Leafs are arguing about whether or not we have a culture

19  2019-05-22 by metameanderer

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whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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Our culture is simultaneously claiming we are nothing like the US while also comparing ourselves to them at every opportunity

It’s because, really, other than how fat America is and how big of pussies Canadians are, they have similar cultures.

We are more like bongburgers, but the worst of both.

That’s hilarious; and it’s certainly part of it.

Also, saying “sorry” and being too polite to express our frustrations.

The only place I really want to vent is Costco. Kneecapping people standing in my way in the middle of the aisle should be legal and encouraged.

I couldn’t agree more with you. Carts should be retro-fitted with battering rams that will take out obstructionists at the kneecaps.

O Canada indeed!

Fuck no doubt. I HATE the asshole hipster couples at Costco that have 2 carts and are side by side at all times. At least the Asians there have the decency to have the carts in a line so people can get by.

Mostly foids 35-60 thinking trying to remember where the shit they need is even though the store layout has never changed in my experience.

You are lucky. My costco likes to move shit every couple of weeks. Pretty much produce, dairy and frozen stuff are the only things you can count on being in the same place.

Don’t forget the French Canadians who go all in on being militant frogs to the point real frogs find them annoying.

They tried to vote themselves out but the russians eternal Anglo meddled in their referendum.

Canada and the US are so culturally similar that they’re barely different countries

Fuck you, take that back.

You could become a US state tomorrow and like six people outside Canada would notice.

I meant that the US is nothing like Canada. The US is better than Canada in every single way.

In Canada babies are fed maple syrup instead of formula and people are given a moose to ride around on until they’re old enough drive a car.

Other than britbongs, leafs are the most useless people on earth. Truly the lowest of the low.

They’re to Americans what Americans are to euros.

They try and revolve their whole identity around being better than the original through circlejerks. Huhuhuh manners and syrup and BASED TRUDEAUUUUUUU

But Amaricans are better than Euros in every way.

Not when it comes to culture

Europoors have a culture of being fags. Burgerland reins supreme. Except for when we knife baby dicks because "it's cleaner". But that's the (((anglos'))) fault.

Clipping dicks is something America continues to do right, I was sad to see its dropped down to only 40% of newborns in Aus

Eating rotten fish is can barely be called culture.

Lmfao America is the cultural center of the fucking world. I don't even like a lot of it, but imagine being so fucking pissy about America you pretend the country with the largest cultural output in human history as not having any culture 😂😂😂

From what I understand only Québec has actual culture, while the rest of Canada has that whole "Culture = Kebabs and chinese" mentality like America. 😏

They literally can't stop thinking about food.

Wokies are the food = culture.

Most of the culture northwest of Sudbury is gettin drunk, driving trucks, shooting shit, or any combination of those three.

So really it ain't much different except gun laws.

Food is cope. Fatties use it to cope with everyday life, peasants use it to cope with the fact that they'll never own a home because Chinese millionaires needed a way to hide their wealth from Daddy Pooh.

Canada has no fucking culture. 90%of the country lives within 80 miles of US borders. Its film industry is shit, Trailer Park Boys is fucking terrible, and their food is hot garbage. Canada is nothing but smug assholes who have convinced themselves that they are better than Americans, and then go around memeing about being polite and humble.

It's the fucking Chinese knock-off of America, and if you've ever been to Hongcouver, you'd understand why that works on 2 levels.

Fuck you. TPB is great.

TPB was good and poutine is tasty. Other than that leafs are just faggy burgers.

Canada is nothing but smug assholes who have convinced themselves that they are better than Americans

I couldn't believe the amount of homeless in Vancouver, I never saw anything close to as bad in the US.

Imagine being proud of being canadian..

Yes we do. It's hating canuks.