HardIsLife is actually an Asian girl and I have proof

78  2019-05-28 by BIknkbtKitNwniS

1) Proof that she's Asian

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/bt3bfj/an_open_letter_to_mods_limit_how_many_cis_white/eov4oen/?context=3

Here she says SexyCyborg has an unattractive jungle Asian face. This is something that white men have no idea about and this is why so many mayos end up dating the ugliest Asian chicks (by Asian beauty standards).

I can't really put this into words to make you mayos understand why her face gives off that vibe but it just does. This is something innate to all Asians and something a white man LARPING would have no idea about.

2) Proof that she's female.

Her terrible unfunny posts in this subreddit. Dude foids lmao.

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foid being a retard

What a surprise

Jungle face

Excuse you but white males can detect jungle face.

If it’s delicate and more “white peepow” it’s pretty.

That swarthy villager look-> jungle -> gross maid status.

Hence why SexyCyber has fake tatas and is a self confessed week for white culture: it’s her only chance of finding an idiot who fetishizes her.

But I concur only an Asian would call her out on it. Whites would either ignore it or get the lotion out.

LOL saying people look like maids is definitely an Asian thing😁 Also most Chinese think my face is not particularly attractive (they like a "melon seed" shape) but the jaw shaving/chin implant look all the livestreaming girls and mistresses get here makes them look like an alien IMHO.

Err not a weeb for "White culture" but OK...

Easy to verify, just make a video clip.

I thought in your impromptu AMA you said you were pretty much our version of a weeb?

Amen to the implant thing. Imagine being so desperate to look pretty you modify your body into an alien 😂

I thought in your impromptu AMA you said you were pretty much our version of a weeb?

As a teenager I was really into American culture- like Dolly Parton, old TV shows and cultural trivia. But as I said, contact with actual Americans made me get over that pretty quick LOL.

Oh yeh that happened to my wife. She thought everything was small town Murcia from the 60’s.

Two drivebys at her dads bakery and she decided it was Africa-lite 😂

From the way you look (and dress) I always thought you were from Hong Kong or Taiwan, which makes sense since you're from Shen Zhen, correct?

From the way you look (and dress) I always thought you were from Hong Kong or Taiwan, which makes sense since you're from Shen Zhen, correct?

Hong Kong is really conservative, Taiwan has entertainers who dress a bit like me. There's no real context for how I look in Shenzhen, people just think I'm strange and interesting.

Well I meant the way you dress in some of your pics, at least some of the ones that appear on Google Images. Obviously not the ones where you completely show off your belly 😂, those are very unconservative I agree.

You were educated about this by your gussy no doubt, but only real born and bred Asians have advanced jungleface detectors.

The celebrities considered the best looking by Chinese standards are considered "boring" looking by Western standards. I suffer a bit from this too, being completely Westernized.

Okay wtf is "jungleface"? Can we get some examples?

Jungleface: looks like Jungle Asian

Jungle Asian: Indonesian, Filipino, Vietnamese etc.

People from South China have more of a 'Jungle Asian' face as well, but that might be because many of them migrated out of China down to South East Asia long time ago, thus becoming part of the definition of Jungle Asian.

It was explained to me a long time ago by a Korean that they have a facial structure more like monkeys. But remember that whites are the only people who are ever ever racist.

By my best man actually, Taiwanese Broham. Undergrad we’d go bar hopping and I’d make a move towards what I thought was good tail and he’d block me, explain why it’s a bad move, and redirect.

Good times. He ended up gaining weight during law school, becoming a jaded azncel, and ended up engaged to the jungle beast he so feared, while I took home the prize, the food who had white fever but didn’t look like she’d spontaneously clean my drapes.

I suffer a bit from this too

Thank you for admitting to your disability. Best of luck finding the 10/10 qt3.14

So what are you?

A mayo who ricelined his bloodline.

Real men died at Okanawa for this.

I’m sure they’d understand.

I'm pretty good at detecting junglefaces, but one thing I really notice is that amerimayos like moon faced azns for some reason.

They do call SEAs Jungle Asians, it was the funniest slur since I was called a spaghetti nigger.

I have proof that she is the thing she says she is

Nice detective work retard

I'd watch a police procedural called detective retard.

I know she is woman because I raped her

Low effort, high class.

Even I believe she’s real now. But attention whores aside, I wonder how many lowkey foids we have who never bring it up? For a long time I thought Starship Kittybox was one.

I’m convinced MadBoomrPixl is one.

Has she posted bussy? No, because she doesn’t have one.

