Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. src
"Crashes" aren't really that uncommon nor unexpected. The problem is that most people think of 2008 when they hear "recession" despite having lived through probably 3 others thay they didnt even notice
Credit where credit is due, if there is another big crash it'll be worse this time than last. The US economy is not in the position to handle a recession well, interest rates are too low to cut, the central bank's independence has been challenged by Donny, and the sort of coordinated response needed to handle a crisis isn't going to be possible like it was in 2007. Would it end in a socialist revolution? Nah, but I could see some serious class violence.
Actually, the US economy is pretty much the strongest in the world right now. We actually have positive interest rates, so we can cut them if there is a problem. Compare this to Europe where the rates are negative and you'll see who comes out ahead.
Life expectancy is longer than ever in the history of humanity. Less people are living in poverty than ever before. Crime is dropping everywhere. By all measurable humanity is in the best place it has ever been.
Listen guys this isn't working let's try communism again but for real this time.
Life expectancy is longer than ever in the history of humanity. Less people are living in poverty than ever before. Crime is dropping everywhere. By all metrics humanity is in the best place it has ever been.
Lol,
Hang on to the optimism that Capitalism is going to keep
Totally not rooted in being totally fucking ignorant of the world around you, or just being too retarded to actually read anything critical of the dominant ideology in your shitty country.
I’m just saying the most milk toast boring suburban uncle take is to keep saying everything is fine, and to also be deeply in the closet. I’m not saying you weren’t molested by your Dad, I’m just not not saying that.
I've often wondered how I would hold up to torture of various kinds. I have autism, and I've always wondered if solitary confinement would have the same effect on me as it does the average person. As for physical forms of torture, I've generally tried to practice separating my thoughts from physical pain with various levels of effectiveness. My appendix burst a few years ago and I was still walking around just fine, the docs thought I should be dead, and I think they thought I would die.
My appendix burst a few years ago and I was still walking around just fine
If you haven't experienced pain where you're beyond pain and you're suddenly thinking very clearly "wow, it's amazing that this level of pain is even possible" then you don't know bone pain.
Tooth pain is worst pain by no doubt. It can make you shoot you in your own head with a shotgun because that will just seem like an absolutely sane, reasonable and rational way to make the pain end.
This is what happens when you don't address mental illness and instead normalize it. It's funny but at the same time quite sad to see what's happening to a lot of our youth.
Too much thinking is how they ended up where they are now.
That's why I avoid thinking as much as possible. We're all going to end up in a Chinese re-education camp anyway, so why not start practicing for it now?
Imagine living on social media and expecting constant approval on a minute-to-minute basis. Then you get really brave and decide that you're okay with spending 23 hours/day completely alone. And it's not just that you're alone, it's knowing that nobody out there can get you out. You are completely powerless and they can do whatever they want to you every single day for the thousands of days remaining before you die. And then you say, "I'd totally do that because ideology."
Daily reminder that these people are attracted to that ideology because they're broken in one or more ways. But they think they can win a war of revolution lmao
I remember that shit. It was just them complaining that they didn't trust themselves enough to own a gun. Dune coons in Afghanistan fight the US military with AKs at 8 years old but 20 something tranny baristas living in the best conditions humans have ever had are too depressed to even have a gun in the same room as them. Smdh
Literally. Even radical centrist gang is going to be setting Constantine wire around camps if it gets bad enough these dipshits switch from piss bottles and glitter bombs to Molotov’s.
Imagine being a chapocel and thinking “the proles” will rise up on the side of these people. On the right you will have the police, current and former military, basic magacels and even just your run of the mill dems and Republicans. Not to mention every a political person who is furious the WiFi is out now show is now indefinitely thanks to some bullshit revolution.
On the chapocel side you have the bottom of the barel t slurs and faggots who can’t even arm themselves for fear of turning the gunthemselves, the Raging foiis who think they can fight because they held a sign and cussed at some guy walking iinto a Jordan Peterson talk on campus, the unemployed failson who wants to smash capitalism because he can’t even hold down a minimum wage job to support his weed habit, the guy who works in a mail room at a tech company and can’t stop hitting on transsexuals at his local dsa meeting just to show how woke he is, and the 145 pound asexual tankie who bought a wasr because staljn did nothing wrong but can’t admit be secretly wishes he got a imperialist pig ar Instead because the recoil bruises him and his arms hurt the last time he spent 26 minutes trying to snap sick photos with it while masked up standing in front of his still badly creased antifa flag he got off Amazon.
This is what happens when you use reddit as a surrogate therapist, and cheekily write off basic health advice wirh a smug little "/r/wowthanksimcured".
