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Someone should link that video of that pitbull that clamped down on a baby seal

What exactly do they think they are accomplishing by gently tugging at the pitbull with a vice grip on that seal's neck?

Well, there was something I shouldn't have watched.

They should have been kneeing the dog in the gut. Hitting a pitbull on the head is the stupidest way to try to get it to let go of something.

HEED THE WARNING FOLKS THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN

You see the video of that ape eating that deer ass first? Or that other video of those wild dogs or someshit, maybe it was lions, ripping the baby gazelle out of the mother vagina and literally ripping it in half, while the gazelle mom gets eaten ass first?

This is pretty mild honestly. I’ve seen just about ever nannying caught on camera vid, some are bad.

It’s weird. If it involves children and animals it bothers me but it doesn’t if it’s adults.

That’s common. I wouldn’t recommend looking for pibble videos if animals being hurt bothers you.

My ex used to have two that were probably "bait dog" quality in temperament but my aunt has one who would be the heavyweight champ of dogfights.

Yeah. Generally speaking they are variable, but they have a distinct behavioral phenotype that can appear out of nowhere more often than not. At their very best they are just “dog selective” and never have the opportunity to express that behavior on an appropriate target.

If my ex’s dogs had it in them they would have killed her ex husband because he abused the poor things so the female is scared of 90% of the men out there and will ball herself up and hide and the male is deaf from the abuse but is generally a happy dog that doesn’t realize he is too big to be a lap dog.

My aunt’s dog is just broken. He doesn’t do normal dog things like growl or any of the normal tells and body language you get from an upset dog. He just goes zero to murder.

Yep. The funny thing is, your aunt’s dog is actually performing as intended. The total absence of communication and stereotyped behavior is basically a hallmark of the breeds, we aren’t just being snarky when we say they are “un-dogs”.

Yeah my aunt's dog is the only pitbull I have ever interacted who acts like that. Even the aggressive ones in the weird junkyard neighborhood by my house all act like normal aggressive dogs. My aunt's dog is the Brock Lesnar of pitbulls.

Hmm, yeah. There may be some regional disparity. I’d say at least 3/5 pibbles here in the Midwest still have the gameness traits. Most only have it when other dogs are around them, but a few are like your aunt’s.

The cold, vaguely shark-like body language and zero warning is what was selected for though. I see it quite a bit in the bigger ‘American Bully/bulldogs/“mixes”’ too, which is somewhat concerning.

Yeah my ex's were brindles. Abby was tall and sleek and had a greyhoundish body shape. Austin was shorter but wider in body but he did not look like a bully in the face. I don't miss my ex but I miss those dogs. Even if it was like 250 lbs of dog trying to sit on my lap at once.

Billy, my aunt's pit is white and sort of looks like this. My aunt is in AZ and I am in Utah so no idea if it is regional or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2z3uGbasn0

Of course, that’s a classic. Poor pibble got table-turned.

Horses are evil motherfuckers.

Poor little fella :(

Poor little seal. 😞😭 Also fuck those foids trying to stop the dog by tickling it with a fucking stick and their meager strength. That dog deserved a rock to the head. Breed ban when?!

That dog deserved a rock to the head.

Every other part of your comment is correct, except this one. Rock to the head wouldn't have helped unless the wielder knew a relatively precise spot where to strike and had great strength and skill.

Most big dogs, especially big fighting breed dog's heads have exceptional bone density and when in "fight-or-flight" mode its damn near impossible to break their instincts with blunt blows to the head.

Honestly fuck women, crying while doing literally nothing and ignoring advice so they don’t hurt the lil pupper

He just walks of after pulling his dog off the now dead seal not giving a shit, actual subhuman.

Impressively trained pibble

wtf why hasn't someone shot it alrea- oh, California lol

I wish I hadn't have watched that. That was the worst way of dealing with that situation, and "owned" that dog shouldn't be allowed to have ever have a dog.

That asshole tugging on the seal.

That dumb woman smacking the dog on the head with a branch. ugh how pointless. She should have been using the stick to pry the dogs mouth at the base of the jawline.

Or better yet, shove that dogs head underwater, and hold it there. It would have let go really quick, hold it there until it drowns.

Unfortunately it was too late already. The seal would have already sustained mortal wounds.

That dumb woman smacking the dog on the head with a branch

For the first couple of minutes she was hitting the fucking seal. Ugh.

It's like times like these when authorities warn that it's best to just stand back and let people with more experience handle the situation.

All three of these people had no idea at all how to handle a situation like this, and it would have been less painful for the seal if the 3 otherwise well meaning people had have just kept their hands off.

That seal was probably already injured when the dog got a hold of it. Seals dodge sharks. You think they can't avoid

He dindu nuffin

He was a gentle giant and an aspiring service dog on his way to apply for Puppy Obedience Classes.

Hysterical foid videos are amongst the worst punishments you could inflict on a person. Just beat the dogs ass or leave it to it's snack don't half ass it smh.

Someone did. I've never seen that before. Good God.

When did funny get so based. Do I unblock it?

Psudopenis

Clits are actually just penises that formed differently

So if you cum inside someone's balls they can become pregnant?

It's basically a penis "waiting" to develop. A large amount of testosterone will make it to grow thus why female bodybuilders all have tiny dicks.

Uh, basically yeah.

Seals are actually based though

eviscerating penguins

Based.

Fucking tuxedo gremlins

One saved some dude who committed suicide by jumping off the golden gate bridge. The jump broke his body but the seal continued to drag him to the surface for air until rescue arrived

He jumped to kill himself and this fucking sea rat drags him back to live out the rest of his broken life? It's the bad guy in this case no doubt

I am trying to find the video of the sealion grabbing a kid in Cali.

Yeah that's the one.

Lmao what a troll that seal was

Those look like Chinese tourists, the kid probably had it coming

He just wanted some pusi

Except a seal won't murder your children

It could actually

nah

So just seals ten. Seals are actually just water putbulls.

http://time.com/2891180/kfc-and-the-pit-bull-attack-of-a-little-girl/

Doggo of 6 piece meal

There is no breed that is naturally aggressive. Aggression is trained behavior.

Retarded take

Also seen there

just because a dog is aggressive doesn't mean it's a killer

It just aggressively nannys kids

Lol right? It's literally a fucking carnivore, of fucking course they are naturally agressive.

Cops:Leftoids::Blacks:Rightoids::Pitbulls:Centroids

The new rock paper scissors: Cops beat blacks, blacks beat pitbulls, pitbulls beat cops.

pitbulls:children::seals::baby penguins prove me wrong

Ahh Pitbulls, the niggers of the dog world

um dog r actually closer to sealions