A man’s place is in the kitchen making breakfast specifically scrambled eggs.

50  2019-05-20 by HardIsLife

Let me tell you why.

Men being men 🙄 they jerk off a lot. Their hand, wrist, arm, etc have years of practice jerking it. Men have the stamina to beat eggs non stop for a long period of time.

It’s about time men turn their toxic masculinity to some good use. Make some extremely fluffy scrambled eggs for their loved ones in the morning instead of taking care of their morning wood. How about that?

Just saying 🍳

54 comments

1  MacAndShits 2019-05-20

"First I turn on the stove, then I turn on ur mom"

quote by me

1  zergling_Lester 2019-05-20

Are you a professional quotemaker?

1  MacAndShits 2019-05-20

I'm also available for parties

1  BurgerLaowai 2019-05-20

Top 100 chefs in the world... Not a wahmen in sight until near the end of the top 50

1  boyoyoyoyong 2019-05-20

Men are better than foids at everything including being foids

1  WarSanchez 2019-05-20

Just look at our mod team! 😍

1  Mayos_side 2019-05-20

Women are terrible at working in a team, that's why.

1  mukumukum68-50 2019-05-20

How do you even measure "chefness"? I mean like what is the objective unit of mesurement that makes one the best chef?

1  THOT-AUDITOR 2019-05-20

You make food that critics at Michelin like, it's not complicated.

1  Dramautist 2019-05-20

Nobody knows fine cuisine better than tire guys.

1  BurgerLaowai 2019-05-20

Wasn’t the whole Michelin rating system started by the tire manufacturer wanting to get people to travel by car to restaurants around France?

1  Dramautist 2019-05-20

Yes.

1  mukumukum68-50 2019-05-20

Really?

1  Dramautist 2019-05-20

Yeah, really.

In 1900, there were fewer than 3,000 cars on the roads of France. To increase the demand for cars and, accordingly, car tires, car tire manufacturers and brothers Édouard and André Michelin published a guide for French motorists in 1900, the Michelin Guide.

Nearly 35,000 copies of this first, free edition of the guide were distributed; it provided useful information to motorists, such as maps, tire repair and replacement instructions, car mechanics listings, hotels, and petrol stations throughout France.

1  mukumukum68-50 2019-05-20

Wow, amazing!

1  Dramautist 2019-05-20

Oh, I didn't know you were making fun of me 😓

1  mukumukum68-50 2019-05-20

No, I'm genuinely fascinated, please tell me more!

1  acidoverbasic 2019-05-20

My husband makes way better scrambled eggs than me so I think you're on to something 🤔

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-05-20

Imagine preferring omelettes over frittatas.

1  BasicallyADoctor 2019-05-20

I'll scramble your eggs

1  Cockroach-Lord 2019-05-20

Cope

1  ubermanwolf 2019-05-20

so r u preggers or not.did ur period cum

1  kalinida 2019-05-20

Is this a randy alt? 🤔🤔🤔

1  Moist__nuggets 2019-05-20

If you had bothered to subscribe to Randy you'd know that he's started franchising his trademarked turboretard brand in exchange for a reasonable royalty.

1  tonguelessnitch 2019-05-20

I'm probably a better cook than OP.

1  DeweaponizedAutism 2019-05-20

OP is a modern foid, I'd be surprised if she knew how to cook anything more complicated than ramen.

1  trappysaruh 2019-05-20

ramen

yum 🤤

1  ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-05-20

Yeah this nigga prob doesn't know ramen is some real chef shit. The one dollar a packet ichiban isn't even the beginning of the beginning.

1  zergling_Lester 2019-05-20

Auntie Maya agrees.

1  THOT-AUDITOR 2019-05-20

>thinking HardIsLife isn't a LARPer

1  ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-05-20

imblying whipping eggs to shreds is the final scrambling technique

You pose as an adult with an adult job but don't know how to cook eggs (except presumably your own). Maybe you should look to that, starting with a lesser challenge like setting a timer for a six minute boiled egg and toast.

1  kalinida 2019-05-20

Omg a poached egg on toast would be 💯 now

1  ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-05-20

My friend likes to poach 'em. He's got a special kit and everything, but he rarely uses it; instead just revolving the water through stirring. It seems a bit too much hassle to me, but they are delicious.

1  kalinida 2019-05-20

Im too lazy to poach. Plus it takes longer thsn just a quick over easy egg straight on the pan

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-20

Scrambled eggs are what you make when you fuck up your eggs?

1  ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-05-20

Fucking millenials with that uptalking horse shit

Scrambled eggs are what you make when you want to integrate eggs into 2-4x the amount of ingredients that would make a nice omelette

Not on the side Integrated

1  Ravensthrowit 2019-05-20

This could be true, my gf specifically asks me to make scrambled eggs for some bec bagels...and the grill isn’t in the kitchen

1  LightUmbra 2019-05-20

Scrambled eggs

Are you five? Anyone who isn't a young child should eat eggs in literally any other form. Scrambled eggs are only allowed for adults if there's a bunch of people to feed.

1  trappysaruh 2019-05-20

they r good in a burrito

1  LightUmbra 2019-05-20

Good point. They're fine in things, but eating just scrambled eggs as an adult is sad.

1  trappysaruh 2019-05-20

agree

1  eleven4for20 2019-05-20

[amateur]( https://www.tacobell.com/food/breakfast/breakfast-crunchwrap)

1  ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-05-20

no

1  LightUmbra 2019-05-20

You are retarded.

1  ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-05-20

seems rude tbh

1  LightUmbra 2019-05-20

Eat eggs properly.

1  AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-05-20

You’ve clearly never had proper scrambled eggs. Your mother probably over cooks them into a rubbery mess.

1  LightUmbra 2019-05-20

You're retarded

1  statikcollektah 2019-05-20

A

1  Richard__Mongler 2019-05-20

Scrambled is the absolute worst way to prepare eggs and you have fucking terrible taste

1  LizardGirl0 2019-05-20

actually the worst way is over hot coals in a campfire

1  AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-05-20

I bet you eat your eggs over hard. Nasty fuck.

1  Richard__Mongler 2019-05-20

Over easy or if I'm feeling really frisky an omelette please and thank you

1  ManBearFridge 2019-05-20

I make the best scrambled eggs.