You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
It’s clear by now that children who toss water balloons at each other are committing brutal acts of assault and should be arrested, tried, and sentenced as such.
The only time I would find milkshake throwing humorous would be if Jim Acosta threw a milkshake at Trump. Other than that specific situation this is just another dumb British activity. Much like their awful tv shows.
I won’t give you that. I will give you the British version is at least tolerable for a British show. Black Mirror is the most overrated show next to game of shits
Yeah I think the burgers have it better on this one.
Your go too best TV show is Breaking Bad, your opinion means nothing. I'd give you season one of Fargo, The Sopranos, The Wire, Twin Peaks or True detective but not fucking Malcolm in the middle with meth.
This is going to remain funny until the day some pasty English fuck walks up with a fast food cup and it's battery acid instead of fake dairy sludge, at which point it will become horrifying and hilarious and little sad all at the same time.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-21
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-21
Food fights are violence too, OK.
1 rdashdrama 2019-05-21
Imagine getting smacked in the face with a summer sausage.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-21
I don't have to, I walked in on my dad and mom fucking when I was 5.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-21
I don't understand, are you implying that your dads erect penis came into contact with your face when you were 5?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-21
It sounds like you understand just fine hun
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-21
I'm sorry that happened to you, if you ever need to talk, I'm just a DM away.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-21
I commission incestfic at a nominal fee ;)
Oh I mean, thanks sweaty it means a lot
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-21
Wave the fee.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-21
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/
1 dongas420 2019-05-21
It’s clear by now that children who toss water balloons at each other are committing brutal acts of assault and should be arrested, tried, and sentenced as such.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-05-21
It's just like Malt Nazi Germany
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-05-21
Frozen Fascist Italy
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-21
There’s still slavery in Libya lmao
1 LilKwazulaB2Fresh 2019-05-21
And?
1 tankatan 2019-05-21
Letting Colonel Gaddafi commit literal unapologetic genocide to own the interventionists.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-21
Nice b8 m8
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-21
Is that your non-drama alt?
1 rdashdrama 2019-05-21
Nope, I made this account after the purge. I just genuinely don’t post or comment many places other than drama. That’s how low I am.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-21
The only time I would find milkshake throwing humorous would be if Jim Acosta threw a milkshake at Trump. Other than that specific situation this is just another dumb British activity. Much like their awful tv shows.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-21
I'm not a Britbong but I will die for the honor of their sitcoms
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-21
Degenerate and anti-American. I’m calling the FBI fat boy
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-21
BAZINGA
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-21
American TV: Breaking Bad British TV: Doctor Who
Yeah I think the burgers have it better on this one.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-21
You deserve the wall for comparing the two.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-21
You're right. It's an insult to American T.V.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-21
I said sitcoms, your fried brain doesn't even understand that distinction. No wonder you can't appreciate British comedy like I can.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-21
Did I say Breaking Bad was a sitcom? This is your brain on fish and chips.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-21
Maybe read the thread before shitting your horrible takes everywhere.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-21
Only horribly takes are your dry taste in humor.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-21
Mmm. Quite.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-05-21
Breaking Bad is an excellent sitcom, what are you on about?
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-21
The original Office is one of the best TV shows of all time.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-21
It’s not but that’s an opinion. The rest are all pure trash.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-21
Say the originals better than the US version, at least give me that.
Fawltly Towers, Extras, Black mirror, Monty Python, Blackadder and the Crown were all great. I'd say they do pretty good per capita.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-21
I won’t give you that. I will give you the British version is at least tolerable for a British show. Black Mirror is the most overrated show next to game of shits
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-21
Lol of course the burger likes the ripped off sappy rom com version.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-21
I don’t like the us version either. It’s just not as bad as the British one.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-21
Corny dreck.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-21
Never heard of it don't care
Never heard of it don't care
Twilight Zone for pretentious fagggots
That's good I'll give you that. They're honorary burgers
That's clones or some shit. Sounds boring
The Windsors are an illegitmate monarchy
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-21
Yeah I think the burgers have it better on this one.
Your go too best TV show is Breaking Bad, your opinion means nothing. I'd give you season one of Fargo, The Sopranos, The Wire, Twin Peaks or True detective but not fucking Malcolm in the middle with meth.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-21
ZOOMERS OUT
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-21
IT Crowd and Black Books are better than every American sitcom not named Seinfeld or Community.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-21
Every show listed there is trash. Especially IT crowd and community.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-21
You are trashing Seinfeld?! The fuck you watch? Sunday surmons?
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-21
Curb and a few seasons of Always sunny.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-21
Curb is cheating cause it's just Seinfeld the extended series. Always Sunny is great though.
Also I can't belive I didn't put the original seasons of Arrested Development next to Seinfeld.
1 rdashdrama 2019-05-21
I think it would be great if daddy and Trudeau got into a milkshake fight after one of their sensual handshakes.
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-05-21
I liked it better when the British burned their leaders in effigy
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-05-21
There are starving children in Africa.
1 rdashdrama 2019-05-21
Throw milkshakes at them instead
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-05-21
Exactly
1 jubbergun 2019-05-21
This is going to remain funny until the day some pasty English fuck walks up with a fast food cup and it's battery acid instead of fake dairy sludge, at which point it will become horrifying and hilarious and little sad all at the same time.
1 shhh_im_ban_evading 2019-05-21
Why don't they fucking do it. They bitch about it, their detractors tell them it's fair. So fucking do it instead of bitching.