Hahaha, you were so butthurt you reported all my posts to the moderators too.

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nah this dog is fucked

😂Things dachshund owners say when the pibble appears.

Ok this is epic 😎

Badgers trying to eek out a niche BTFO

Vs lad teacup dog

Chad doesn't use a leash

The Virgin "I need a leash so that my dog doesn't run away and potentially bite people" vs the Chad "I dont need a leash because my dog is such a freak of genetics that there's no way he could hurt anyone"p

Hurt anyone or run

Beautiful 😍

Female virgin would be more fitting. I've seen waaaay too many 5'5", 150lb foids "walking" their pitty furbabies 😍😍

5'5"

Ok so she's a giant

150lb

Wtf dude she could probably take on the pibble one on one at that point 🤢

I secretly want her to dominate me 😍👌

Those chick's love to be dominated by everything

i accidentaly step on him loads

This is how you know OP actually owns a dachshund.

Dachshunds are actually very good and efficient hunters. They love to murder rabbits and birds. Originally bread to sniff out badgers and such, but the tiny ones are perfect for killing small animals.

I've seen more fucked up, inbred, obese mongoloid Dachshunds than not.

women like pibbles the same reason they like darkies. they think they can rehabilitate them and they like the danger and then oh no i'm dead

And both are sexually more competent than the average mayo man.

based and dogpilled