I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
Yeah, I was raised Pentecostal. This all sounds pretty familiar lmao. I've only been to a couple of churches that preached that Revelations was about America though. He must be from a real backwater area ðŸ¤
Hell, I was raised Southern Baptist and the first time I went to a Pentecostal service I thought "My God, these people are fucking nuts!". People speaking in tongues, running up and down the aisles, and loudly crying was a sight to behold.
Well Mormons think that the garden of Eden is in Missouri so who am I to judge. Nothing good has ever come from Missouri so it probably was a shitty garden anyhow.
There's no doubt in my mind that the formation of the United States was influenced and blessed by God. Hence the reason treacherous people wish to destroy it
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-21
I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
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1 acidoverbasic 2019-05-21
I really do wonder what denomination he is lol
1 Professor_Crunchwrap 2019-05-21
Pentecostal would be my guess.
1 acidoverbasic 2019-05-21
Yeah, I was raised Pentecostal. This all sounds pretty familiar lmao. I've only been to a couple of churches that preached that Revelations was about America though. He must be from a real backwater area ðŸ¤
1 Professor_Crunchwrap 2019-05-21
Hell, I was raised Southern Baptist and the first time I went to a Pentecostal service I thought "My God, these people are fucking nuts!". People speaking in tongues, running up and down the aisles, and loudly crying was a sight to behold.
1 acidoverbasic 2019-05-21
Lol ikr? They even pressure kids to speak in tongues and it's like, come one man, they're faking it so they can go home.
1 JumbledFun 2019-05-21
Of course they love him in the_doofus
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-05-21
Well Mormons think that the garden of Eden is in Missouri so who am I to judge. Nothing good has ever come from Missouri so it probably was a shitty garden anyhow.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-05-21
Boomers gonna boom.
1 employee10038080 2019-05-21
Lmao boomers