Chernobyl (HBO series) got these dead-ass niggas on my screen

4  2019-05-21 by LiterallyThisEasy

Movie opens. Or whatever. Episode one opens with the explosion. And all these Russian-ass niggas are dead. They’re fucking graveyard dead. Defend or refute.

30 comments

1  unbridled_puppetry 2019-05-21

They may be in shock. Did you check em for that shock shit?

1  LiterallyThisEasy 2019-05-21

They got nurses now. These nurses, you know what? You know what they is? THEY SOME DEAD NIGGAS

1  unbridled_puppetry 2019-05-21

That sounds serious af 😳

1  LiterallyThisEasy 2019-05-21

For real. And it’s like, look, take your silly little hats off, at least. Melt with some dignity

1  MG87 2019-05-21

Hahahaha the RMK reactor can't explode, send him to gulag

1  LiterallyThisEasy 2019-05-21

Fuck you, Nazi. The CIA invented radiation

1  eva_remastered 2019-05-21

i heard this was good

do the guys they send down there like melt before your eyes?

1  LiterallyThisEasy 2019-05-21

What the fuck kind of insensitive question is that? You grisly dipshit, these are peoples’ lives we’re talking about here

1  TomatoShock 2019-05-21

Nah, they actually accurately portrayed it. ARS doesn't boil you alive until like 24-72 hours later.

1  MG87 2019-05-21

It's not like Raiders of the Lost Ark but they don't sugar-coat it.

I.E A firefighter picks up a piece of the graphite reactor core, Firefighter screams out in pain a few seconds later as his hand is badly burnt.

1  LiterallyThisEasy 2019-05-21

Wrong. It’s exactly like Raiders of the Lost Ark

1  NotoriousChenposter 2019-05-21

You probably heard from me on dramacord call it kino.

It us certified kino. Watch it you zoomer.

1  eva_remastered 2019-05-21

TIL you are my dad and dramacord was meeting him and the fam for dinner sunday

1  NotoriousChenposter 2019-05-21

Son, stop spending all day watching Chinese cartoons in your room.

1  Lysis10 2019-05-21

At least I don't have to worry about spoilers with this show.

1  LiterallyThisEasy 2019-05-21

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1  Lysis10 2019-05-21

My jokes are on par with Hodor's 1943 GGILF jokes.

1  LiterallyThisEasy 2019-05-21

I don’t know about that, friend. Tbh, I think seizing so hard it literally causes me massive brain damage sounds way funnier than your jokes.

1  princess_y_fronts 2019-05-21

american documentary dramatic music plays

1  LiterallyThisEasy 2019-05-21

I have music-deafness. It’s like face-blindness, but for music.

1  serialflamingo 2019-05-21

Laughing at the idea of a tankie conspiracy theorist who thinks Chernobyl was a false flag.

1  sokoloveza 2019-05-21

RBMK reactors don't explode

An RBMK reactor at chernobyl exploded

ipso fucko, the CIA did it

1  WarSanchez 2019-05-21

KGB Dindu Nuffin

1  LiterallyThisEasy 2019-05-21

Laughing at the idea of a tankie conspiracy theorist who thinks Chernobyl was a false flag.

LaUgHiNg At ThE iDeA oF a TaNkIe CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRiSt WhO tHiNkS cHeRnObYl WaS a FaLsE fLaG

1  serialflamingo 2019-05-21

Lol the average Chapo doesn't know the makeup of the USSR. Present it in video game (S. T. A. L. K. E. R) doesn't count or be prepared to show that hog.

1  LiterallyThisEasy 2019-05-21

Literally tl;dr

1  serialflamingo 2019-05-21

No it's not.

Banned.

1  serialflamingo 2019-05-21

No it's not.

Banned.

1  loli_esports 2019-05-21

we call them white walkers dont be racist

1  LiterallyThisEasy 2019-05-21

That’s a tired-ass stupid non-joke. Fuck you; mayocide when?