The banning of pinging is a crime against humanity. Pure and simple. Absolutely No argument to it.

If you support free speech you must support pinging.txt

Pinging was our foreskin. No wonder (((the mods))) took it away from us.

Out of all the insecure burgers assuring that they totes love their chopped dick you would ping that person?

We can still troll. I've got one on the line right now.

True. I'm just trying to make the best out of a bad situation.

I suppose so, but I've got a lively one on the line right now, and it's still a lot of fun. I admit that group-trolling is even more fun, though.

It would suck to need lotion every time you rub one out. Sorry circumcised brothers

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"Edward Penis-hands does manicure"

Cannot fucking agree more. It always annoys me when people try to use the hygiene argument. Like, dude, just fucking wash your dick every day.

Wash 👏 your 👏 dick 👏. --Jordan Peterson--

Someone needs to ask JBP about circumcision.

Am circumcised like the chosen. Who needs lotion to jack off?

This is fake news.

We don’t need lotion. We just have to pull up before we pull down

I dry rub all the time bud, meat is extra seasoned.

I'm cut and have never used it. Let the prejizz do its work.

You don't need to lotion every time. It's called pre-cum.

Ayy brotha

Anteater dicklets on suicide watch

Anteater dicklets seething from this comment.

Having an anteater dick feels great. They aren’t lying about the goyskin containing extra nerve endings.

I worked in old folks homes for several years and the extra care old guys with uncircumcised penises needed was noticeable. Pulling it back, gently but thoroughly cleaning and being extra sure you fixed the foreskin so it didnt cut off circulation to the head. Obviously not a huge deal but considering nursing/care homes dont always get the highest caliber and how easy it would be to mess that up is a little scary. We also have friends who didnt circumcise and their kid got a bad staph infection in his penis.

The old guys in care homes in the UK would love this type of care. I don’t think the care commission allows it though.

You touched old dudes pee pee lol

Eh... gross no. The first part is a copy from the linked thread. The second part is my commentary on care workers in other parts of the circumcised world... caring for the uncut!

If you put a right arrow in front of a quote it will nest it and people won't think you jacked off old men for money

On mobile app?

On anything

check one two

Not doing it on iPhone. Looks like I’m wanking old guys for a living then! 🤢🤮

You can use your ill gotten gains to buy a functional phone

Yep an Xiaomi should turn a trick or two.

What are quotation marks?

It’s fixed. Calm down.

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people won't think you jacked off old men for money

yeah i only respect people who do it for free ✊

for money

mercenary motives always ruin the sport for amateurs

Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

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americans deserve circumcision.

Maked us easily identifiable as israels//jews foreign goy cattle legion

americans deserve circumcision castration.

FTFY

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Proinfantmutilationcels aren’t happy.

we should do away with the dick entirely

I m gonna get thrashed, but here goes nothing. In my personal opinion (I’m a female) most penises are not the most attractive thing in the world. But when covered with that extra skin, it looks like a gooey duck 😣

Based

a minute

aren’t you the optimist

When they are erect, circumcised looks just the same as uncircumcised. But with an attitude like yours, I can understand why you don't see many erect penises.

Thot: patrolled

It's not "My Body, My Choice." It's "Her Body, Her Choice." Sorry hun but boys will be boys n girls will be girls n sometimes boys will be girls 2

You burgers got it all wrong again. The circumcision is used to mark the degenerate children of Ibrahaim; aka the Jews and Muslims. This is Trump's wall

Wash your penis bucko - JP

Be born in America

Did it even start for Tzar-Romuluscels?

FGM for all newborn girls.

It's cleaner and it stops them being fucking whores.

I've never been a fan of dangly beef curtains, so we got our daughter's labia preemptively trimmed when she was still little. I'm sure she'll thank us later.

Just look at all the major conflicts in the world. Almost all of them involve Americans, Jews and Muslims.

What do those groups have in common? They have no foreskins.

Circumcision is said to cause male orgasms to be less intense and satisfying. So all these guys have these sexual urges they just can't satisfy, forcing them to act out in strange and violent ways.

When you look hard enough it all makes sense. Almost every problem the world faces today has a circumcised man at the centre of it.

It truly never began for cutcels

I’m just glad I can get in the shower and rub soap on my junk and be done with it, not having to clean under skin and stuff.

fuck man you must be filthy, must be hard for you to wash behind your ears, or your ass crack, you must have shmegma between your toes and in your armpits your nails must be filthy.

best take in the thread

if you think washing your penis is a difficult, tedious affair you're either fucking gross or are a gross woman who's having sex with the kind of people who might have gross unwashed penises if their mommies didnt slice their dickskin off for them

Those who cite the "Muh hygiene purposes" arguement can be profiled as an unwashed neckbeard with almost 100% accuracy

To cut the penis or cut the fetus? That is the question. 🧐

As a European it is so odd seeing the disconnect in there.