jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
You are gendered as male therefor you get paternity leave. You don’t get to pick and choose when it’s convenient, just like they can’t pick and choose your pronouns.
What if you're a gay woman and not the one giving birth? Do you still get maternity leave for 3 months vs the 3 week paternity leave because you're gendered as a female and can't pick and choose?
Bunch of hostile cells multiplying and eventually leading to the host's untimely and painful demise? This second sentence surprises the reader that I was talking about pregnancy, thus creating a joke.
Imagine thinking your body is so fluid as to get something as life changing as hormone replacement and then teehee and pretend to still be a women when it benefits you.
I’m in favor of giving her the extra time off, it means she’ll be alone and be more likely to 40%
Guys, if he’s the one carrying the baby, he’s absolutely entitled to maternity leave because it takes A LOT out of you and you need to be there for the baby (and for your own sanity). Why is this so difficult to grasp?
Well it depends on whether or not he’s had a sex change (changing a vagina into a penis). Not everyone gets one, yet they may still take hormones and look like a man (deep voice, facial hair, masculine facial structure).
Your anatomy does not determine your gender. Countless scientific studies have shown that gender is much more closely related to
hormones and brain structure. And transgender people, even before they transition, have been shown to have similar hormones and brain structure to the gender they want to transition to. So, yes, if you feel like a man and present as a man and other people treat you as a man, you are a man.
It’s the opposite. Sex and gender are not the same. Most times they’re aligned, but not always. That’s when gender dysphoria happens (feeling extremely uncomfortable because your gender identity does not match your sex) So you identify as male, but you look like a girl and everyone treats you like a girl. So you can take hormones and start dressing like a man, choose a male name, and tell people to use male pronouns. That is the cure for gender dysphoria. But if you don’t have a sex change or can’t afford one, you still have the anatomy of a female.
Workplace laws needs to catch up with this really fucking fast, pregnant people cannot be denied healthcare just because their situation doesn't fit some bigot's worldview.
I'm really confused. Wouldn't the bigoted world view be that the ftm trans is still a woman and still entitled to maternity leave? This really shows that their brain is not engaged and they just call they don't like bigotry and fascism.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-17
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1 voice_of_ukraine 2019-05-17
letting foids work was a mistake
1 WarSanchez 2019-05-17
God should have made Steve not Eve
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
God created Stevie, and he was good
1 Mayos_side 2019-05-17
One generation of boning and feasting in the garden and that's it. Perfect beginning and a perfect ending to humanity.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-05-17
Its so obvious, yet so many non-deleted comments dont seem to be grasping it.
1 Barkasia 2019-05-17
Literally the first word of the first comment ffs
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-17
Based
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
Expertly played
1 diggity_md 2019-05-17
Just shut up and give me free shit
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
Bet money that Mr. Mom is a chapocel
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-05-17
That would imply chapos work and get laid.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
See the edit buddy. I realized that work and pregnant meant it could not possibly be a chapo
1 lickedTators 2019-05-17
What if you're a gay woman and not the one giving birth? Do you still get maternity leave for 3 months vs the 3 week paternity leave because you're gendered as a female and can't pick and choose?
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
I remember when saying "yeah this pregnant dude at my work wants to go on maternity leave" would have been something from a comedy skit
1 OldSmellyDad 2019-05-17
Audibly just laughed out loud. You're right, it sounds like some dumb fuckin SNL skit.
1 Nicky941 2019-05-17
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
1 AzureChaos 2019-05-17
where's the fetus gonna gestate, a box?
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-05-17
An probably would have flown as little at 8 to 10 years ago. The Overton window moves so fast these days.
1 skipbreed 2019-05-17
There was a whole fucking movie made out of this premise with none other than Arnie as the mommy/daddy https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110216/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_37
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
Junior is a documentary actually
1 skipbreed 2019-05-17
Arnie is so stunning and brave!
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
Arnie is a beautiful woman
1 xlhat 2019-05-17
Life of Brian had a joke like this (if I remember correctly).
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
Tfw you grow up and have to call your mom "sir" when you get in trouble
1 xlhat 2019-05-17
😂
Old schoolcool thirsty incestcels on suicide watch.
1 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-05-17
Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-05-17
Why did change from Russian to German?
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-17
Power has expanded right, \u\Tzar-Romulus
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-17
Prepare for trouble! And make it double!
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-17
I'm still here. 🤭
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-17
Brother, can you see this post?
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-17
Si.
1 headasplodes 2019-05-17
The defeat of Darwinism has been a disaster for the human race.
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1 missmurrr 2019-05-17
i honestly think that poster doesn’t realize the ad is aimed at gay men.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-17
How does a gay man get a Pap smear
1 missmurrr 2019-05-17
their asshole. you can get cancer from hpv wherever a dick was, including your throat.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-17
Gross
1 SlowlyDying- 2019-05-17
Men give birth and carry babies in their uterus. You’re a BIGOT if you say otherwise. That’s not a bigoted to say a man can’t birth a baby.
1 fidel_castrato 2019-05-17
Remind me, why aren't these people in mental institutions?