Honestly we are one little leap away from a full on Totalitarian Fascist Surveillance Police State. Any attempt to actually organize will get us rounded up and thrown into prison for being Leftist “agitators” attempting to overthrow the government.
I can't believe there are still people who ACTUALLY think Trump is going to become literal Hitler any second now
It's been three years I think we have a pretty good idea of how Daddy does shit. He can't open concentration camps because running them would cut into his McDonalds and Twitter time
The lack of imagination on the part of the chapo is hilarious.
If they werent certain retards they would be domestic terrorist derailing trains with a contingency suicide capsule on the ready.
but what they actually are is low intelligence manlets that got woke on tumblr and cant live a happy life because their life model is incongruous with the problems in the world/life in general.
We must have a unification of all means of struggle. Political action on the left must be joined in with radical revolution action. We can support each other, destroy the police state through politics and then stage the revolution.
Lol, just accept that every civilization has fallen and that ours will fall someday too. It was inevitable from whatever day it was Western Civilization began. It might be this century, it might be millenia, but rest assured that it will happen, and it will be dramatic.
Rome didn't even really fall, only the western provinces were taken over by barbarians. The eastern part, which included the capital at that point, was mostly fine for another couple centuries.
imagine thinking anyone cares about you that much.
the guy assigned to watch me all day probably just falls asleep at his desk for half his shift and the other half he goes, "jesus christ this kid does literally nothing except wake up and play vidya for 16 hours and then sleep. fuck man thats sad, fr, i would have killed myself after a single day of this."
When you read a LARP as strong as this one, with all the heroes who can't wait to be tortured or shot in violent revolution when it inevitably comes, one has to wonder why nobody made an FPS game where you fight as a heroic american revolutionary fighting the bourgeois. Throw in DLC skins of all the poltical douchetubers and you'll made fucking millions.
(((Neoliberal capitalism's))) pretty bad, but these guy's have somehow been convinced that they're not under the spell of neoliberal capitalism, and that they're not its footsoldiers.
Imagine sincerely believing that billions of people will die if your pet ideology doesn't win complete power. One of modern society's greatest failings is that we don't treat communism as the bonafide mental illness that it is.
Tfw made a comment telling him to get professional help and not top himself over his obsession with a board of teenagers talking about a revolution which will never happen...
...and got autofiltered because they have their automod set up to hide posts containing the word "LARP" lmfao
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-19
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1 xlhat 2019-05-19
We have all the power.
COPE.
PERPETUAL COMMIE COPE.
Sure, Eugene Debscels BTFO chapo is the new game in town.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-05-19
Not the Great Recession or even the Great Depression -- now, during a 10-year economic upswing, is the time to strike
1 AlecFagHillPitas 2019-05-19
They’re expecting a crash for 2020 though, probably what they’re banking on. If nothing happens chapos are fucked.
1 SideFumbling 2019-05-19
More like they're gonna 'crash' Trump's reelection party and peepee poopoo themselves. At worst, set a few trash cans on fire.
1 Peytons_5head 2019-05-19
"Crashes" aren't really that uncommon nor unexpected. The problem is that most people think of 2008 when they hear "recession" despite having lived through probably 3 others thay they didnt even notice
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-05-19
Credit where credit is due, if there is another big crash it'll be worse this time than last. The US economy is not in the position to handle a recession well, interest rates are too low to cut, the central bank's independence has been challenged by Donny, and the sort of coordinated response needed to handle a crisis isn't going to be possible like it was in 2007. Would it end in a socialist revolution? Nah, but I could see some serious class violence.
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I mean bussy lmao
1 uniqueguy263 2019-05-19
The rest of the world has already moved on to negative interest rates. We can still cut them, they can't.
1 refugeeinaudacity 2019-05-19
Actually, the US economy is pretty much the strongest in the world right now. We actually have positive interest rates, so we can cut them if there is a problem. Compare this to Europe where the rates are negative and you'll see who comes out ahead.
1 Peytons_5head 2019-05-19
And our banks aren't nearly as leveraged as 2008
1 yourdeadwife 2019-05-19
Life expectancy is longer than ever in the history of humanity. Less people are living in poverty than ever before. Crime is dropping everywhere. By all measurable humanity is in the best place it has ever been.
Listen guys this isn't working let's try communism again but for real this time.
1 donnydealZ 2019-05-19
Lol,
Hang on to the optimism that Capitalism is going to keep
Making
Things
better
Totally not rooted in being totally fucking ignorant of the world around you, or just being too retarded to actually read anything critical of the dominant ideology in your shitty country.
