Man who was "saved" last Sunday decides to interpret biblical prophecy in multiple subs.

16  2019-05-21 by McFluff_TheCrimeCat

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I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.

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I really do wonder what denomination he is lol

Pentecostal would be my guess.

Yeah, I was raised Pentecostal. This all sounds pretty familiar lmao. I've only been to a couple of churches that preached that Revelations was about America though. He must be from a real backwater area 🤭

Hell, I was raised Southern Baptist and the first time I went to a Pentecostal service I thought "My God, these people are fucking nuts!". People speaking in tongues, running up and down the aisles, and loudly crying was a sight to behold.

Lol ikr? They even pressure kids to speak in tongues and it's like, come one man, they're faking it so they can go home.

Of course they love him in the_doofus

Well Mormons think that the garden of Eden is in Missouri so who am I to judge. Nothing good has ever come from Missouri so it probably was a shitty garden anyhow.

Boomers gonna boom.

There's no doubt in my mind that the formation of the United States was influenced and blessed by God. Hence the reason treacherous people wish to destroy it

Lmao boomers