Has she denied foid status? Does it matter, since we know foids lie? 🤔

I swear I’m not, but honestly I’m probably lying.

Inability to lie well, one tally for foid

How is "inability to lie" a point in the foid direction? Lying is like breathing for a foid. They would die if they stopped.

Inability to lie well. Looks like hooked on phonics failed you bud.

I post in this sub. Of course i'm retarded that shouldn't even be in question.

It never was bby 😘

I still like your username. It works very well for this sub.

Thank you, I'm very proud of it lmao

Sir, this sub has a proud tradition of thottery. We had the likes of jewdank and bbypocahontas, titans of the industry.

I never doubted the Asian part, I feel her personality as Asian. I'm part Filipino and live in the Philippines and she reminds me of a East Asian which is a concrete Asian not a jungle Asian like me. She probably makes instant snap judgements about people based on their phones or their shoes like all good azns.

She probably makes instant snap judgements about people based on their phones or their shoes

TIL I'm a concrete asian

I don’t judge by shoes or phones but I would definitely judge by their manners. Just let Asians loose at a free buffet and you could instantly tell what type of Asian they are. If you cut queues, you are dead to me. And the right kind of Asian men don’t stare or leer at women.

The right kind of Asian goes up to her alone after a party and tells him her no nonsense plan for their live down to their first car together.

And they ask if you want to be their girlfriend on the first date.

kUy4, l8 n p0wZ

asian

black boyfriend aka a prop for her being rebellious rather than actual love

doesn't talk to parents

How many tatoos do you have?

None. Tattoos are for trashy people.

You don’t know me 🙄

Fact: People who don't talk to their parents are automatically trashy. You may not have trashy tatoos on your skin but you have them in the core of your being.

Assuming all parents are good parents. Sounds about privileged 🙄

You are asian, you automatically have more privilage. Apologize to me.

the right kind of Asian men

The only right kind of Asian '"""men""""' is the kind that wears pink chastity cages and knows their way around a BWC.

I thought not understanding how to que was inherent in all Chinese people

Fuck me there’s pinoy trash everywhere

But we know how to fuck both male and female when White's need black bulls to get their girls off.

Ah ok you’re one of the good ones

The most powerful race

Thanks, sweaty.

It really is a sixth sense. It’s very hard to explain. I know it when I see it.

I’m funnier than MasterLawlz and that’s all that matters to me.

I don’t know how YouTube knows I’m a woman. I watch a lot of male youtubers. I don’t even watch any makeup channels.

Here’s more proof https://reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/bu14y4/proof_that_im_a_foid_and_i_cant_go_anywhere/

I’m funnier than MasterLawlz and that’s all that matters to me.

Literally walking over a bar laying on the ground.

Don’t make me hate him more. The only reason I haven’t slapped the grin of his face is because I don’t want to do it in front of his poor dog.

*Skunk

No more like they buried the bar underground and then filled in the hole

I think you're quite a bit less funny than ML tbh.

MasterLawlz can be funny. That one time he used the sub's private announcement message to stickypost was hilarious.

I believe you're an asian person mostly because of that one time that you rapidly replied that you use Shiseido in response to some early 2000s Japanese ad. It's not something impossible to fake, but it's also not something where you were sitting there waiting for a chance to deceive me about it. So I think it's very likely that you have that hair type, which narrows you down to CJK region.

Beyond that, everything is a mystery. Or is it??? 🤔🤔🤔

Muh mayos can't detect chink uggos. 90% of crackers that are interested in gook gussy do so because they're uggo and denied by uhmlungu uteruses.

I don't understand what is going on

I'm just here for the asian nudes

I just found it funny that she has traditional ching chong standards of beauty but she's out here whining about her parents and has a black boyfriend. It is the ultimate asian paradox.

Sounds like a mayoboo

IF this chick is real, she's like a female pizzashill so I love her.

IF this is pizzashill, it's a good troll.

okay ur actually Asian, awesome!!. b-b-but you don't actually like black dick right? right??

lol

My Asian uncle disowned his daughter for marrying a basketball American.

Fancy Asian prejudice against jungle Asians takes all of like one interaction with the former to encounter. How is this shocking?

lol wtf everyone knows about the jungle asian thing

Most likely it's a coping asian dude from r/hapas or r/AsianMasculinity who's mad that his women worship white men.

Spend some time in duexchat Hard is clearly a 32-38yo Asian male 🤔

I say unfunny things too but I'm not a girl

I can't really put this into words to make you mayos understand why her face gives off that vibe but it just does

Oh shit, I know exactly what you're talking about I just didn't know there was a team for it