I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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who still allow explicit calls for violence from the right

Yeah reddit is just a total safe haven for right-wing hate speech and incitements to violence. Like I don't get how someone can have so much hate in their heart? Seriously yikes!

I can't figure out if this ironic or not, and that says something.

Right

right

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For fucks sake, I hate this so much, 10 years ago simply supporting gay marriage and healthcare reform was enough to be a lefty but nowadays if you don’t 100% want federal legislation mandating equal pay or don’t support MtF high school wrestlers you might as well be a right wing death squad.

Seriously. Honestly at this point I’m all set to vote for Trump and the few republicans that run in my area, just as a protest vote.

If you don’t believe in feminine penis = fascist. Support the Joos? Fascist. Don’t want higher taxes? Fascist. I’m sorry, I’m in California, I’m all taxed out. Fascist!

California

We'll lower your taxes when y'all learn how to poo in loo

He said California not India.

That's what happens when one partys goal is "progress" for the sake of progress. It will never be enough

Suppose you asked leftists to make a list of ALL the things that were wrong with society, and then suppose you instituted EVERY social change that they demanded. It is safe to say that within a couple of years the majority of leftists would find something new to complain about, some new social “evil” to correct because, once again, the leftist is motivated less by distress at society’s ills than by the need to satisfy his drive for power by imposing his solutions on society.

-Uncle Ted

Uncle Ted is unironically based, except for the killings part.

Especially for the killing parts.

FTFY.

I seriously need to read his manifesto at some point.

Thank you boomerposter

based boomer

Wow you’re that close to dying of old age and still spend your time posting on reddit

as another old dude myself -- reddit is a really good way to keep up on what young people are thinking and what's actually happening in society, without actually having to see or talk to the little fuckers in person. /r/drama doubly so.

/r/drama is def not the best place to find out what the majority of people are like.

well that's disappointing.

Lies it's the best place

Yeah but that's reddit and Twitter. No one I know in real life is like that. Nor do I know any "Obama was a socialist Muslim" folks, but that's what you see on the internet.

Lefty reddit is turbo autistic

Obama was a socialist Muslim

I do know folks like that but they’re all Hispanic immigrants lmao

To think I would have been considered a lefty 10 years ago. Interesting thought

Haha slippery slope you silly conservatives amirite? No way gay marriage will lead to more degenerate demands.

My favorite was when both The New Republic and The Atlantic ran long features about the need to legalize polygamy the week after the Supreme Court handed-down Obergefell.

It was like they were trying to prove Scalia right.

We’ve gone full circle. Amazing.

We were a place for ironic jokes and the lolcows would fall for us. Now we can’t even tell what’s the joke and reality.

right wing says reddit is a commie safespace

left wing says reddit is a fascist safe space

I just wanna ask my fellow redditers about the best sex they have had with the wife for god’s sake!

Sexytimes with the wifey? Sounds like you're doing some adulting friend!

Missing some doggos in there

Ery1 knows you gotta put the doggos away before engaging in sexytime with the wifey!

You mean the puppers, friendo?

All good doggos are puppers, and all doggos are good, so it's kinda implied

This comment chain gave me incurable cancer, thanks. Now i can finally die

I gave my doggo a good snootin after having some heckin good sexy time with wifey.

Okay I know we're kidding around here but I honestly can't read any more of this

How can something so simple be so triggerrrrrry

This shit makes me wanna heckin' kill myself

Whoa whoa whoa.

This is a pro-bussy sub.

Op: ‘Reddit what was the sluttest thing you ever did?’

Op while reading comments: ✊🏼🍆💦

tHe WiFe

If I had regular sex I wouldn't post here

I like how none of them read the christshooters manifesto

They only have enough brain power to remember one manifesto.

Implying they can read an entire book

you're giving them an awful lot of credit

I love how the chapo bleeding hearts are trolling the “Reddit is pro slave owners” line when they talk about murdering politicians, police, landlords, the employeed, the Jews and basically everyone that is better off than them.

everyone who is better off than them

Just say everyone.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/bnv9jo/a_picture_is_worth_a_1000_words_nyu_zionist/enbk8em?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

The Ideology of Peace ™

but dude it's ironic so there's no problem with it

https://archive.fo/2uzDl

Removed, lmao. Damage control has started, bussybois.

The whole kill slaveowners thing takes on a more ominous note when you realise Chapos and the like unironically refer to them self as wageslaves and rentslaves, with the direct implication that bosses and landlords are ALSO slaveowners.

They always complain about alt-right dogwhistles but the slaveownercide memes were actual dogwhistles.

Rightoid retards: Get smacked down by admins, make minor cosmetic changes to try and adhere to the letter of the law, but end up getting smacked down again regardless

Leftoid retards: Get smacked down by the admins and instantly double down on their behavior because "the admins are alt right nazis anyway, nothing we do will be good enough for them o7!"

To be a communist today you have to have lost touch with reality and have mental illness. I think they sincerely believe they are slaves which explains the violent outbursts

It was always their intent to code it like that.

It's about ethics in posting death threats

slave owners

I don't get this. Where exactly are these slave owners? Did we repeal the 13th amendment and no one told me?

yknow how 'nazi' now means 'guy who isn't sure open borders is a good idea'? well that worked so well, they're trying it again.

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zozzle

May 13, 2019

You chose a good time to make that account

Can you imagine if "post hog" gets banned at Chapo? lmao

They'll end up using "post swine" or something.

Post boar

If they had any sort of taste they'd finally recognize the superiority of bussy

Seeing all the crying and lying/deflection about why they're stomping down on them (one of the admin messages even said it's a long term issue) is very juicy.

https://reddit.com/r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM/comments/bp6yc5/_/enr8u6j/?context=1

High tier C O P E happening in that downvote count.

Are they still pretending that the ban is because of the slavery thing and not due to the months of sub wide mass harassment of all

however let's not forget there are certain subs out there with an actual body count.

how fucking deluded do you have to be to believe this?

Well relationships did pretty much straight up cause a foid to kill her husband and kids b/c she got caught cheating

Don't forget /r/childfree

That's more of an edge case. Some guy who lurked there and watched too much CSI left his kid in the car. I give arrrChildfree partial credit.

Isn't that brigading? Isn't that against the rules?

It's one thing to go to just watch drama impartially, it's another to go in with an agenda.

Enlightenedcentrism's brigading, along with AHS and SRS, with an agenda. Why are they allowed to do so?

Drama at least is there just to observe and maybe get some jokes in, but it isn't really fixated on getting anything but 🅱️ussy.

“Now you're just staright out trolling. If you ever left your home and come anywhere near me I'd beat your head in until your brain starts leaking out and after that move on to your next of kin.”

That thread got ala lot spicier recently

For maximum radical centrism and drama Reddit should ban all political subs and replace them with subs dedicated to pics of cute animals.