Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
The dude also apparently relapsed on opiates a few days before. legit dont know how you could see the post history and choose to be as big a dick about this as possible
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-17
Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
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1 5odastream 2019-05-17
Misread as getting railed by your BBC BFF and got excited to volunteer
1 cuckime_pro 2019-05-17
The dude also apparently relapsed on opiates a few days before. legit dont know how you could see the post history and choose to be as big a dick about this as possible
https://old.reddit.com/r/addiction/comments/bnvr6b/does_this_ever_end/
1 HowToBeChad 2019-05-17
I like how the retards ar r/cheating_stories believe he has a girlfriend or knows all those thots from Instagram.
Redditfags are incredibly gullible idiots.
1 hammermill1 2019-05-17
I think I'm going to start putting spoilers in my post history