This pinging shit is the faggiest shit ever. I'm making a bot tomorrow. Too drunk now.

The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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NY 😂 like anything that prof says will change any outcome.

Poor snowflake.

I think in a week, someone should post relatively the same thing. But with one caveat- the professor says "go vote Republican!".

Then we compare the responses.

The professor will be doxxed and bashed within the hour.

lmao, he is in a political course, and is surprised his teach ask him to read opinion pieces.

I'm Int affairs and the number of times my professors have talked about their own political beliefs is numerous. It's just the way it goes, it's absolutely over DDF-cels.

u\gottafind 253 points · 11 hours ago

Do you have such little faith in your fellow students that you think any of them would change their voting decision based on one person’s opinion?

Have you interacted with many zoomers?

Lol, so now the conservatives want the safe space at college. This happened a little bit sooner than I expected.

Now? They've been crying about education being liberal indoctrination for decades. Must be true since they can't suss out the very obvious implications of that hot take.

Of course he'd be a baseball fan.

fuck you

There's the pitch.. and a miss... There' the pitch... ball.. There's the pitch, hit.. outfield.. caught, a second out... There's the pitch

Maybe after you stop breastfeeding.

Trump bad! Now, Where do I cash in thee good boy points?