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Nice selfie nigga 😎😎😎

hunnghh 10/10 would go into massive medical debt due to facial reconstruction surgery in exchange for slobbery kisses

slobbery ouch kisses.

I think the person responsible should be attacked for enabling this.

Chad Pitbull vs The Virgin Toddler

Innocent pibbles vs wandering chicken nugget 🐕

On the prowl for children to maul

Balls

If you have a dog that isn’t big or strong enough to kill children you are a cuck👏👏

Unironically

Children are pretty weak tho. A thoroughly pissed off cat could probably do the trick

Based and Compensatingpilled

This whole issue could be solved if people were required to carry insurance based on the type of dog they have. Adorable golden lab? 5 bucks a month. Want a pitbull? 500 a month or whatever the actuaries say.

This. I like this idea. With one brutal exception.

They'd make it a racial issue. People living in the inner cities would be complaining that they can't afford their pitts.

Do the same for guns and sex, watch the tears

The problem with that is there are some well trained sweet pits and some bad shit crazy labs. It would be hard to underwrite for that since people lie all the time

it'd not even an issue

balls

Mogs me

JFL at chiuauacels literally trying to legally eliminate superior genetics, all because Rex is out there impressing bitches by mauling toddlers and Furbaby is stuck at home rewatching Vampire Diaries with his wine drunk furmomma