No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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I wanted to ping snally but ping no work -.-

pinging mods is okay silly-billy

Nope disabled i tried

Sorry world for my garbage government

I love democracy

You love your mom more though. Did you call her and tell her on Mother’s Day?

> be poor as fuck

> "now if only we could increase our population of unwanted children"

Don't let the citizens off the hook. They're as much to blame for the shithole.

Real shit

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SIX MORE YEARS

Big Condom strikes again

Okay. I work for a large manufacturing company. We are planning a new plant for the South. We are considering 3 sites in Alabama and 1 site in SC.

I’m gonna kill the Alabama sites tomorrow.

hmm yes huge capex projects like that are often decided on a whim without review or repercussion

what would really happen in abn actual non-fantasy scenario: “hey this Alabama thing is bad press, let’s see if we can use it to squeeze some more money out of the Alabama bids”

"You just raped the subreddit of r/Drama. You just aborted the entire subreddit. You just took every autist and every tranny who has been raped and you raped them all over again. That's right. I said it."

-- Democratic Senator Singleton

Leave it to Alabama to ban abortions in cases of incest

Well it would be dumb to pass an abortion law that didn't cover 85% of Alabama pregnancies.

Alabama cels should vote in non retards if they don’t want retarded legislation.

Another win for the Party of Small Government.