Okay so idk if people have already talked about this but can we just talk about that comeback?Bitch pulled a uno reverse card.🍡

47  2019-05-21 by OOFIMRLLYBORED

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Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

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33,429,953 views

Direct result of eugenics ban.

Adolf and Winston were for it. Even Guardian Saint, Ted.

I guess capitalism won.

that's 22 million hours of human life wasted, this single video is literally as bad as like 0.14 holocausts

Your math is off, that's like 50 lives wasted.

this video is like the totally lost lives of fucking 25 people. fuck me.

How do you all calculate it?

Half a million hours is 57 years, so slightly less than an average life (and that's not accounting for sleep).

I'll figure this out...

Right now this video has been viewed by 34,966,591 people. I'm going to make the huge assumption that all of them watched it all the way through.

34,966,591 people wasting 41 minutes 34 seconds each means there were about 1,453,444,634 man minutes wasted. So about 24,224,077.23 man hours.

According to the WHO, in 2016 the average human lifespan was 72 years. There are 630,720 hours in 72 years.

24,224,077.23 hours wasted / 630,720 hours of life on average = 38.407 human lives wasted watching this video.

Mathematically speaking, if this video were a mass shooting it would be the third worst in American history and the tenth worst overall.

Makes me wonder if I should know who that is.

i had to do a double take on that. Thirty. Four. Million. views. Who is watching 40 minutes of a twink talking drama and makeup?

Wait that guy is gay!?

This is gay

What if it was all planned out all along?

yea, imagine falling for thi

He'd make an attractive dude

I'm not watching 40 minutes of this, tldr?

Makeup youtube drama. Boomer lady and skeletor fag attacked gay charles and attention whores pilled up with some fake shit. He lost some subscibers while boomer lady gained a bunch, few days later he explains everything thoroughly, like any non retard wouldve done day 1, in a youtube video. Pretty much everyone shat on him now theyre shitting on boomer lady n skeletor.

skeletor fag

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This is extremely gay and not the good kind

So this is like...Adam Lambert gay as opposed to Neil Patrick Harris gay?

I’ve said since day 1 Tati is a manipulative bitch.

Wait, you actually care about this shit?

Guilty pleasure is the best kind

lol, you're right. I've been known to binge watch shit like My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. I just haven't kept up with the beauty guru's gossip.

TLDR? anyone?

James explains why he had to suddenly last min agree with another vitamins company or smth

He had to do an instagram ad saying he takes vegan sleeping pills

Tati, the woman who started all of this, began crying on instagram

James sees that and apologizes in public.

Tati claims he didnt consult with her before posting the ad. He posts proof he did.

After she cries, he tries to say sorry. Her and her husband ignore him for a couple of days.

Tati released that vid and basically from there james was accused of being a pedo and molesting little boys

James proves those are false

James proves the waiter boy was bicurious so he didnt rape him

James claims hes a virgin anyway

James then shows texts from Jeffere Star (old gay makeup youtuber) threatening James and saying hes gonna go to jail for molesting boys.

Jeffere or whatver the fuck his name is backs off from his accusations probably coz james lawyers threatened him

Tati and Jeffere claim the drama is over with

tldr: james innocent and the boomers lost

and lawyers are probably on their ass

a brilliant mess, to be sure

All these bandwagonners are pretending they didn't unfollow him after the first video, I was #TeamJames all along. People actually believed that story about him getting the artist pass at Coachella for promoting hair vitamins, as if he would betray her like that. It was only the sleep vitamins which don't even compete with Tati's brand at all. Duh.

You actually care about that?

Every day we stray farther from God's light.

40 minutes of this shit is an argument for eugenics.

I can't bear to watch this B-tier bussyboi for so long, how does he explain away repeatedly harassing straight guys for sex?

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Straight people don't deserve human rights.

Exactly, we can't go around breeding with animals can we?

He wasn't, apparently

As long as he’s turning the kids transsexual one mayo at a time I’m happy.

That looks like man who would either really love prison or really hate it.

How many people do you think died while watching this? It has 33 million views there has to be at least one