r/drama: Teacher attempts to enslave her students with cotton growing project, thankfully her diabolical plan is thwarted by her fellow teachers.

Teacher attempts to enslave her students with cotton growing project, thankfully her diabolical plan is thwarted by her fellow teachers.

22 2019-05-20 by Oh_hamburgers_

11 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-20

I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src

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1 Neon_needles 2019-05-20

One Twitter user, who said her name was R. Jones, shared a screenshot of the email. She told ARLnow that a school staff member had forwarded it to her and they were both “angry and offended” about the racial undertones of a teacher planting cotton.

Cotton is to blacks like garlic is to vampires. If you dont want to get mugged in Detroit, wear a necklace with a big ball of cotton and to tell blacks who are hostile "Beware! I have cop friends armed not only with guns, but the finest fiber cotton blend uniforms."

If they still advance, tell them you have sickle cell disease and can spread it upon contact.

1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-20

And if that fails, tell them KFC is out of chicken.

They'll break down on the spot.

1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-20

Just to be clear.

If ANYONE uses ANY cotton, they are perpetuating slavery.

Now. Who else enjoys some of that fine-ass Egyptian cotton?

1 tHeSiD 2019-05-20

Is that we WUZ kangz cotton?

1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-20

THIS IS TRUMP"S AMERICA

1 DisabledQueerVeteran 2019-05-20

I'm honestly disgusted to see someone take away what could be a fun and educational project because they can't help but see "racial undertones" in everything. Especially since that school is full of blacks -- these cute little negroes will need every bit of education in this racist job market!

1 -OrganisedChaos- 2019-05-20

Should have grown poppies instead.

On second thought, nah don't fuck up our monopoly.

1 LilKwazulaB2Fresh 2019-05-20

they replaced the cotton growing project with watermelon vines

Lmfao

1 BussyShillBot 2019-05-20

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1 BussyShillBot 2019-05-20

Ok I just checked out that sub. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. We're are smarter than the average cookies, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.

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