Want some rare drama? Watch as boomers blather on about whether following fishing regulations is a moral obligation

97  2019-05-27 by wsbking

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/r/drama was part of my shift rightward. There are a lot of rightoids in there doing the lords work, showing people to the light. Ironic rightoid posting can still red-pill people. And good drama is still good drama, whether it's chapotards sperging out over ableism in the revolution or the Donald Defense Force sperging out about NPCs. Drama is one of the few places where actual fascists and actual leftists clash on a daily basis, and it's pretty entertaining.

I'm currently banned for circumventing the custom subreddit style at /r/drama though.

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Of they kill all the fish in the sea what are the whales from trollx feed on?

Krill......

So.. manlets?

bingo

Gotta shoehorn Trump vs Hillary into it of course

Fuck me OP was right. Dont think Ive seen such a Boomer tier string of posts.

I guess this is the difference between Hillary and Donald Trump supporters...

How did they manage to bring that up in a discussion about fish

Boomers have a knack for that

Fucking boomers are the worst about following fishing regs. I see these assholes post their catch on our local Facebook page and 7 out of 10 always go over the limit.

Pretty sure these assholes catch Mahi Schoolies and brag about it

Don't get your panties in a wad, Mr. Gay

you gotta expect it when you have that last name tho

Niche boomer drama is my favorite drama

Must give you great personal satisfaction to know you think you are smart enough to beat the system. You and your mutual admiration society must be very proud

It's what you do when no one is looking that truly defines you

it’s what you do when no one is looking that truly defines whether or not you’re on the right side of fishtory.

When no one is looking

That's the exact line these stupid ass hunter safety courses use. Imagine being well into adulthood and repeating shit out of the textbook to your peers like a retarded 12 year old.

Poaching is perfectly fine. There are 20 trillion rabbits, doves and geese and their season is like 3 months long in the dead ass middle of winter. Shoot and eat all the ones you want whenever you want, who cares.

The type of areas these retards fish in are controlled for a reason.

Yeah because they have to stock the ponds and lakes and rivers to maintain decent population levels. That's why I was talking about geese goddamnit.

Geese maybe, but don't fuck with the rabbit population. If you overhunt rabbits during the fall and winter there won't be enough food for their predators (wolves, coyotes, etc) so too many of the the predators die off. Then in the spring when rabbits start breeding again their population explodes because there aren't enough predators. Then the next couple goddamn years there are so many rabbits that the wolf/coyote/etc populations grow to be unweildly and there aren't enough deer and elk because they're all either dead or run out of the area. Next thing you know you have to have a wolf cull.

Source: I'm from the yellowhead region where this has actually happened a few times.

I'll pass that on to the four other people in my state that hunt rabbits.

I'm tellin ya, don't mess with the rabbit population outside of what you're allowed to hunt. Government limits on rabbit trapping is based on actual research, so that it'll be balanced. You skew that population and the whole ecosystem goes to shit.

I'm sure, buddy.

Um, sweaty, this guy obviously went to college. Learn your place.

right side of fishtory.

You motherfucker.

Are these boomer yokels even writing English?

I believe everyone on earth falls into one of two categories: Cheaters, and Non-cheaters. No one ever just cheats once. You are either an honest individual or a habitual cheater. If you're a cheater, then in reality, you are only cheating yourself.

Words of wisdom y'all.

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.

You didn't grow.

You didn't improve.

You took a shortcut and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory.

Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.

It's sad that you don't know the difference.

brings me back to simpler times sip

What the fuck is "hooping?" Why is it illegal to use bugs? Do they mean literal bugs?

I don't understand the essence of this drama.

By bugs I think they are taking about Lobsters but I’m lost otherwise.

I’m thoroughly enjoying the recent upsurge in vintage drama, what with this and the tornado forum tale.