So this one time I was on the subway and sat down in a seat without checking it first. Thankfully God smiled on me that day and I sat in the seat next to one which was full of some white, semi opaque liquid pooling in the bucket style seat. It wasn't milk, it wasn't water, I have no idea what it was. Got up and stood the rest of the way until 2 stops before mine some middle aged Hispanic guy came in and sat himself right in the seat filled with the mystery liquid.
The look on this poor fuckers face as he felt his ass become moist with an unknown liquid was that of sheer terror and disgust. I probably should've warned him but I was distracted on my phone. He nearly puked but the entire car was giving him napkins and tissues they had on them to clean himself up. So, in that moment of dread for this poor guy, I saw humanity come together to clean his ass. It was kinda beautiful.
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1 Tzar_romulus 2019-05-14
1 FoidBlaster 2019-05-14
Oh Bronx, never change.
1 Tzar_romulus 2019-05-14
You from there nigga
1 FoidBlaster 2019-05-14
Nah
1 xh734 2019-05-14
Do they think the staff put all that trash there? π€£
1 Tzar_romulus 2019-05-14
If I know public transit staff they very well may have put it there.
1 The_Live_Ghost 2019-05-14
Designated trash subway car
1 Tzar_romulus 2019-05-14
Thatβs my ex ha
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-14
So this one time I was on the subway and sat down in a seat without checking it first. Thankfully God smiled on me that day and I sat in the seat next to one which was full of some white, semi opaque liquid pooling in the bucket style seat. It wasn't milk, it wasn't water, I have no idea what it was. Got up and stood the rest of the way until 2 stops before mine some middle aged Hispanic guy came in and sat himself right in the seat filled with the mystery liquid.
The look on this poor fuckers face as he felt his ass become moist with an unknown liquid was that of sheer terror and disgust. I probably should've warned him but I was distracted on my phone. He nearly puked but the entire car was giving him napkins and tissues they had on them to clean himself up. So, in that moment of dread for this poor guy, I saw humanity come together to clean his ass. It was kinda beautiful.
1 Tzar_romulus 2019-05-14
Cool story. Tell me again.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-14
Just read it again bud.
1 Tzar_romulus 2019-05-14
No. I want to hear you tell me again.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-14
Tldr: NYC is fucking gross
1 Tzar_romulus 2019-05-14
Thanks fam
1 snallygaster 2019-05-14
π€£π€£π€£