100, isn't it?

I don’t pay her anything, this dudes just retarded

I dare someone to make a post to KIA criticizing it, the white knights would be coming out of the wood work!

Are they actually into this shit? I thought they were against thottery in favor of 4000 year old demons.

I feel like it’s 50/50 in that place, but I rarely lurk so 🤷🏿‍♂️

Don't worry, ugly people, you'll get your revenge. There's a few possible outcomes:

  • She'll spend all that money on drugs and go fucking mental.

  • She'll say something racist and be deplatformed by all the patreon and similar sites.

  • Or, most boringly, men who are less beta than you will see how much money there is in this shit, start businesses that eat into the market and take ever bigger cuts of the increasingly meagre profits.

She'll just grow old and younger, prettier girls will take her place.

We all grow old, but she's doing it with millions in the bank.

It’s over for povertycels.

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.

  • she'll get too old for libertarian bux

This is why I'm a big supporter of legal prostitution. It'll help patrol the ethots and the incels spending thousands on her can actually go get laid.

Hopefully it would stop incel terrorism as well.

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incel terrorism

lmao

About $65/ per Patreon per month. That’s bonkers!

That’s more than a lot of strippers make lmao

Thots are more useful that doctors to be quite honest.

Without doctors you cannot stay alive.

Without Thots, there is no point trying to stay alive.

She'll likely go down the route of any kid with a career of finite length who suddenly comes into lots of money - bankruptcy within 5 years. Hello, 75% of NFL players!

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Anti thots rise up!

For what profit is it to a man if he gains all world and loses his own soul?

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Here I am making the dumbass decision to go to medical school to hopefully someday make as much as this chick does...

As that chick does - per year. You’re never going to make more than her lol.

Time to start selling my titties and aheago faces then...

society

Are you making an argument for communism?

What the fuck is taking WWIII so long to happen? I had much hope in India and Pakistan to get things started, but they're letting me down.