HardIsLife is actually an Asian girl and I have proof
78 2019-05-28 by BIknkbtKitNwniS
1) Proof that she's Asian
Here she says SexyCyborg has an unattractive jungle Asian face. This is something that white men have no idea about and this is why so many mayos end up dating the ugliest Asian chicks (by Asian beauty standards).
I can't really put this into words to make you mayos understand why her face gives off that vibe but it just does. This is something innate to all Asians and something a white man LARPING would have no idea about.
2) Proof that she's female.
Her terrible unfunny posts in this subreddit. Dude foids lmao.
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1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-28
What a surprise
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-28
Excuse you but white males can detect jungle face.
If it’s delicate and more “white peepow” it’s pretty.
That swarthy villager look-> jungle -> gross maid status.
Hence why SexyCyber has fake tatas and is a self confessed week for white culture: it’s her only chance of finding an idiot who fetishizes her.
But I concur only an Asian would call her out on it. Whites would either ignore it or get the lotion out.
3 SexyCyborg 2019-05-28
LOL saying people look like maids is definitely an Asian thing😁 Also most Chinese think my face is not particularly attractive (they like a "melon seed" shape) but the jaw shaving/chin implant look all the livestreaming girls and mistresses get here makes them look like an alien IMHO.
Err not a weeb for "White culture" but OK...
Easy to verify, just make a video clip.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-28
I thought in your impromptu AMA you said you were pretty much our version of a weeb?
Amen to the implant thing. Imagine being so desperate to look pretty you modify your body into an alien 😂
1 SexyCyborg 2019-05-28
As a teenager I was really into American culture- like Dolly Parton, old TV shows and cultural trivia. But as I said, contact with actual Americans made me get over that pretty quick LOL.
2 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-28
Oh yeh that happened to my wife. She thought everything was small town Murcia from the 60’s.
Two drivebys at her dads bakery and she decided it was Africa-lite 😂
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-05-28
From the way you look (and dress) I always thought you were from Hong Kong or Taiwan, which makes sense since you're from Shen Zhen, correct?
1 SexyCyborg 2019-05-28
Hong Kong is really conservative, Taiwan has entertainers who dress a bit like me. There's no real context for how I look in Shenzhen, people just think I'm strange and interesting.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-05-28
Well I meant the way you dress in some of your pics, at least some of the ones that appear on Google Images. Obviously not the ones where you completely show off your belly 😂, those are very unconservative I agree.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-05-28
You were educated about this by your gussy no doubt, but only real born and bred Asians have advanced jungleface detectors.
The celebrities considered the best looking by Chinese standards are considered "boring" looking by Western standards. I suffer a bit from this too, being completely Westernized.
2 15ImpoundedCats 2019-05-28
Okay wtf is "jungleface"? Can we get some examples?
2 POST_BUSSY 2019-05-28
Jungleface: looks like Jungle Asian
Jungle Asian: Indonesian, Filipino, Vietnamese etc.
People from South China have more of a 'Jungle Asian' face as well, but that might be because many of them migrated out of China down to South East Asia long time ago, thus becoming part of the definition of Jungle Asian.
1 Redactor0 2019-05-28
It was explained to me a long time ago by a Korean that they have a facial structure more like monkeys. But remember that whites are the only people who are ever ever racist.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-28
By my best man actually, Taiwanese Broham. Undergrad we’d go bar hopping and I’d make a move towards what I thought was good tail and he’d block me, explain why it’s a bad move, and redirect.
Good times. He ended up gaining weight during law school, becoming a jaded azncel, and ended up engaged to the jungle beast he so feared, while I took home the prize, the food who had white fever but didn’t look like she’d spontaneously clean my drapes.
Thank you for admitting to your disability. Best of luck finding the 10/10 qt3.14
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-28
So what are you?
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-28
A mayo who ricelined his bloodline.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-05-28
Real men died at Okanawa for this.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-28
I’m sure they’d understand.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-05-28
I'm pretty good at detecting junglefaces, but one thing I really notice is that amerimayos like moon faced azns for some reason.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-28
They do call SEAs Jungle Asians, it was the funniest slur since I was called a spaghetti nigger.
1 headasplodes 2019-05-28
Nice detective work retard
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1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-05-28
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invention_of_Lying
1 serialflamingo 2019-05-28
I'd watch a police procedural called detective retard.
1 tankatan 2019-05-28
I know she is woman because I raped her
1 fernplanet 2019-05-28
Low effort, high class.
1 MadBoomrPixl 2019-05-28
Even I believe she’s real now. But attention whores aside, I wonder how many lowkey foids we have who never bring it up? For a long time I thought Starship Kittybox was one.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-28
I’m convinced MadBoomrPixl is one.
Has she posted bussy? No, because she doesn’t have one.
Has she denied foid status? Does it matter, since we know foids lie? 🤔
1 MadBoomrPixl 2019-05-28
I swear I’m not, but honestly I’m probably lying.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-05-28
Inability to lie well, one tally for foid
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-05-28
How is "inability to lie" a point in the foid direction? Lying is like breathing for a foid. They would die if they stopped.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-05-28
Inability to lie well. Looks like hooked on phonics failed you bud.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-05-28
I post in this sub. Of course i'm retarded that shouldn't even be in question.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-05-28
It never was bby 😘
2 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-05-28
I still like your username. It works very well for this sub.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-05-28
Thank you, I'm very proud of it lmao
1 SJCards 2019-05-28
Sir, this sub has a proud tradition of thottery. We had the likes of jewdank and bbypocahontas, titans of the industry.
