Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. src
Yeah, I guess in the abstract it kinda sucks that my genitals were mutilated, but I literally have no experience of anything else, so I can't say I am too miffed. I have never had an issue with my penis's functionality.
That being said, I would adamantly be opposed to my hypothetical sons being cut. Because I hate the Jews and all the influence they have.
Spicy take: If the standard is "no noticeable loss of function", we can all agree that pedophiles who touch baby girls are fine? They don't hurt them and the baby girl won't remember it so maybe it's time we all stop freaking out over some harmless touchies.
You have no way of knowing any difference though. Can you not agree if I cut your pinky off when you were a baby you could say “we don’t NEED 5 fingers and I don’t care?”
What if I told you that your penis will forever be less sensitive and you simply just won’t know what your missing because it’s just your reality.
Unfortunately that statement is true. You’re only not resentful because it’s all you know.
If someone strapped you down at 18 and cut the head of your dick off it would haunt you every minute of every day. Do it to an infant and by the time he’s an adult if he’s dicks still 7+ inches he’d just be like “whatever.”
The same thing we do with all information. Take it in, analyze it, come up with judgements based on it.
You can not insist your way is best since you cannot ever have insight on the alternative. That alone should annoy you and point out the flaw of these practices. You were robbed of consent and now you’ll simply never know. It’d piss me off.
I am against circumcision already. I just refuse to be resentful about the fact that I am circumcised. You can choose to be sad for me, but I think that's a bit weird.
I dont want to risk getting that caught on something or having to peel it back every time I shower. Without it, I can just wash myself with no extra effort.
Lmao this dude thinks uncut people are getting their foreskin caught on things, like "whoops closed the door on my foreskin now it's stuck."
Also peeling back skin is too much effort? But lifting up his fupa isn't?
There is absolutely no reason to cut. It is a natural body part, with an important function (protect sensitive moist penis and preserve sensitivity for life).
All cut people — including me— will get suicidal once they realize what has been done, so many cut people never face the truth, preferring la la land.
Abrahamic religions should be banned from performing genital mutilation.
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1 Triquetra3 2019-05-26
Natty dongs look like a frozen hot dog jammed into a limp balloon. Just cut em all up who even cares about a baby.
1 HyakkimarusSchlong 2019-05-26
I am cut, and not resentful about it.
Yeah, I guess in the abstract it kinda sucks that my genitals were mutilated, but I literally have no experience of anything else, so I can't say I am too miffed. I have never had an issue with my penis's functionality.
That being said, I would adamantly be opposed to my hypothetical sons being cut. Because I hate the Jews and all the influence they have.
1 bbw_gw_ 2019-05-26
Tbf It's hard to notice circumcism when your micropenis has receeded into your 300 pound fupa
1 HyakkimarusSchlong 2019-05-26
Actually, my micropenis was penetrating your mother's 300 lb fupa.
1 autism_causes_autism 2019-05-26
Spicy take: If the standard is "no noticeable loss of function", we can all agree that pedophiles who touch baby girls are fine? They don't hurt them and the baby girl won't remember it so maybe it's time we all stop freaking out over some harmless touchies.
1 employee10038080 2019-05-26
Based
1 Chelseaqix 2019-05-26
You have no way of knowing any difference though. Can you not agree if I cut your pinky off when you were a baby you could say “we don’t NEED 5 fingers and I don’t care?”
What if I told you that your penis will forever be less sensitive and you simply just won’t know what your missing because it’s just your reality.
Unfortunately that statement is true. You’re only not resentful because it’s all you know.
If someone strapped you down at 18 and cut the head of your dick off it would haunt you every minute of every day. Do it to an infant and by the time he’s an adult if he’s dicks still 7+ inches he’d just be like “whatever.”
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-26
Lol.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-05-26
Wait are you equating the foreskin with the glans? Lmao
1 HyakkimarusSchlong 2019-05-26
Cool. What am I supposed to do with this information? Be sad?
1 Chelseaqix 2019-05-26
The same thing we do with all information. Take it in, analyze it, come up with judgements based on it.
You can not insist your way is best since you cannot ever have insight on the alternative. That alone should annoy you and point out the flaw of these practices. You were robbed of consent and now you’ll simply never know. It’d piss me off.
1 HyakkimarusSchlong 2019-05-26
I am against circumcision already. I just refuse to be resentful about the fact that I am circumcised. You can choose to be sad for me, but I think that's a bit weird.
1 Chelseaqix 2019-05-26
I’m crying 😢
1 tankatan 2019-05-26
foreskins are unironically weird and bad
1 chimpan_z 2019-05-26
MGM victim cope is cope in its purest form
1 sup3r_hero 2019-05-26
Every time cut vs uncut comes up, some burgers feel the urge to say:
1 employee10038080 2019-05-26
Lmao this dude thinks uncut people are getting their foreskin caught on things, like "whoops closed the door on my foreskin now it's stuck."
Also peeling back skin is too much effort? But lifting up his fupa isn't?
1 Chelseaqix 2019-05-26
You found the guy that doesn’t clean between his butt or behind his ears.
1 ryandanegayin 2019-05-26
1 911roofer 2019-05-26
Smegma
1 Chelseaqix 2019-05-26
Circumcision is super fucked imo. I bet if you could only get circumcised at 18+ the practice would die out entirely.
That alone should be an indicator that it’s barbaric and should stop.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-26
You are super serious about this huh
1 Chelseaqix 2019-05-26
A bit.. it’s totally fucked.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-26
Lol
1 hobocactus2 2019-05-26
Circumcision is scarring, that's why it should be mandatory. Babies get pampered enough as it is, toughen up.
1 tankatan 2019-05-26
Humble thyself
1 redasda 2019-05-26
There is absolutely no reason to cut. It is a natural body part, with an important function (protect sensitive moist penis and preserve sensitivity for life).
All cut people — including me— will get suicidal once they realize what has been done, so many cut people never face the truth, preferring la la land.
Abrahamic religions should be banned from performing genital mutilation.
t. Ex Muslim. Who got cut at 14.