I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
Sorry, I prefer my sacred vessel to be pumped full of laboratory chemicals in a vain effort to retain my human form for eternity, only to resemble bursting blackened sausages rotting on the African plain, followed by fissures developing upon the whole of my body and then finally shriveling into a husk which bears the grim scream of a being caught in an eternal terror from which there is no respite.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-22
I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-22
Sorry, I prefer my sacred vessel to be pumped full of laboratory chemicals in a vain effort to retain my human form for eternity, only to resemble bursting blackened sausages rotting on the African plain, followed by fissures developing upon the whole of my body and then finally shriveling into a husk which bears the grim scream of a being caught in an eternal terror from which there is no respite.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-05-22
I plan on being stuffed and mounted. Probably posed in a fight with a taxidermied grizzly bear.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-05-22
One of our locals can help you with that
1 Honk4Tits 2019-05-22
Funerals are a scam, spent like $12,000 on my Dads funeral. He could have easily been chucked in the sea as he was a practical man.