Banning 90% of the users was the best thing ever.. for me!

41 2019-05-29 by Malhavok_Games

I just want to tip my virtual fedora to the brainlet mods here for their le ebin prank. I had been wasting a huge amount of my free time posting here regularly, so much so that I have something sick like 60,000 comment karma. Comment karma! That means that like retards agreed with my sperg-outs at least 60,000 times. What the actual fuck?

For a while there I seriously thought about making another account and coming back, but instead I decided to lurk and I'm glad I did, because frankly the difference between pre-bannout r/drama now and then is like night and day, that is to say, it fucking sucks now. Easily about as entertaining as r/PoliticalHumor. Good job guys.

Anyway, since this is now a place that is repulsively boring, I decided to spend less time on reddit and more time on my hobby (making video games). I've been working on one for about a year called Queen of the Seas - it's essentially a bussy rape simulator with pirates, or as I would say, the quintessential r/drama game, well at least pre bannout r/drama.

Once I decided to do that, I then quickly opened up a Patreon and now about 3 weeks later, I'm on track to make around an extra 50 grand a year. 50 grand! off of something I do as a hobby for fun. This is amazing, fuck, it's practically a game changer for me. I can't stress how incredible it is to get all this money out of the blue. I've really been kicking myself over the time I blew hanging out here posting "bussy lmao" and making fun of MasterLawlz, if I had decided to spend that time working on delivering a game people want (which is evidently playing a feminized man being raped by pirates), I'd probably already have a second home half way paid off.

So, thank you mods. I want you guys to know that even though everyone else may call you retarded faggots and blame you for ruining this sub (all true), you made at least one persons life incredibly better and in order to show my gratitude, just message me and I'll post you a drop box link to the patreon only version of my game, so you can get your (virtual) bussies raped to your hearts content.

peace out ni🅱🅱as

52 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-29

Most of the default subs are run by bots and shills.

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1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-05-29

Take that viral ad shit elsewhere inaufferable twat.

1 Malhavok_Games 2019-05-29

love you too sweaty

1 sukhoisu33 2019-05-29

Atleast buy some reddit coins with your cash and give them to jobless retards like me,its the least you could do

1 Malhavok_Games 2019-05-29

silver for trying

1 sukhoisu33 2019-05-29

Thank bro

1 Malhavok_Games 2019-05-29

np i had some left over from guilding trappysaruh's bussy

1 trappysaruh 2019-05-29

wow!

1 write_it_down2 2019-05-29

Trappy 😍😍😍😍😍

1 trappysaruh 2019-05-29

hi whats up

1 write_it_down2 2019-05-29

Just mirin 😍🙃 (imeandudebussylmao)

1 trappysaruh 2019-05-29

😊

1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-05-29

As a zoomer, I must say I find your game rather repulsive.

How can I acquire it as soon as possible?

1 Malhavok_Games 2019-05-29

https://youtu.be/W-xKUU5sWS4?t=7

1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-05-29

What is this boomer shit you sent me. The rap is catchy but I can smell your nostalgia on it. In conclusion:

BOOMERS OUT

1 Malhavok_Games 2019-05-29

sorry, i'll speak to you in your native language

"big oof y'all, donate to my patreon and don't forget to hit like and subscribe!"

1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-05-29

With a Game like that r/Drama gonna have another Billionaire user in no time

1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-05-29

Another

Who's the first?

1 xlhat 2019-05-29

Notch.

1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-05-29

He's the only janny that can do it for free and not be a pathetic waste

1 xlhat 2019-05-29

Agree, I forget but why did he leave ?

2 Alicesnakebae 2019-05-29

To be a pathetic waste on Twitter

1 xlhat 2019-05-29

😭😤😥

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-05-29

Shit nigga you made this i played it

1 Zozbot 2019-05-29

zoz

1 Zozbot 2019-05-29

zle

1 Zozbot 2019-05-29

zozzle

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-05-29

Thank you for the blessing

1 Malhavok_Games 2019-05-29

I'm internet famous now. I can't wait to tell grandma.

1 elephantofdoom 2019-05-29

Send privateer bussy pls.

1 Miyelsh 2019-05-29

Memes

1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-29

You do know we're gamers right? You do remember that fact right? You do remember that the whole gamergate history up till now has been a bitter fight for truth honesty and freedom of speech. We gamers have been attacked on all sides by shitbags who want to take us down shove our faces in the dirt and shit all over everything we love. Many have had their entire reputation ruined and still we are here. We grind. Its what we do. This is just another quest to overcome. Your changes are shit and you guys can go fuck yourselves. This sub will not bow down to this bullshit. The grind will continue until we slay the boss. You guys are at best a bunch of low level sub bosses. Now shut up and get the fuck out of our way and revert the rule change.

1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-05-29

Cope

1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-29

I decided to spend less time on reddit and more time on my hobby (making video games). I've been working on one for about a year called Queen of the Seas

unironically one of the saddest sentences I have ever heard.

have sex

1 DiogenesBelly 2019-05-29

Wow, that art style is, uh...

Unique.

1 Malhavok_Games 2019-05-29

I don't know if you can really call it art. It's a multi-layer 2D vector graphic that's drawn with mathematical functions. The reason why is because it dynamically redraws itself when you change a core statistic, like for instance, height, or waist, or boob size, etc.

For instance, drawing cleavage:

        breast.cleavage = {
            x: 0.5,
            y: breast.tip.y,
        };
        breast.cleavage.cp1 = continueCurve(breast.tip, breast.bot);

        breast.cleavage.cp2 = {
            x: breast.cleavage.x,
    y: breast.cleavage.y - 2.5 - breastFullness * 0.15
        };

        let sp = splitCurve(clamp((breastFullness + 5) / 30, 0, 1),
            breast.bot,
            breast.cleavage);
        breast.in = sp.left.p2;
        breast.cleavage = sp.right.p2;

Anyway, I'm constantly tinkering with it to get better results. You can see the difference in the default (pre-transformed) avatar between version 0.9 and the current 0.11 version here

1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-29

That's a really long way to say "because I'm autistic"

1 Malhavok_Games 2019-05-29

Well, considering I actually find the math involved in working out giggaboobs interesting, I think that goes without saying, don't you?

1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-29

Yes, you are worth a study.

1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-29

Lmao this is real. This is one of the most degenerate things posted here, congratulations.

1 b-haze 2019-05-29

These sprites look dogshit.

1 Higev 2019-05-29

Oh shit I played that game

1 HarryD52 2019-05-29

r/Drama used to be good

r/Drama was never good

Stay seething approvelet

1 Mamalgam 2019-05-29

Pre-banout r/drama didn't have my Hillary posting though, so clearly the current version is the superior one

1 lyridsreign 2019-05-29

Whenever you decide to take the next logical step im game development and become a trans woman, make sure to have another write up like this.

1 TheReasonDougFordWon 2019-05-29

dude bussy lmao

1 Last_Excuse 2019-05-29

lmao it looks like the mods are good for something after all.

1 snallygaster 2019-05-29

That's pretty cool, congrats on being productive

1 trappysaruh 2019-05-29

1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-05-29

I like the parts where you call the mods shitty and the sub boring.

EDIT: LMAO at drama mods changing the automod because they were unironically triggered by my actual words

1 AutoModerator 2019-05-29

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious."

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1 BussyShillBot 2019-05-29

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