You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
I saw Ben Garrison at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Cans I’d Raid in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He has no mercy towards anyone. Trust me, I know. Heck, I am a law enforcement officer here in Montana, and I have met some pretty hardcore mother fuckers during my career. But this Ben Garrison guy... He is in a completely different league. I have no words to describe the amount of insanity and hatred this man has. I have met Ben once. It's been over 20 years, but I still remember every detail what happened that day or should I say night. I was a rookie cop back then having been at work for a couple of weeks. One night we had to go to carry out search warrant at some rural property in the middle of nowhere. Unfortunately for us it was Ben Garrison's skinhead training compound known as Northwest Front. My workmates were nervous about this, saying that we should call in Swat team or let the National Guard take care of the situation. I thought they were just trying to scare me, but I was wrong, I was so, so wrong. So we get into our cars and drive to the property. And there he was. He stood out to me almost immediately as he was dressed in an all-brown Nazi uniform. He chanted 'Racial Holy War', and then he raised his AA-12 and began shooting with god-like accuracy. When the shootout was over, I was the only cop still alive. Before I could change the magazine of my gun he shot me in the leg. I don't remember much of what happened after that as I was passing out because of the blood loss. The last thing I can recall though is him standing over, urinating in my face saying "Drink this you fucking kike cock sucking copper!" I still see a psychiatrist on a daily basis.
Oh I envy you. To rediscover Ben "One man Klan" Garrison for the first time. This is how he thinks Daddy is built. Though he may be even more into Hil's THICCness
"Zyklon Ben" Garrison. Widely considered to be the most violently racist person alive, wanted dead or alive by the FBI, CIA, and the ATF, as well as a number of international law enforcement organizations. His methods are so extreme that both the Ku Klux Klan and the American Nazi Party have repeatedly denounced his beliefs and methods as not belonging to this century, or to any civilized society. His list of crimes and atrocities are, honestly, too long to list in a Reddit post, and may not even be fully publicly known yet. The final tally will likely need to be assembled by an international court someday. You can find a decent intro with more detail here, though note that this version is significantly sanitized for the general public's consumption.
Ben Garrison? Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him "Gook Gutting" Garrison because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.
You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Ben. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Ben what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."
Dude. You're so lucky that you get to experience his cartoonshit for the first time. He's amazing. Prepare for your eyes to be opened to Daddy's strongman physique, Hillary's thicc booty, and and so many labels that you'll never be confused ever again.
He claims to me an independant, but he 100% supports whatever position Daddy holds at any given time, and it's hilarious.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-22
You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
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1 WarSanchez 2019-05-22
The "Gib me free stuffs" is always black. What could Garrison mean by this... 🤔
1 Silence_Diabetic 2019-05-22
I saw Ben Garrison at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Cans I’d Raid in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
1 LongPostBot 2019-05-22
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1 Silence_Diabetic 2019-05-22
You’re back 😍
1 autism_causes_autism 2019-05-22
when were you when u first see this copypasta
i was sat on /fit/ drinking protein when anon post
"jeff seid is steal"
"no"
and you?????
1 zhcyiDnein 2019-05-22
Man it’s been a while since I’ve seen this one.
1 kaczynskireborn2 2019-05-22
He has no mercy towards anyone. Trust me, I know. Heck, I am a law enforcement officer here in Montana, and I have met some pretty hardcore mother fuckers during my career. But this Ben Garrison guy... He is in a completely different league. I have no words to describe the amount of insanity and hatred this man has. I have met Ben once. It's been over 20 years, but I still remember every detail what happened that day or should I say night. I was a rookie cop back then having been at work for a couple of weeks. One night we had to go to carry out search warrant at some rural property in the middle of nowhere. Unfortunately for us it was Ben Garrison's skinhead training compound known as Northwest Front. My workmates were nervous about this, saying that we should call in Swat team or let the National Guard take care of the situation. I thought they were just trying to scare me, but I was wrong, I was so, so wrong. So we get into our cars and drive to the property. And there he was. He stood out to me almost immediately as he was dressed in an all-brown Nazi uniform. He chanted 'Racial Holy War', and then he raised his AA-12 and began shooting with god-like accuracy. When the shootout was over, I was the only cop still alive. Before I could change the magazine of my gun he shot me in the leg. I don't remember much of what happened after that as I was passing out because of the blood loss. The last thing I can recall though is him standing over, urinating in my face saying "Drink this you fucking kike cock sucking copper!" I still see a psychiatrist on a daily basis.
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1 trilateral1 2019-05-22
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cRXNaUz5LGY/maxresdefault.jpg
1 watermark002 2019-05-22
I'm racist, yes.
1 westofthetracks 2019-05-22
where is the lie
1 trilateral1 2019-05-22
see above
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-22
I mean yes
1 leva549 2019-05-22
So you're saying it's ok to be racist?
1 trilateral1 2019-05-22
whypipo be demons. pay me!
1 SideFumbling 2019-05-22
Ben "See a n*gger, pull my trigger" Garrison
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-22
Latino detected.
