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14  2019-05-14 by Tzar_romulus

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β€œMTA, y’all gotta do something, y’all gotta do better,” he says.

Oh Bronx, never change.

You from there nigga

Nah

β€œThey want us to pay more money? Look at this.”

Do they think the staff put all that trash there? 🀣

If I know public transit staff they very well may have put it there.

Designated trash subway car

That’s my ex ha

So this one time I was on the subway and sat down in a seat without checking it first. Thankfully God smiled on me that day and I sat in the seat next to one which was full of some white, semi opaque liquid pooling in the bucket style seat. It wasn't milk, it wasn't water, I have no idea what it was. Got up and stood the rest of the way until 2 stops before mine some middle aged Hispanic guy came in and sat himself right in the seat filled with the mystery liquid.

The look on this poor fuckers face as he felt his ass become moist with an unknown liquid was that of sheer terror and disgust. I probably should've warned him but I was distracted on my phone. He nearly puked but the entire car was giving him napkins and tissues they had on them to clean himself up. So, in that moment of dread for this poor guy, I saw humanity come together to clean his ass. It was kinda beautiful.

Cool story. Tell me again.

Just read it again bud.

No. I want to hear you tell me again.

Tldr: NYC is fucking gross

Thanks fam

I was disgusted. That train had a little bit of everything. Everything you think shouldn’t be on a train was there.

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