"Here are your limited rules, follow them to the letter, don't you DARE do ANYTHING more. Here's your money and lifetime benefits. Await your next order from your superior."
They want more people like Sally Yates who began undermining the new administration as a holdover from the past administration. Then they cried foul when she got sacked for obstructing the executive branch.
I like how following the rules/duties is now a shameful thing, I'm pretty sure this is the result of watching too much teen drama movies. Adults and rules are STUPID
I mean, there's a part near the end of one of the Harry Potter books where HP and his group of friends are explicitly rewarded for specifically breaking the rules because sometimes adults get it wrong, or some such claptrap.
Is it any wonder the denizens of r / politics feel justified in breaking rules they disagree with? Their fucking God Hero told them directly it's OK to do it.
I'm also not absolutely certain Mueller doesn't have other reasons for refusing to testify, possibly relating to the ongoing intelligence inquiry or money related inquiries. But, I'm not pinning anything on faith at this stage.
I predicted this would happen months ago. I didn't predict he'd avoid testifying so he wouldn't have to answer questions from republicans, though. That's a cherry on top I never expected. Bob Mueller's a little bitch and his former fanboys are salty as hell.
This was always going to end in tears, for some reason Ledditoids can't seem to settle for Trump being more or less standard GOP policy combined with louder, stupider rhetoric, this is how you can tell none of them were politically aware when Bush II was in charge. Instead we've all got to pretend like he's this Machiavellian mastermind looking to seize absolute power and institute fAsCiSm.
Watching Reddit barrack for a staunchly Republican, ex-FBI agent and lawyer like he was some kind of progressive hero was pretty bloody funny, though.
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1 VanillaReign 2019-05-26
S E N T I E N T
1 Triquetra3 2019-05-26
"Here are your limited rules, follow them to the letter, don't you DARE do ANYTHING more. Here's your money and lifetime benefits. Await your next order from your superior."
"Yes, master," spoken with sick, twisted PRIDE.
lol
1 Quietus42 2019-05-26
By all reports, Mueller is like the personification of order. People are surprised when he follows the rules?
Surprised pikaku meme etc etc.
1 SideFumbling 2019-05-26
People thought part of his "order" would be to lock up Trump, regardless of the investigation's outcome. He didn't toe the line.
1 jubbergun 2019-05-26
This is your typical /r/politics user describing a public servant following the rule of law. I'm amazed at their creativity, to be honest.
1 Ubertroon 2019-05-26
They want more people like Sally Yates who began undermining the new administration as a holdover from the past administration. Then they cried foul when she got sacked for obstructing the executive branch.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-05-26
I like how following the rules/duties is now a shameful thing, I'm pretty sure this is the result of watching too much teen drama movies. Adults and rules are STUPID
1 Butch_Patterson 2019-05-26
I mean, there's a part near the end of one of the Harry Potter books where HP and his group of friends are explicitly rewarded for specifically breaking the rules because sometimes adults get it wrong, or some such claptrap.
Is it any wonder the denizens of r / politics feel justified in breaking rules they disagree with? Their fucking God Hero told them directly it's OK to do it.
1 ubermanwolf 2019-05-26
It's the same with nationsalism, this virtue must be bad because the other side extols it reeeeee
1 autism_causes_autism 2019-05-26
LOCK HIM UP 😡
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-05-26
It was his turn!
1 Kat_B0T 2019-05-26
🤤 😍😚
Thanks op!
1 jubbergun 2019-05-26
I predicted this would happen months ago. I didn't predict he'd avoid testifying so he wouldn't have to answer questions from republicans, though. That's a cherry on top I never expected. Bob Mueller's a little bitch and his former fanboys are salty as hell.
1 Dramacel1 2019-05-26
This was always going to end in tears, for some reason Ledditoids can't seem to settle for Trump being more or less standard GOP policy combined with louder, stupider rhetoric, this is how you can tell none of them were politically aware when Bush II was in charge. Instead we've all got to pretend like he's this Machiavellian mastermind looking to seize absolute power and institute fAsCiSm.
Watching Reddit barrack for a staunchly Republican, ex-FBI agent and lawyer like he was some kind of progressive hero was pretty bloody funny, though.
1 tHeSiD 2019-05-26
He gave the report, they all read it.. What else is he supposed to do?? Cuff trump personally and take him to gitmo?
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-05-26
Make the report say what I want it to say
1 headasplodes 2019-05-26
Lmao what is wrong with these people. They take this shit so seriously but think if it in these retarded ways.
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1 DuckSosu 2019-05-26
Because partisan politics is basically just entertainment for people now. Like capeshit or spaceshit, it's just pop-culture now.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-05-26
as it should be
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-26
TMZ prints money
1 --harshpangolin-- 2019-05-26
liberals need to be angry at men in power without realising that separationism is the only solution
1 e-guy 2019-05-26
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/bt9zj6/dear_robert_mueller_not_testifying_publicly_is_an/eovrkpy?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
I want to ping. So bad.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-05-26
Liberals in a nutshell. There is a reason why the NPC meme caught on...
1 silverwyrm 2019-05-26
Oh, NPC memes...
1 5odastream 2019-05-26
You can criticise daddy without parroting Russian bullshit sweaty
1 silverwyrm 2019-05-26
Which Russian bullshit? Is Trump "daddy"? I'm unfamiliar with the lingo here...
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-05-26
t. Politics poster coping
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-05-26
is r/politics ever not seething/coping? I'm pretty sure that is their user's permanent state. Sad!
1 RonPaulsDragRace 2019-05-26
Right? It's almost cheating linking there, the whole thing is just a giant copefest at any given time.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-26
probably because you people keep pestering him at church