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nigga 2k a month is pretty good for your average leddit barista.

24000 a year raw. Jesus Christ thats poverty hardcore.

24000 + expenses + Roth ira contributions + rent + savings

It could be decent depending on their expenses

Thats 2400 after taxes, just to blow on strippers? Thats a lot of money famalam. If you made 100k/year, itd be substantially more than 25% of your net income

Nigga 25k to 35k is the average in a lot of places. And not like rural middle of nowhere but like in major cities. Man wages are not great.

I bought a house with roughly that amount per year.

Granted it's like 500 square feet and right next to a freeway and pornshop, and it's in a flyover state, but still

I make $1,200/month and live pretty comfortably, my monthly expenses are only like $750, no welfare or anything. $2k is pretty solid if you live in a good area.

I wish i was born back when when a hs degree got you enough money for a house and supporting a family.

> the maaaaaan makes $75k/year so that makes ok to rape and steal from him.

This is peak neo-Reddit.

"If you can spend money on a smart phone you can afford your own groceries"

That's you using the same argument trump supporters use to show why people on foodstamps dont deserve them. Just because someone spends irresponsibly doesn't mean they're well off, it means they poorly manage their finances

you're kind of a fucking retard too, OP. if someone is so terrible with money that they buy a smartphone before food, then why the fuck should the government give them money? they're clearly too retarded to survive.

"I was pretending to be retarded yet for some reason no one wanted to engage with me being a retard."

nice.

hurrdurr I'm going to call other people retards while actively being so stupid that no one wants to engage with my retarded bullshit.

nice.

no u

you're a parody of r/drama posters, who are parodies of real people.

no i'm sober for the first time in years and it's awful.

I unironically agree - survival of the fittest. Let's give help to people who show they're capable of taking that help and improving their lives to the point that they don't need the help anymore in the future, and say too bad so sad to people who just want to live off the system for their entire life.

Some exceptions, of course, like disability for people who are disabled through no fault of their own.

I genuinely don't know who this foid is but strippers deserve literally no respect and neither do their victims.

Cardi B is an esteemed musician and voice of a generation. Just give a listen to her masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGccV-NOm8

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me If you wanted to These expensive, these is red bottoms These is bloody shoes Hit the store, I can get 'em both I don't wanna choose And I'm quick, cut a nigga off So don't get comfortable Look, I don't dance now I make money moves Say I don't gotta dance I make money move If I see you and I don't speak That means I don't fuck with you I'm a boss, you a worker bitch I make bloody moves Now she says she gon' do what to who? Let's find out and see, Cardi B You know where I'm at You know where I be You in the club just to party I'm there, I get paid a fee I be in and out them banks so much I know they're tired of me Honestly, don't give a fuck 'Bout who ain't fond of me Dropped two mixtapes in six months What bitch working as hard as me? I don't bother with these hoes Don't let these hoes bother me They see pictures, they say goals Bitch, I'm who they tryna be Look, I might just chill in some Bape I might just chill with your boo I might just feel on your babe My pussy feel like a lake He wanna swim with his face I'm like okay I'll let him do what he want He buy me Yves Saint Laurent And the new whip When I go fast as a horse I got the trunk in the front I'm the hottest in the street Know you prolly heard of me Got a bag and fixed my teeth Hope you hoes know it ain't cheap And I pay my mama bills I ain't got no time to chill Think these hoes be mad at me Their baby father run a bill Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me If you wanted to These expensive, these is red bottoms These is bloody shoes Hit the store, I can get 'em both I don't wanna choose And I'm quick, cut a nigga off Don't get comfortable Look, I don't dance now I make money moves Say I don't gotta dance I make money move If I see you and I don't speak That means I don't fuck with you I'm a boss, you a worker bitch I make bloody moves If you a pussy you get popped You a goofy, you a opp Don't you come around my way You can't hang around my block And I just checked my accounts Turns out, I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich I put my hand above my hip I bet, you dip, he dip, she dip I say, I get the money and go This shit is hot like a stove My pussy glitter as gold Tell that li'l bitch play her role I just arrove in a Rolls I just came up in a Wraith I need to fill up the tank No, I need to fill up the safe I need to let all these hoes know That none of they niggas is safe I go to dinner and steak Only the real can relate I used to live in the P's Now it's a crib with a gate Rollie got charms, look like frosted flakes Had to let these bitches know Just in case these hoes forgot I just run and check the mail Another check from Mona Scott Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me If you wanted to These expensive, these is red bottoms These is bloody shoes Hit the store, I can get 'em both I don't wanna choose And I'm quick, cut a nigga hustle Don't get comfortable Look, I don't dance now I make money moves Say I don't gotta dance I make money move If I see you and I don't speak That means I don't fuck with you I'm a boss, you a worker bitch I make bloody moves

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