I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇
“So flieg, du flammende, du rote Fahne,
voran dem Wege, den wir zieh'n.
Wir sind der Zukunft getreue Kämpfer.
Wir sind die arbeiter von Starbucks”
I don't care about his looks as much, but look at his tshirt
Imagine being a THICC bearded, almost bald guy who goes out into the streets to throw a milkshake at a politician and you decide to wear a gayming tshirt. So cursed.
Every burger in the UK does. Whatever chemicals that make us easy to anger and incredibly retarded in the US must also be the chemicals that make our burgers taste so juicy and delicious.
“...Around 1930 a man named Max Horkheimer took over the leading Marxist think tank: The Frankfurt School. He devised a bright new future for the Marxists, a new dupe for them to play with: students. These kids were just pretentious enough to fall for the most convoluted commie bullshit, and they were rich and spoiled enough to carry it out. When WWII came along, the school got scared and moved to America, where it set up a new headquarters and invented a hodgepodge of ideas it would roll into American universities like a Trojan Horse. The capitalist swine were fucked.”
You can no longer directly Google this article under Bernie Sander’s new America these days, but it’s a fun read from when Vice was actually cool.
sorry for the size of the comment, just wanted to quote
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-23
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1 Brandon_la_rana 2019-05-23
snappy kiss me
1 Quietus42 2019-05-23
Porque son los Socialistas de Starbucks.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-05-23
Starbucks is actually pretty based, they let bums loiter in their stores. So I see why they are socialists favorite beverage maker.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-05-23
“So flieg, du flammende, du rote Fahne, voran dem Wege, den wir zieh'n. Wir sind der Zukunft getreue Kämpfer. Wir sind die arbeiter von Starbucks”
1 totalrandomperson 2019-05-23
Kinda sounds like the Turkish anthem.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-23
I think you mean estrellacierbos
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-23
They call it Starbucks lol
2 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-23
Um maybe you've never been to a real Spanish-speaking country like Imperial County, California.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-23
lo siento jefe, ill start trimming the rose bushes pronto
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-23
Ironically the white people do the landscaping in Imperial County.
1 Kellere31 2019-05-23
ARBEITER BAUERN NIMMT DIE CAFÉBECHER NIMMT DIE CAFÉBECHER ZUR HAND!
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-05-23
The hipster guy in Newcastle threw a $6 Five Guys banana & salted caramel shake.
Oppressed working class, btw.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-05-23
He looks exactly like how I imagined
1 ashleychudd 2019-05-23
I find it both hilarious and disturbing how easily they fit into the stereotype of leftist doofus.
1 Woolgun 2019-05-23
I don't care about his looks as much, but look at his tshirt
Imagine being a THICC bearded, almost bald guy who goes out into the streets to throw a milkshake at a politician and you decide to wear a gayming tshirt. So cursed.
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-05-23
He even brews his own "craft beer".
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-23
Five Guys in the UK is fucking terrible. None of them know how to make even fast foot hamburgers taste good.
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-05-23
Do they taste like feet?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-23
Every burger in the UK does. Whatever chemicals that make us easy to anger and incredibly retarded in the US must also be the chemicals that make our burgers taste so juicy and delicious.
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-05-23
I'd imagine they taste like horse.
1 LilKwazulaB2Fresh 2019-05-23
Imagine going over the menu to find the value of the items you just got pelted with. Peak C O P E
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-05-23
Do you not have any friends to go to Five Guys with?
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-23
Imagine having friends lol haha
1 LilKwazulaB2Fresh 2019-05-23
I can tell by your name how mad you be right now 🤣🤣 keep that mayo bussy blasted
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-23
This was in the UK. ÂŁ, not $.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-23
Our enemies are simultaneously rich hipster trust fund kids and poorfags who can't afford to spare a Starbucks.
1 SideFumbling 2019-05-23
The crossover on the venn diagram is mental illness and uselessness.
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-05-23
Because in capitalism, even if your parents are millionaires, you are still a loser if you are useless. This is unironically a good thing.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-05-23
I think the joke is they don't throw the Starbucks because they're too busy drinking it.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-23
Milkshake violence is no joke.
1 tankatan 2019-05-23
The true enlightened centrists.
1 LilKwazulaB2Fresh 2019-05-23
Imagine getting hit with a milkshake and your only reply is screaming “Yeah, well you’re [rich/poor]!!”. Rightoids are terrible at coping.
1 TomatoShock 2019-05-23
Communism is giving corporations money to waste a dairy product for likes on Twitter.
1 tankatan 2019-05-23
Better than legit communism tbh
1 NORWOOD8_MANLET 2019-05-23
Splash the Fash are the first "communist" group in history to increase the share prices of McDonalds, Burger King and Five Guys.
1 ardasyenden 2019-05-23
We’re reaching autism levels that shouldn’t even be possible
1 LilKwazulaB2Fresh 2019-05-23
Yeah 6 milkshakes is gonna net BK a couple billion
1 ashleychudd 2019-05-23
Do employees get free drinks? If not it might explain it.
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-05-23
Frosties are 50 cents at Wendy's right now. Once I put together $20 I'm going on a rampage.
1 LilKwazulaB2Fresh 2019-05-23
You’ll trigger tf out of this sub when you do 🤦🏿‍♀️
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-23
My dude
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-05-23
Missing: A fjallraven backpack
1 Hermaphroshep 2019-05-23
I’m going to shove this article right between this threads thicc thighs.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/vd35k9/hippy-v11n8
“...Around 1930 a man named Max Horkheimer took over the leading Marxist think tank: The Frankfurt School. He devised a bright new future for the Marxists, a new dupe for them to play with: students. These kids were just pretentious enough to fall for the most convoluted commie bullshit, and they were rich and spoiled enough to carry it out. When WWII came along, the school got scared and moved to America, where it set up a new headquarters and invented a hodgepodge of ideas it would roll into American universities like a Trojan Horse. The capitalist swine were fucked.”
You can no longer directly Google this article under Bernie Sander’s new America these days, but it’s a fun read from when Vice was actually cool.
sorry for the size of the comment, just wanted to quote
1 LilKwazulaB2Fresh 2019-05-23
Why this sub so triggered over the milkshakes lmfao. This the 10th C O P E post today, Y’all crackers can get #shaked too,
1 Chupalla_Boi 2019-05-23
Antifa went full ancap this time