breaking: g*mer's wife rolls down a hill. he announces that she "fell off a cliff" and creates fresh pasta. getting dunked on by twitter now

51  2019-05-25 by Sea_Safe

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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i watched my wife fall off a cliff... you’re whole world can change in a matter of seconds. mine almost did. a good reminder to be grateful for every moment of it. the good and the bad. the happy and the sad. because you’re here.

make each day your best day ever πŸ–€

Even for a white woman this is too much. I don't think it's satire but my brain is telling me it should be.

My balls dropped lower than that gussy, lmao

ummmm sweety i went through your post history and found something problematic. yikes!

it's not problematic, it's retarded. you're a retard and that's why you should keep posting here

eat my ass elongated muskrat

I don't want sand in my mouth from licking dune coon bussy

please use the preferred slur and call me a sand nibber

what the fuck is this pussy shit? why not talk to me here?

also bold of you to assume that I'd have a private convo with a brown person lol.

just testing the feature 😏😏😏

easy way of getting cucked by the admins or the mods tbh

ok hallmonitor

I didn't know they had hall monitors in madrasah

oh sweety do you think all tan people are muslim? you've heard of eastern orthodox right? yikes.

Despite being effective ottoman condoms for hundreds of years, east euros are still wh*ter than dune coons lol. And that's what you are, since you claim to be a middle easterner in the post I linked. Frankly there's nothing more disgusting than a brown person pretending to be m*yo on the internet. It's peak inferiority complex.

And don't even pretend to be coptic/whatever because then your lineage would've been hard-stopped by a bomb decades ago lol.

So tell me- how's the madrasah?

this is a retarded comment even for you

Sorry for crusading your ass without consent

It isn't problematic to point out inequality. When other people have something I don't then it is obviously because they don't deserve it.

This is why we leftoids have to stick together. It's the only idiology that stands a chance of leveling the playing field.

lmao

there's a 40% chance you won't be laughing in the next few years

whatever helps u cope

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such spectacular maths skills yet you still couldn't get into a good university lmao

calls arithmetic math

50 IQ confirmed

Arithmetic is a branch of mathematics

lmao actually nevermind maybe they didn't let you in cuz u were retarded

it takes a very special person to call basic arithmetic mathematics

"5 + 5 isn't maths it's arithmetic"

maybe you shouldn't have left education for jihad

again, i'm neither muslim, nor brown. you really are special

would you two spergs shut up and fuck already?

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do either of you retards currently have a job? 🀀

my job is ironically in mathematics/science

then get back to it, four eyes

RUDE!

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how long you been sitting on that one

I try to link it every time this creatura makes a post, he's a proper lolcow lmao

have you considered therapy?

only if ure my therapist. i heard brown people are good with rape kind of stuff

oh you're being an unhinged mayo because you think i'm brown. bad news

you're middle eastern. you're literally the quintessential browner.

but go ahead and keep explaining how christians can actually be tanned and so you're not really brown lol. it won't stop the crusades

i'm both a christian and a med, slightly tan complexion but white passing. not sure why you're so obsessed with wanting me to be a brown saudi. lots of different ethnic groups in the middle east and mine happens not to be arab.

"I'm a med"

literally calls himself a middle easterner

lol just because you're an ayrab who used to live on the shore and converted later on in your life doesn't change the fact you're a shitskin that's angry how US has worse gibsmedat than EU

there are tons of white looking ethnic groups in the middle east bud. not going to identify mine because i'm not going to self dox. not sure what to tell you. maybe get help for your mental issues or whatever

kurdish converts arent white

actually based

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I think people are being a bit rough on her. Was it a cliff? No, obviously it was just a bit of an incline. However, you have to remember how squishy and fragile the white woman is. More proof they are not BIFL mate material. Go with something durable like a man.

Yea the last bit definitely knocked the wind out of her, but still walk it off lol you didn't break anything

Yeah falling like a sack shit down a hill would hurt, but I wouldn't get a new perspective on life.

#femininitysofragile

Healthy at every size

Cliff at every height

white people nonsense

This bitch fell like five feet.

lol he deleted it