"Eat shit and die :)" -r/fuckepic, in reply to the CEO of Epic games gracing their prole asses with his glorious presence. Ungrateful bastards...

69  2019-05-24 by e-guy

29 comments

They targeted gamers. Gamers.

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HOW DOES IT KNOW

Sentient.

Who, what, when, where, and why should I give a fuck about this?

you shouldn't, I'm just upholding the time-honored tradition of stealing from SRD while adding choice quotes nothing. Literally nothing. It's just plain bald theft.

But it's ok tho because they deserve it. Fuck the SRD. ASAB.

I'm sorry, I don't speak autism. Wtf is that?

I don't speak autism

then why are you here?

autism

SubredditDrama, the milquetoast version of this subreddit. People who go to subredditdrama are called sardines. Like the acrononym, ACAB (all cops are bad), I’m guessing that ASAB means all sardines are bad?

I spend too much time on reddit ..

I don't speak autism

OUT OUT OUT

It's gaymers telling people to die over petty shit.

So business as usual.

EpIc GaMe StOrE iS sPyWaRe

Yeah so is everything else. Delete your computer

Oh no ebul spyware is stealing your clicks and it's going to...do what?

I assume that anyone who complains about privacy shit thinks that there are people actually looking at their information. They think a man in a van knows what they jerk it to.

No one guards their secrets more closely than the chubby kid who lives in a headset and kicks his little toddler sister in the head for crawling in front of the TV.

Real gamers can't get up to hit their sister because they're strapped into their gamer cube

pRivAcY is BaD

Oh come on, to be fair, gamers are pedos so they have a good reason to worry about surveillance

Didn't we all try some TOR-browsing for this exact reason? Don't be like dat, bruddah.

I can confidently say I have never clicked on pedo shit

you got downvoted for this lmao

Tbf, i have a few retards following me around downvoting shit anyway. Like this sargon wannabe http://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/bs8r1z/indian_elections_explained_for_mayos/eom8qhy

laughs in Arch Linux

screams in Windows 98

gamers stanning so hard for Steam - a digital store that targets young people with such predatory practices that its fans openly laugh about all the products they've bought and never used - is probably the most embarrassing thing gamers have ever done

Thanks for destroying gaming on Linux, Tim.

Yearn we do, for those halcyon days of Linux gaming

It unironically never began for Linuxcels. What are you even doing trying to play games on Linux anyway? I understand why people prefer Linux in general but why not dual boot Windows and use that for vidya? If the answer is something to do with principles, you're an idiot.

Why? How does any CEO possibly think engaging with a community devoted to hating your guts will go well?