The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
This would be the greatest thing that ever happened. God I would suck Mohammed's dick and let Brie Larson stuff my urethra with a dirty toilet brush to make this happen.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-21
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 OfficalMinecraftPimp 2019-05-21
I can smell those greasy Yong Yea Videos as we speak
1 eva_remastered 2019-05-21
...this can't be real.
I haven't properly looked yet, but no.
I will end this reality if otherwise
1 AnarchoTaylorist 2019-05-21
Yea it's literally fake news.
We have only had pinging gone for like, a week. Don't let us fall this far.
1 tHeSiD 2019-05-21
U don't want ur big tidde anime gf to have the voice of a strong independent black woman who don't need no man?
1 eva_remastered 2019-05-21
her tidde ain't v big
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-21
This would be the greatest thing that ever happened. God I would suck Mohammed's dick and let Brie Larson stuff my urethra with a dirty toilet brush to make this happen.
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-05-21
I am glad that you are making that sacrifice.
1 Monkeysszz 2019-05-21
> I would suck Mohammed's dick
I see no downside to that
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-05-21
It's going to be COPE from the left if it's false, and if true then COPE from the rightly thinking nge fans ?
1 General_Insomnia 2019-05-21
Neo-Nazis end up being necessary and brown people, oops.
OP is fake though for sure.
1 General_Insomnia 2019-05-21
Lowest IQ take on the end of the series I have ever seen.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-21
A comedian doesn't have something profound to say about a television show????
1 General_Insomnia 2019-05-21
Is she funny or just funny looking?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-21
Both
1 General_Insomnia 2019-05-21
lol
1 Mathieu_van_der_Poel 2019-05-21
Has live action adaptations of Japanese media ever been good?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-21
That Scarlett Johansonsen one was pretty good. I never watched the cartoon but it looked just like it.
1 shhh_im_ban_evading 2019-05-21
Was it Aeon Flux? Cause if so that was also really bad.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-21
No it was newer
1 dramatard01 2019-05-21
You're racist if you are against this casting.
1 dramatard01 2019-05-21
We need to get KEVIN HART cast as SHINJI. Make it happen drama!
1 MightiestEwok 2019-05-21
Good bait for weeb pedosexuals
1 MG87 2019-05-21
Literally a fake screenshot, but it makes rightoids mad
1 Inceltiers 2019-05-21
I mean considering she is meant to be german it’s pretty accurate
Shame they couldn’t get a turk
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-21
It may surprise many but Leslie Jones is actually a heterosexual woman. She's also very single for anyone who's interested.