1 yourdeadwife 2019-05-19
Lmao shut up faggot
1 donnydealZ 2019-05-19
I’m just saying the most milk toast boring suburban uncle take is to keep saying everything is fine, and to also be deeply in the closet. I’m not saying you weren’t molested by your Dad, I’m just not not saying that.
1 Redactor0 2019-05-19
In the 1980s there was about 10 huge wars going on around the world and major terrorist attacks on a weekly basis. Let's go back to that.
t. zoomer geniuses
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-19
Lmao if capitalism has "another crisis" people will turn to facism instead of communism. 🤪
1 AlecFagHillPitas 2019-05-19
We can only hope 😈😈😈😈😈
1 SideFumbling 2019-05-19
1 derpulon8000 2019-05-19
[Did someone say nazbol?](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/N4ET3beAjYA/maxresdefault.jpg)
1 SideFumbling 2019-05-19
based and nazbolpilled
1 kaczynskireborn2 2019-05-19
even during the great depression this was true. it never even began for pinkocels
1 Kingflares 2019-05-19
Unrelated, but what is COPE. I know cope as in the verb, but what is this COPE that's been used by itself lately
1 xlhat 2019-05-19
Culturally appropriated term.
1 WishUWouldTryMeBitch 2019-05-19
Basically people dealing with reality in disingenuous ways
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-05-19
1 thedopestfish 2019-05-19
B A S E D
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1 MacAndShits 2019-05-19
B A S E D
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D B A S E
1 CaliggyJack 2019-05-19
E D
1 MacAndShits 2019-05-19
He lives within everything. Even your furniture.
1 erdbeerkese 2019-05-19
Socialists aren't people.
1 MGTOWWOM 2019-05-19
I've often wondered how I would hold up to torture of various kinds. I have autism, and I've always wondered if solitary confinement would have the same effect on me as it does the average person. As for physical forms of torture, I've generally tried to practice separating my thoughts from physical pain with various levels of effectiveness. My appendix burst a few years ago and I was still walking around just fine, the docs thought I should be dead, and I think they thought I would die.
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-05-19
Start banging pots together. Bang cia man wins again.
1 charming_tatum 2019-05-19
I practiced ingesting large amounts of LSD but it just makes me black out
1 Redactor0 2019-05-19
If you haven't experienced pain where you're beyond pain and you're suddenly thinking very clearly "wow, it's amazing that this level of pain is even possible" then you don't know bone pain.
1 Depressiosaurus 2019-05-19
Tooth pain is worst pain by no doubt. It can make you shoot you in your own head with a shotgun because that will just seem like an absolutely sane, reasonable and rational way to make the pain end.
1 Thereal14words 2019-05-19
A comment so retarted even other chapos call him out.
Isnt that SOP over there?
1 FoidBlaster 2019-05-19
This is what happens when you don't address mental illness and instead normalize it. It's funny but at the same time quite sad to see what's happening to a lot of our youth.
1 Helter_SkeIter 2019-05-19
You mean it isn't liberating to live in a delusion that leads to ostracism from society?
1 FoidBlaster 2019-05-19
Really makes you 🤔
1 KittehDragoon 2019-05-19
Too much thinking is how they ended up where they are now.
That's why I avoid thinking as much as possible. We're all going to end up in a Chinese re-education camp anyway, so why not start practicing for it now?
1 Fletch71011 2019-05-19
You forgot this follow up comment. What a fucking stupid edgelord take.
1 Thereal14words 2019-05-19
There are several of those. I just wanted you to experience them for yourself.
1 AdministrativeNerve7 2019-05-19
like
1 911roofer 2019-05-19
Are we sure this isn't a troll? It's so hard to tell with Chapos.
1 Redactor0 2019-05-19
Imagine living on social media and expecting constant approval on a minute-to-minute basis. Then you get really brave and decide that you're okay with spending 23 hours/day completely alone. And it's not just that you're alone, it's knowing that nobody out there can get you out. You are completely powerless and they can do whatever they want to you every single day for the thousands of days remaining before you die. And then you say, "I'd totally do that because ideology."
This is the intellectual level of the chapo.
1 hi_0 2019-05-19
1 rhyme-ocerus 2019-05-19
Daily reminder that these people are attracted to that ideology because they're broken in one or more ways. But they think they can win a war of revolution lmao
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-05-19
I just wanna know whose using the guns during their revolution when they get PTSD from being misgendered.
