Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
Oof. Big yikes, my guy.
Okay bois, this is a doozy.
So basically I checked your post history aaaaand... basically you're a homophobe and misogynist honey.
DOWNVOTED!
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-18
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 jollesonceffrey1968 2019-05-18
Dude n lmao
1 mukumukum68-44 2019-05-18
Oof. Big yikes, my guy. Okay bois, this is a doozy. So basically I checked your post history aaaaand... basically you're a homophobe and misogynist honey. DOWNVOTED!
1 jollesonceffrey1968 2019-05-18
Shaddup nigger
1 BenMcLean 2019-05-18
I just thought that would be the funniest possible thing I could say _^
1 jollesonceffrey1968 2019-05-18
Me too UwU
1 jollesonceffrey1968 2019-05-18
Ah yes, just a prank bro
1 BenMcLean 2019-05-18
Be honest. That was really funny.
1 Quietus42 2019-05-18
Shut the fuck up retard.
1 BenMcLean 2019-05-18
Ooh, looks like I hit a nerve
1 Quietus42 2019-05-18
Did it really take you a week to come up with that retort? Shit, you're more retarded than I thought.
1 BenMcLean 2019-05-18
No, I just didn't notice you
1 Quietus42 2019-05-18
But also
🤔🤔🤔
It's like you're trying to be as dumb as possible.
1 icefourthirtythree 2019-05-18
This is why we need mayocide
1 bleached_ammonia 2019-05-18
imagine making 112 alts.
1 hugemongus123 2019-05-18
lol masstagger has to be one of the biggest lolcow potentials out there, it's like every 3 reply is a snappy quote.
1 jollesonceffrey1968 2019-05-18
Even a lolcow clock is right a couple times a month though
1 BenMcLean 2019-05-18
good times
1 jollesonceffrey1968 2019-05-18
Indeed