1 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2019-05-17
Is that a trick question? Because most absolutely have, or will be!
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-05-17
Because with enough time they’ll 40% themselves anyway. Why bother
1 Scotteh95 2019-05-17
Pretending to be the other sex so you can cherry pick the benefits from both sexes. I don’t think that’s how the system works...
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-17
Cancer and pregnancy aren't the same thing though. God I miss pinging
1 DuBBle 2019-05-17
Bunch of hostile cells multiplying and eventually leading to the host's untimely and painful demise? This second sentence surprises the reader that I was talking about pregnancy, thus creating a joke.
1 york_york_york 2019-05-17
It's over for carrying-on-a-bloodline-cels.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-17
Kini
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
Lol ok
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-05-17
This is why you're supposed to be gender fluid.
1 Moist__nuggets 2019-05-17
Ok, this is epic
1 PunishedDramaFag 2019-05-17
This world is fucked. Can we kickstart this war with China already.
1 cfbWORKING 2019-05-17
I am not so sure that these recent transman pregnancy posts arent pro-choice shills trying to get centerist in flip to over to their side.
1 Silence_Diabetic 2019-05-17
Imagine thinking your body is so fluid as to get something as life changing as hormone replacement and then teehee and pretend to still be a women when it benefits you.
I’m in favor of giving her the extra time off, it means she’ll be alone and be more likely to 40%
1 aqouta 2019-05-17
Lol, they should probably get more leave, but like so should penile men.
1 MightiestEwok 2019-05-17
Y'ALL TRANNIES CAN'T BEHAVE, LOCKED
1 MoistLanguage 2019-05-17
The future is male sweaty 😘
Foids are canceled
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-05-17
Welcome to male privilege.
1 bloodinthedrive 2019-05-17
Guys, if he’s the one carrying the baby, he’s absolutely entitled to maternity leave because it takes A LOT out of you and you need to be there for the baby (and for your own sanity). Why is this so difficult to grasp?
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
Well she calls herself a man. And men can't be mother's. And only mother's get maternity leave
🤔
1 bloodinthedrive 2019-05-17
But even though he may look like a man, he may still have a woman’s anatomy, and therefore can carry a baby. We don’t know his situation.
Mother’s get maternity leave because they are the ones carrying the baby. So someone carrying a baby should get maternity leave.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
Isnt her anatomy a mans anatomy since she's a "man" now?
1 bloodinthedrive 2019-05-17
Well it depends on whether or not he’s had a sex change (changing a vagina into a penis). Not everyone gets one, yet they may still take hormones and look like a man (deep voice, facial hair, masculine facial structure).
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
So trannies aren't actually men, they're just pretending? 🤔🤔🤔 Based take, thank you
1 bloodinthedrive 2019-05-17
Your anatomy does not determine your gender. Countless scientific studies have shown that gender is much more closely related to hormones and brain structure. And transgender people, even before they transition, have been shown to have similar hormones and brain structure to the gender they want to transition to. So, yes, if you feel like a man and present as a man and other people treat you as a man, you are a man.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
Male isn't a gender though. Trannies don't say that their gender is different, they're saying their sex is.
1 keybomon 2019-05-17
Citation needed
Even in this post, he claims his gender is male not his sex.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
Don't trannies aspire to do a sex change? Because they're "born in the wrong body"?
1 bloodinthedrive 2019-05-17
Not always. It’s a personal choice. And some can’t afford sex changes. They’re incredibly expensive.
1 bloodinthedrive 2019-05-17
It’s the opposite. Sex and gender are not the same. Most times they’re aligned, but not always. That’s when gender dysphoria happens (feeling extremely uncomfortable because your gender identity does not match your sex) So you identify as male, but you look like a girl and everyone treats you like a girl. So you can take hormones and start dressing like a man, choose a male name, and tell people to use male pronouns. That is the cure for gender dysphoria. But if you don’t have a sex change or can’t afford one, you still have the anatomy of a female.
1 Pomodorodorodoro 2019-05-17
"I'm not pregnant, I'm just a really fat, Dr. Robotnik-shaped guy."
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-17
If she wants to be a dude. She can be treated like a dude. 🤷
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
Are you really a man if you don't have a uterus? 🤔🤔🤔
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-05-17
Are you really a man if you only earn 77% of a good
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-05-17
Are you really a man if you only earn 77% of a good
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-05-17
It should be legal to conduct human experimentation on you degenerates
1 zhcyiDnein 2019-05-17
This line genuinely made me stop and think for a bit — I’ve never seen someone unironically say that before. What a strange world we live in.
1 Lysis10 2019-05-17
lol "I'm a man except when I have women's issues."
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-05-17
"I'm a man except when it's inconvenient"
1 ardasyenden 2019-05-17
when you want everything and get nothing
1 throwaway6675636b0 2019-05-17
”Yikes”
1 Psycho_Robot 2019-05-17
I'm really confused. Wouldn't the bigoted world view be that the ftm trans is still a woman and still entitled to maternity leave? This really shows that their brain is not engaged and they just call they don't like bigotry and fascism.