1 SideFumbling 2019-05-19
They had a thread about how they cannot own guns because they have sadbrains.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-05-19
I remember that shit. It was just them complaining that they didn't trust themselves enough to own a gun. Dune coons in Afghanistan fight the US military with AKs at 8 years old but 20 something tranny baristas living in the best conditions humans have ever had are too depressed to even have a gun in the same room as them. Smdh
1 SideFumbling 2019-05-19
Just imagine being a troon! You couldn't pick up a gun without killing yourself! lmoooa
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-05-19
They are, on themselves.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-05-19
As it should be.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-05-19
Literally. Even radical centrist gang is going to be setting Constantine wire around camps if it gets bad enough these dipshits switch from piss bottles and glitter bombs to Molotov’s.
Imagine being a chapocel and thinking “the proles” will rise up on the side of these people. On the right you will have the police, current and former military, basic magacels and even just your run of the mill dems and Republicans. Not to mention every a political person who is furious the WiFi is out now show is now indefinitely thanks to some bullshit revolution.
On the chapocel side you have the bottom of the barel t slurs and faggots who can’t even arm themselves for fear of turning the gunthemselves, the Raging foiis who think they can fight because they held a sign and cussed at some guy walking iinto a Jordan Peterson talk on campus, the unemployed failson who wants to smash capitalism because he can’t even hold down a minimum wage job to support his weed habit, the guy who works in a mail room at a tech company and can’t stop hitting on transsexuals at his local dsa meeting just to show how woke he is, and the 145 pound asexual tankie who bought a wasr because staljn did nothing wrong but can’t admit be secretly wishes he got a imperialist pig ar Instead because the recoil bruises him and his arms hurt the last time he spent 26 minutes trying to snap sick photos with it while masked up standing in front of his still badly creased antifa flag he got off Amazon.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-19
To the chapos reading this:
If you hate cops so much go to law school.
1 eva_remastered 2019-05-19
"REE LAWYERS" - chapo
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2019-05-19
"Lawyers are just book cops!"
-chapos, probably
1 Platycel 2019-05-19
woah
1 Triquetra3 2019-05-19
/r/antiwork
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-05-19
Law school requires work ethic
1 Helter_SkeIter 2019-05-19
Becoming a lawyer would turn them into a contributing member of society ditch by definition would make them no longer a chapo
1 15ImpoundedCats 2019-05-19
Pick one.
And I say that as a lawyer.
1 WistopherWalken 2019-05-19
You're a boring cog in the wheel like the rest of us.
1 gfour 2019-05-19
Spend some time doing business and/or crimes in a country without a functioning legal system and you’ll realize how important you are bb
1 NumerousEvent 2019-05-19
They'd all kill themselves in L1. So I second the recommendation.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-05-19
I hated cops when I went to law school but now they're nice to me and I mostly think about cocaine.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-19
Imagine killing yourself over a larp.
1 Infidel6 2019-05-19
This is what happens when you use reddit as a surrogate therapist, and cheekily write off basic health advice wirh a smug little "/r/wowthanksimcured".
1 vtesterlwg 2019-05-19
nah most of these people have real therapists, they encourage this
1 JazzlikeAvocado 2019-05-19
I can't believe there are still people who ACTUALLY think Trump is going to become literal Hitler any second now
It's been three years I think we have a pretty good idea of how Daddy does shit. He can't open concentration camps because running them would cut into his McDonalds and Twitter time
1 Professor_Crunchwrap 2019-05-19
Exact same as the delusional rightoids when Obama was president though they'll never admit it.
https://politics.theonion.com/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of-lib-1819573867
1 SideFumbling 2019-05-19
Yeah, except that didn't get any serious airtime. Trumpo-fascism gets weekly airplay.
1 charming_tatum 2019-05-19
And the democrats before that who thought bush was gonna use the patriot act to declare himself king of America
1 Pol_Pots_Crockpot 2019-05-19
Say what you will about communists they sure kill a lot of communists
1 kaczynskireborn2 2019-05-19
formerly the 60%
1 drake_irl 2019-05-19
The lack of imagination on the part of the chapo is hilarious.
If they werent certain retards they would be domestic terrorist derailing trains with a contingency suicide capsule on the ready.
but what they actually are is low intelligence manlets that got woke on tumblr and cant live a happy life because their life model is incongruous with the problems in the world/life in general.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-05-19
removing pinging is actually genocide
1 eva_remastered 2019-05-19
lol awesome
1 betazoom78 2019-05-19
The Birth of a Doomee
1 kidrobot0069 2019-05-19
chapos have become the very thing they make fun of
1 watermark002 2019-05-19
We must have a unification of all means of struggle. Political action on the left must be joined in with radical revolution action. We can support each other, destroy the police state through politics and then stage the revolution.
1 bugeyedredditors 2019-05-19
We don't deserve these lolcows.