1 WarSanchez 2019-05-22
🌵👀🌵 pssst
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-22
Imagine being less woke to the black and white problem as a Latino, tbh 😘
1 Poes_Lawyer_Esq 2019-05-22
I think he's just trying to be inclusive
1 KyWy99 2019-05-22
well in light of the gay rat wedding the lower right cartoon is ironic
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-05-22
um I think you'll find conservatives have never censored anything, they're all complete social libertarians
1 KyWy99 2019-05-22
imagine being triggered by a fucking show meant for literal babies
conservative snowflakes < liberal snowflakes
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-05-22
broke: liberals are triggered snowflakes heuheuheuheu
woke: conservatards have been melting down over innocuous pop culture rubbish for decades and are the originators of outrage culture
bespoke: everyone is fucking retarded
1 KyWy99 2019-05-22
..... everyone except daddy but yes
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-05-22
Fox News losing their mind over safe spaces whilst also complaining about Starbucks cups was always great
1 6odastream 2019-05-22
So basically libs used something cons weaponised and radical centrism is the only way forward?
Stop I can only get so hard
1 Poes_Lawyer_Esq 2019-05-22
TBF, they don't exclusively want small government. They want big government when it comes to things like:
bombing brown people
welfare for old people
policing sex and drug use
abortion
marriage
They DO want small government when it comes to protecting the rights of black people and gays tho
1 MinerHornet 2019-05-22
The what? There was a real gay rat wedding?
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-05-22
lmao thats not a very good example
1 tonguelessnitch 2019-05-22
Ok, who tf is this psycho?
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-05-22
Oh I envy you. To rediscover Ben "One man Klan" Garrison for the first time. This is how he thinks Daddy is built. Though he may be even more into Hil's THICCness
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-05-22
Jesus that second one is absolutely cursed
1 Fascisteen 2019-05-22
This guy has a gift for deeply disturbing cartoons
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-05-22
The gift of fentanyl.
1 serialflamingo 2019-05-22
He is obsessed with Hillary's ass lmao
1 lyridsreign 2019-05-22
and Commie Mommy's milkers
1 Ravensthrowit 2019-05-22
Whose the guy on the right?! He isn’t labeled!
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-05-22
Ben “Purebreed Germanic Putting panic in Hispanics”Garrison
Ben “The ADL can burn in fucking hell” Garrison
Ben “Wehrmacht bitches at?” Garrison
Ben “Blasting Lids off the Yids” Garrison
Ben “Gotta Gas them all” Garrison
Ben “Going Rambo on Sambo” Garrison
Ben “Jüdenjager” Garrison
Ben “IDGAF BOUT THE IDF” Garrison
Ben “The Pavement Ape Pulverize” Garrison
Ben “Racial Pain Hurricane” Garrison
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-05-22
Ben "Yeet the Juden" Garrison
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-05-22
Ben "unloading my nine on the welfare line" Garrison
Ben "one man shoah" Garrison
1 lyridsreign 2019-05-22
Ben "Star of the Shoah" Garrison.
Ben "the gentile giant" Garrison
Ben "Delivering Trauma to the Sons of Obama" Garrison
Ben "Roma in a Coma" Garrison
Ben "Lewd about the Jude" Garrison
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-05-22
"Zyklon Ben" Garrison. Widely considered to be the most violently racist person alive, wanted dead or alive by the FBI, CIA, and the ATF, as well as a number of international law enforcement organizations. His methods are so extreme that both the Ku Klux Klan and the American Nazi Party have repeatedly denounced his beliefs and methods as not belonging to this century, or to any civilized society. His list of crimes and atrocities are, honestly, too long to list in a Reddit post, and may not even be fully publicly known yet. The final tally will likely need to be assembled by an international court someday. You can find a decent intro with more detail here, though note that this version is significantly sanitized for the general public's consumption.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-05-22
Ben Garrison? Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him "Gook Gutting" Garrison because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.
You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Ben. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Ben what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."
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1 Pinksister 2019-05-22
Fantastic.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-05-22
Dude. You're so lucky that you get to experience his cartoonshit for the first time. He's amazing. Prepare for your eyes to be opened to Daddy's strongman physique, Hillary's thicc booty, and and so many labels that you'll never be confused ever again.
He claims to me an independant, but he 100% supports whatever position Daddy holds at any given time, and it's hilarious.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-05-22
Daily reminder that trump supporters are often time literal klansmen
1 trilateral1 2019-05-22
big if true
1 KyWy99 2019-05-22
THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE PARTY OF THE KKK.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-05-22
I heard on npr that they aren’t *
1 FreeDory 2019-05-22
Who is that THICC purple nurple girl on the left
1 LizardGirl0 2019-05-22
That dude's haircut is dope. He's got that Azerbaijan flag look😍😍
1 Fascisteen 2019-05-22
youre lying if you say the gibs me dat dude at the bottom inst fucking hilarious
but im pretty amazed at this guys's ability to create a even shittier cartoon every time
1 watermark002 2019-05-22
You'd think boomers would have enough sense not to make the 'I VOTE DEM CUS MUH FREE STUFF!!' guy actually black by now.
1 wow___justwow 2019-05-22
Why not?
1 trilateral1 2019-05-22
https://i.imgur.com/nII5F3z.png
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-05-22
The boomer cries in pain as he takes your Social Security money
1 westofthetracks 2019-05-22
why is the straw klansman wearing a suit
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-05-22
Because he subconsciously wanted to portray him as respectable, I imagine.
1 lolcows63 2019-05-22
Its half klansman half Nazi I think
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-05-22
representing black americans with the south african kid who drop-kicked schwarznigger
based
1 lyridsreign 2019-05-22
Ol Benny is getting a bit senile in his old age. They're all starting to look the same.
1 rsrfy 2019-05-22
>"FACT" speech bubble
>"<-- FACT USEAGE [sic]" label
Muah! This is a vintage Garrison.
1 tcad_1 2019-05-22
Reminder: The President of the United States blamed wild fires on not raking the leaves.