1 Honk4Tits 2019-05-28
I never doubted the Asian part, I feel her personality as Asian. I'm part Filipino and live in the Philippines and she reminds me of a East Asian which is a concrete Asian not a jungle Asian like me. She probably makes instant snap judgements about people based on their phones or their shoes like all good azns.
2 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-28
TIL I'm a concrete asian
1 HardIsLife 2019-05-28
I don’t judge by shoes or phones but I would definitely judge by their manners. Just let Asians loose at a free buffet and you could instantly tell what type of Asian they are. If you cut queues, you are dead to me. And the right kind of Asian men don’t stare or leer at women.
1 Honk4Tits 2019-05-28
The right kind of Asian goes up to her alone after a party and tells him her no nonsense plan for their live down to their first car together.
1 HardIsLife 2019-05-28
And they ask if you want to be their girlfriend on the first date.
1 ubermanwolf 2019-05-28
kUy4, l8 n p0wZ
1 Vurtizontal 2019-05-28
How many tatoos do you have?
1 HardIsLife 2019-05-28
None. Tattoos are for trashy people.
You don’t know me 🙄
1 Vurtizontal 2019-05-28
Fact: People who don't talk to their parents are automatically trashy. You may not have trashy tatoos on your skin but you have them in the core of your being.
1 HardIsLife 2019-05-28
Assuming all parents are good parents. Sounds about privileged 🙄
1 Vurtizontal 2019-05-28
You are asian, you automatically have more privilage. Apologize to me.
1 Sweaty_Camera 2019-05-28
The only right kind of Asian '"""men""""' is the kind that wears pink chastity cages and knows their way around a BWC.
1 charming_tatum 2019-05-28
I thought not understanding how to que was inherent in all Chinese people
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-05-28
Fuck me there’s pinoy trash everywhere
1 Honk4Tits 2019-05-28
But we know how to fuck both male and female when White's need black bulls to get their girls off.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-05-28
Ah ok you’re one of the good ones
1 hi_0 2019-05-28
The most powerful race
1 HardIsLife 2019-05-28
Thanks, sweaty.
It really is a sixth sense. It’s very hard to explain. I know it when I see it.
I’m funnier than MasterLawlz and that’s all that matters to me.
I don’t know how YouTube knows I’m a woman. I watch a lot of male youtubers. I don’t even watch any makeup channels.
Here’s more proof https://reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/bu14y4/proof_that_im_a_foid_and_i_cant_go_anywhere/
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-05-28
Literally walking over a bar laying on the ground.
1 HardIsLife 2019-05-28
Don’t make me hate him more. The only reason I haven’t slapped the grin of his face is because I don’t want to do it in front of his poor dog.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-05-28
*Skunk
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-05-28
No more like they buried the bar underground and then filled in the hole
1 serialflamingo 2019-05-28
I think you're quite a bit less funny than ML tbh.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-05-28
MasterLawlz can be funny. That one time he used the sub's private announcement message to stickypost was hilarious.
1 Redactor0 2019-05-28
I believe you're an asian person mostly because of that one time that you rapidly replied that you use Shiseido in response to some early 2000s Japanese ad. It's not something impossible to fake, but it's also not something where you were sitting there waiting for a chance to deceive me about it. So I think it's very likely that you have that hair type, which narrows you down to CJK region.
Beyond that, everything is a mystery. Or is it??? 🤔🤔🤔
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-05-28
Muh mayos can't detect chink uggos. 90% of crackers that are interested in gook gussy do so because they're uggo and denied by uhmlungu uteruses.
1 Momruepari 2019-05-28
I don't understand what is going on
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-05-28
I'm just here for the asian nudes
1 whatinconservation 2019-05-28
I just found it funny that she has traditional ching chong standards of beauty but she's out here whining about her parents and has a black boyfriend. It is the ultimate asian paradox.
1 serialflamingo 2019-05-28
Sounds like a mayoboo
1 Lysis10 2019-05-28
IF this chick is real, she's like a female pizzashill so I love her.
IF this is pizzashill, it's a good troll.
1 Osterion 2019-05-28
lol
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-05-28
My Asian uncle disowned his daughter for marrying a basketball American.
1 SJCards 2019-05-28
Fancy Asian prejudice against jungle Asians takes all of like one interaction with the former to encounter. How is this shocking?
1 Gribbgogg 2019-05-28
lol wtf everyone knows about the jungle asian thing
1 Heil_Honkler1350 2019-05-28
Most likely it's a coping asian dude from r/hapas or r/AsianMasculinity who's mad that his women worship white men.
1 Jidi_Isle 2019-05-28
Spend some time in duexchat Hard is clearly a 32-38yo Asian male 🤔
1 grungebot5000 2019-05-28
I say unfunny things too but I'm not a girl
1 charming_tatum 2019-05-28
Oh shit, I know exactly what you're talking about I just didn't know there was a team for it