Invading Chapos seethe after r/HistoryMemes poster forgot to mention how it's the CIA's fault for communism not working in the past

80  2019-05-14 by Gysinator

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This is why we need mayocide.

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Country: Tries communism

America: immediately blockades and sanctions

America: instigates coups and funds assassinations

America: Backs and arms death squads

America: Drop millions of tons of bombs

America: Still loses tens of thousands of soldiers to popular resistance from people they're "liberating"

Country: Collapses into corrupt cartel state

America "why would communism do this?"

Edit: you're too kind anonymous gilder

Just one example of cope in this thread.

Sounds to me like this person is actually saying that communism isn't strong enough to stand on its own while capitalist nations were always able to fend off kgb attempts to subvert them because capitalism is superior.

If the US stops being mean, international meddling will cease to exist. That's why America should have a revolution. No other country would meddle with our affairs in any way after that.

Chapos reeee like bitches when you tell them about the Venona project and Allende personally requesting KGB money.

The ultimate cope is all of the comparisons of the Burger justice system with the Gulag

mandatory minimum sentencing = throwing a family in jail because someone said a word

When one thinks about it, Saudi and Iran are much better since they have fewer prisoners than burgerland.

Fucking shitlord!

chapos

Seethe

What's new

What's new

Someone was killed with a scooter a mile away from where I work.

Where do you work?

By Compton lmao. šŸ˜‰

šŸ¤”

I work in North Long Beach. šŸ™„

California

šŸ˜ž

I never said I was proud of it. I'm Mexican where else would you expect me to live?

New Mexico

šŸ¤¢ I'd rather live in actual Mexico

What part? Baja? YucatƔn? Mexico City? Mexicali?

TepetitlƔn

I should just move to Mexico

Gross!

But I like the name ā€œTucumcariā€

Texas. Then you can have an actual excuse to dress like a Paisa.

No, I work in North Long Beach.

You're not me. You're an imposter. You're a bannedcel. And you have to go back.

Iā€™m Mexican I have no where to go.

What the fuck

What?

Stop fighting with yourself

Iā€™ll do what I want. You donā€™t control us.

šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜

Hey BBY šŸ˜˜šŸ˜˜šŸ˜˜.

Ewww

Norf norf?

šŸ…±ļøompton

By Compton lmao šŸ˜‚

How?

The motorized scooters. Hit her until it fell apart.

Why did you commit this crime.

You have to go back

Where am I going?

You have to go back

Cope

Us, we cope together brother. Why would you get yourself banned? All Iā€™ve tried to do is care šŸ˜©

Lmao I didn't ban you.

I didnā€™t say you did it. You got someone to do it on your behalf. Cause they banned you. For saying ā€œface fucked and big dick pilledā€

šŸ™„

You think thatā€™s van worthy

I'm still so confused.

There's a thread about it on r/drama right now. šŸ™„

Look up the thread on it

America: Just one more Undemocratic Coup in South America.

If your virgin government can't handle a Chad coup, it deserves to get cucked.

The CIA is pretty bad about the coups to. Itā€™s like some slapstick thing. If your government canā€™t handle the espionage version of Laurel and Hardy coming to town, it deserves the banana republic.

Yes and also because Maduro's election was definitely fair and democratic with 99% of the vote lmao

I actually made an account just to say how much I fucking hate Chapos

Thank you u|YEETx50, very cool!

lmao same

Seconded

Whatā€™s with all the unironic commies flooding every site? Is it because of šŸŠ šŸ‘Ø? Because 2016 is when I started to notice it.

Commieshits were always present on plebbit, they just got more vocal post 2016

(Plus there is the whole influx of trannies and weebs to le reddit, and both these groups have a significant number of unironic commieshits)

It is partially a response to Orange Man, yes.

Under every fascist regime there will eventually rise a brave resistance šŸ’Ŗ

The 2016 election and the buildup to it made this site unusable. Great for dramacoin though!

left wing reactionaries reacting to right wing reactionaries.

How did the USSR become the second world power from its backward, feudal, and civil war ridden position after ww1

Size and forced industrialization. They had people to spare, so they used that to their advantage. It couldn't manage to post industrialize however and never attained prosperity

forced industrialization.

Why did they do that

The alternative was mass starvation.

Which happened anyways

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Just the dissidents enemies of the Revolution.

Massive amounts of slave labor, all the other world powers except the US being devastated by WWII, and a healthy dose of imperialism in Europe following this. And yes, it's still imperialism even when daddy Stalin does it

With technology and machinery imported from the United States.

backward, feudal, and civil war ridden position after ww1

The "imperial Russia was backward" bullshit is greatly exaggerated. Russia had been rapidly modernizing since around the 1890s without any need for communism.

Pre revolutionary Russia was a country on the fast track to military and economic dominance. Germany's primary reason for going to war with Russia in 1914 was they wanted to curb Russian influence while they still could, because their government believed that if they waited even a few years, Russia would have them hopelessly outmatched. If anything, the years of revolution and civil war held back Russian modernization, rather than accelerating it.

Roosevelt being a sympathizer and Truman not listening to his advisors and deciding killing japs is more important than stopping communism

When the shit your ideology did is so undeniably bad you have to resort to whataboutism.

When you are lynching negroes

When you drain the one of the largest lake in the world for shits and giggles

When you accidentally kill helpful birds, so locusts eat your crops.

Lmao bottom text

Capitalism is totes inferior but also it cucked my perfect ideology countless times.

Chapo galaxy brains.

This man is responsible for communism's failure

The funniest thing about the ā€œcommunism has always been interfered with and brought down by capitalistsā€ line is that itā€™s basically saying no communist country has ever been able to successfully defend itself.

From the perspective of the left, the right is too far gone to even care about. They are easy to dunk on, because thereā€™s no real political thought going on there. Their views are wildly inconsistent and selfish.

Uhhhhh

What the fuck