These are okay, if fake as hell. My fave was the one where the middle aged dude started fucking young trussy left and right and the heteronormative foid was super disturbed and insulted.
Eh the comments weren’t that great. Everyone was supportive of the OP. I was hoping there would be some white knight assholes accusing the OP of shit like giving the girl stds or something homophobic.
I dunno if the original was real or not, but THIS post definitely did not happen. I literally read the same exact post, word-for-word, just months ago.
She admitted she found them more physically attractive than me and that was her motivation for it, that she, "didn't want to live life never knowing what it's like." When I asked her what she meant, she meant sleeping with someone who was fit. I was a little hurt, but I knew she wasn't really "wrong" so to speak. I'm not fit, it's something I'm working on, but I'm a little upset that her motivation had nothing to do with exploration and freedom outside of visuals. That it wasn't the sex but my body. That it wasn't even my personality, but the way I look and how much I weigh. I'd like to take a second and point out I actually weigh less than her overall. I'm 6'2" and 255lb and she's 5'3" 305lb.
Also, how have incels not just started being gay? Every top I know irl claims that they can walk around minding their own business with grinder on and blowjobs just start raining from the sky.
If your boyfriend/girlfriend suggests an open relationship and you don't immediately ditch them on the spot, you deserve everything that happens to you.
I had an ex who brought it up and I agreed, sort of. I said we could break up, but still be friends who fuck. Apparently that was not what she had in mind?
I had a serious girlfriend in college who proposed that we open up the relationship. We'd been together for almost a year. It couldn't have been more than three seconds before I laughed and said "nah, we're done."
It's been 18 years and I still get the occasional Facebook message from the open relationship slut. She knows I'm married.
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1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-27
These are okay, if fake as hell. My fave was the one where the middle aged dude started fucking young trussy left and right and the heteronormative foid was super disturbed and insulted.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-27
How can you enjoy it when you know its fake
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-05-27
The very real comments lol
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-27
Le breaking redditquette, but “””this”””.
1 FlexualHealing 2019-05-27
The stories are fake but the rustling is always real.
1 tHeSiD 2019-05-27
At the expense of repeating myself, it's not the bait that's delicious it's the fish you catch with it.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-05-27
Eh the comments weren’t that great. Everyone was supportive of the OP. I was hoping there would be some white knight assholes accusing the OP of shit like giving the girl stds or something homophobic.
1 tankatan 2019-05-27
Placebo works even if you know it's placebo
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-05-27
Because most people are idiots and don't fully understand what "placebo" means.
1 HyakkimarusSchlong 2019-05-27
I know my wet dreams are fake. Doesn't mean I still don't enjoy them.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-05-27
Wrestling is fake, doesn’t mean it’s not entertaining.
1 heretobefriends 2019-05-27
Suspension of belief.
1 AnarchoTaylorist 2019-05-27
I dunno if the original was real or not, but THIS post definitely did not happen. I literally read the same exact post, word-for-word, just months ago.
It's stale milk. 😒
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-27
Me too. People complain about Drama and I’m like: “damn, have you seen half the posts on this site??”.
Like 20% of AskReddit is just bots now.
1 life_in_inches_ 2019-05-27
Imagine having so little going on
so little meaning to your life
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such complete insignificance
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THAT YOU KNOW THIS SHIT FROM MONTHS AND MONTHS AGO
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it's cool tho bro, you put an emoji so like whatever right?
1 AnarchoTaylorist 2019-05-27
Cope because I remembered something.
1 pugba 2019-05-27
This but unironically
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-05-27
Reminder that foids don't want you to sleep with twinks because they know they can't compete.
1 Trans_Sexual_Weiner 2019-05-27
the update is amazing. we learn she wanted to sleep with fit guys because her bf was kinda chubby. she is 5'3 and over 300 pounds lol.
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2019-05-27
https://media.giphy.com/media/ipHxpxU46oNj2/giphy.gif
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-27
Femcel is volcel
1 Feanorfanclub 2019-05-27
I'm really bad at putting height and weight to people, so here are some women claiming to have her stats.
https://www.mybodygallery.com/search.html?gender=female&height=160&age=any&weight=136&pantSize=any&shirtSize=any&bodytype=
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-05-27
That can't be real. That's 11 inches shorter than me, but 95 pounds heavier than me.
Imagine the back, knee, and ankle pain just from standing up and walking to the kitchen to get more food.
1 SlowlyDying- 2019-05-27
Bussy saves the day yet again.
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-05-27
hoes mad
1 WaifuNationalist 2019-05-27
hoes mad
1 nd2017 2019-05-27
hoes mad
1 rDramaCel 2019-05-27
Thot we were dun with ProJared drama.
1 manlyhandles 2019-05-27
Based and Bussypilled
1 FlexualHealing 2019-05-27
These
bad dudesfit dudes need to not be fucking these 300lb masses of lady wtf.1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-05-27
From the update
Jeebus.
1 sevp 2019-05-27
yaawns another incel/redpill writeup.
where's ed when u need him?
1 Dramautist 2019-05-27
How have incels not realized that they can get laid if they provide the party favors?
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-05-27
Also, how have incels not just started being gay? Every top I know irl claims that they can walk around minding their own business with grinder on and blowjobs just start raining from the sky.
1 Adramolino 2019-05-27
If your boyfriend/girlfriend suggests an open relationship and you don't immediately ditch them on the spot, you deserve everything that happens to you.
1 heretobefriends 2019-05-27
I had an ex who brought it up and I agreed, sort of. I said we could break up, but still be friends who fuck. Apparently that was not what she had in mind?
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-05-27
I had a serious girlfriend in college who proposed that we open up the relationship. We'd been together for almost a year. It couldn't have been more than three seconds before I laughed and said "nah, we're done."
It's been 18 years and I still get the occasional Facebook message from the open relationship slut. She knows I'm married.