Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.

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not beating your child senseless for poor grades and lying

Unbelievably cucked.

I'll say it again Spare the rod spoil the child

ACKSHULLY in the real bible the translation is: "Whoever spares the rod hates the child"