A girl stabbed me AMA

46  2019-05-22 by LavenderBeer

We broke up and got back together. She smashed her head and is threatening to claim abuse.

57 comments

1  Mayos_side 2019-05-22

Is she hot?

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

Ya

1  Mayos_side 2019-05-22

And I'm guessing crazy, right?

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

Hmmmm I wonder

1  Mayos_side 2019-05-22

Those are all the dude questions I can think of. Walk it off.

1  Moist__nuggets 2019-05-22

Imagine forgetting to ask about her cans.

1  Mayos_side 2019-05-22

Like her puss feels good or that it is a really nice looking on? As in "dude, sweet pussy. Is that a 92?"

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

Ugly pussy, feels nice

1  WarSanchez 2019-05-22

My question, the only question that really matters really, what did you do to deserve this?

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

Wanted to start errands before noon like a normie

1  WarSanchez 2019-05-22

Sounds deserved to me tbh

1  NPC_75079152 2019-05-22

You honestly deserve everything that happens to you for interacting with a foid

1  ItsSugar 2019-05-22

Foids, not even once.

1  sub2tine 2019-05-22

Thus spoke Pizzathustra.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-22

Around snatch, always detach 😔

1  sub2tine 2019-05-22

i dunno mang, i hear even the gays like serialflamingo get stabbed

1  Silence_Diabetic 2019-05-22

Foids will be foids. Hope you don’t suicide before she posts her “story” on 2X and gets showered with yas kewn

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-22

We broke up and got back together.

You fool. You had your chance to escape but you went back like the moron you are. You made your bed now lay in it.

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

Duh

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-22

Oh yeah, this is an AMA. So what made you stupid enough to go crawling back?

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

I'm lonely, and she said things would be different l

1  NathansFamousDogpill 2019-05-22

I wish i was this retarded

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-22

And you believed the foid? Are you on drugs?

1  BlessThisBussy 2019-05-22

Imagine being this dumb

1  FoidBlaster 2019-05-22

You're done for mate. The foid has full control over you now. Might as well just ask her to peg you.

1  Mathieu_van_der_Poel 2019-05-22

Only AOC and Tay is allowed to peg him

1  jaredschaffer27 2019-05-22

What'd she stab you with?

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

Cooking knife

1  McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-05-22

Why didn't she use a butter knife?

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

It was pretty scary. She got a crazy look and went for the sharpest thing.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-22

What does lavender beer taste like?

1  JustLions 2019-05-22

Lavender.

1  Bena2442 2019-05-22

Hot

1  -9069x- 2019-05-22

Just like my japanese animes! 😍

1  Lee13412 2019-05-22

May as well beat her for real

1  le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-05-22

Just film her spergouts, you lasy larper

1  zhcyiDnein 2019-05-22

Where did she stab you?

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

Kitchen

1  jaredschaffer27 2019-05-22

Did cops show up? Anyone get arrested?

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-05-22

women committing crimes

Highly unlikely the 5-0 showed up

1  FatAustisticVirgin 2019-05-22

Based and MRApilled

1  jaredschaffer27 2019-05-22

Well a neighbor could have called, then as the cops showed up and saw him bleeding profusely from domestic violence, they could have arrested him.

1  200iqBigBrain 2019-05-22

lol your body got penetrated by a girl

1  JetFelCatMelStilBean 2019-05-22

How much does she weigh?

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

The same as a duck

1  KillAllMales 2019-05-22

You're a /r/drama male, so it was probably deserved.

1  jollesonceffrey1968 2019-05-22

What part did she stab you in and what did you do about it?

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

In my hand as I was disarming her. I picked her up and threw her outside.

1  AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-05-22

What were the three sentences she screamed at you right before you got shanked.

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

I love you. I don't want to leave. I'm scared.

1  AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-05-22

I hope you’re just doing some creative writing, this legitimately made me feel sad.

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

Welp sucks to be you I guess

1  queerjihad 2019-05-22

Why did my antidepressants suddenly stop working?

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

You are probably masturbating too much

1  Kyoraki 2019-05-22

Did anyone ever tell you to not fuck crazy?

1  LavenderBeer 2019-05-22

Yes :(

1  Bena2442 2019-05-22

Actually smash her so you atleast have a reason to be in jail