1 Pepperglue 2019-05-19
Why wait?
1 AlohaWarrior34 2019-05-19
Praise Allah for His goodness, inshallah.
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-05-19
Lol, just accept that every civilization has fallen and that ours will fall someday too. It was inevitable from whatever day it was Western Civilization began. It might be this century, it might be millenia, but rest assured that it will happen, and it will be dramatic.
1 JazzlikeAvocado 2019-05-19
I hope it doesn't happen before Tay Tay drops TS7 😢😢😢😢
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-05-19
Civilizations falling like Rome is the exception, not the norm. More often than not they just fade into irrelevance.
1 erdbeerkese 2019-05-19
Rome didn't even really fall, only the western provinces were taken over by barbarians. The eastern part, which included the capital at that point, was mostly fine for another couple centuries.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-05-19
Eastern Rome is more of a continuation of the Hellenistic civilization though.
1 erdbeerkese 2019-05-19
By organization and institutions it was roman, pre-roman Greece was way different.
Mongol empire wasn't exactly a civilisation, I don't think they even had writing.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-05-19
It's over for horse archer-cels.
1 erdbeerkese 2019-05-19
It's particularly over for nomad-cels
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-05-19
Fade, fall, whatever. It's gonna happen.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-05-19
Yeah but not likely in a way that affects the plebs that much..
1 JazzlikeAvocado 2019-05-19
LMFAO nigga the feds don't give a fuck about some barista commie shitposting on Reddit
1 kaczynskireborn2 2019-05-19
any second now the imperialists will break down the doors and kill us. drink the kool aid friends
1 brinkworthspoon 2019-05-19
imagine thinking anyone cares about you that much.
the guy assigned to watch me all day probably just falls asleep at his desk for half his shift and the other half he goes, "jesus christ this kid does literally nothing except wake up and play vidya for 16 hours and then sleep. fuck man thats sad, fr, i would have killed myself after a single day of this."
1 gfour 2019-05-19
To be fair this faggot Jake Flores who’s literally the human embodiment of a chapo got arrested by the fbi or some shit for making a chapo tier joke
1 Woolgun 2019-05-19
When you read a LARP as strong as this one, with all the heroes who can't wait to be tortured or shot in violent revolution when it inevitably comes, one has to wonder why nobody made an FPS game where you fight as a heroic american revolutionary fighting the bourgeois. Throw in DLC skins of all the poltical douchetubers and you'll made fucking millions.
1 muck4doo 2019-05-19
Games should be free
1 Platycel 2019-05-19
Hatred?
1 15ImpoundedCats 2019-05-19
They did: Wolfenstein II.
1 Redactor0 2019-05-19
Wolfenstein 3D, now that was a good game. I'm utterly mystified how anyone decided that it needed a story. sip
1 SlowlyDying- 2019-05-19
I knew all the kys talk was pure projection.
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1 FINAL_ANAL_DISASTER 2019-05-19
(((Neoliberal capitalism's))) pretty bad, but these guy's have somehow been convinced that they're not under the spell of neoliberal capitalism, and that they're not its footsoldiers.
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Real communists are unironically tankies.
1 freet0 2019-05-19
the vanguard of the revolution
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-05-19
Imagine sincerely believing that billions of people will die if your pet ideology doesn't win complete power. One of modern society's greatest failings is that we don't treat communism as the bonafide mental illness that it is.
1 flexaccount 2019-05-19
Please clap.
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-05-19
First of the month coming up, Chapo friendo. Don't forget to pay your rent. :)
1 Matues49 2019-05-19
This is hilarious
1 brinkworthspoon 2019-05-19
chapo: liberal democracy is a weak and ineffective form of government
also chapo: workplaces should be run like liberal democracies
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-05-19
Keep
Yourself
Safe
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-05-19
the og post for anyone who cares for some reason https://old.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/bgvrxx/_/elo65z3/
1 RELEVANT_SOULS_QUOTE 2019-05-19
1 RELEVANT_SOULS_QUOTE 2019-05-19
One's demise is always one's own making.
1 ardasyenden 2019-05-19
Literally the first thing I’ve upvoted on chapo
1 Drama_banned_me 2019-05-19
40 %
1 vtesterlwg 2019-05-19
this thread could be renamed "in which chapo totally doesn't advocate for violent revolution"
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2019-05-19
Tfw made a comment telling him to get professional help and not top himself over his obsession with a board of teenagers talking about a revolution which will never happen...
...and got autofiltered because they have their automod set up to hide posts containing the word "LARP" lmfao
1 kidrobot0069 2019-05-19
Good