The untermensch at Braincels unearth some good drama. Guy makes app that will tell you if your gf did porn using her fb picture. Twitter faggots and whores seethe. Hoes mad.

221  2019-05-29 by Wololol0w

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holy god damn imagine the blackmail potential with this, braincels users must be frothing at the bussy with all of these thot patrolling possibilities.

the ultimate thot patrol will be released in 2029. a web crawling algorithm will search the entire web including the dark web for pictures of thots that you upload a picture of. future employers will use this tool to narrow down the pool of federally mandated foid pity hires so thots dont slip through the cracks. based

The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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Funniest bit is this guy https://twitter.com/ChrisSmith_RSB/status/1133408475483181062?s=20

His bio is fucking hilarious and I refuse to believe it's not a larp

claims to live in Germany

Still endlessly posts and retweets Burger culture war shit

GALAXY BRAIN

Uproariously cucked and blue-pilled

Holy shit it’s megamind

based

If you are concerned about whether your girlfriend acted in porn, you don’t deserve to have a girlfriend.

STDs: Exist

Come on dude

You're actually a retard if you think pornstars have significantly higher STI rate, and also equally retarded if you think most STIs are a big deal

You're actually a retard if you think every pornstar on the internet lives in NA/Europe and has regular STI screening done.

Also, found the dude with herpes.

I'm clean as a whistle 😎😎

I'm clean as a whistle 😎😎

also equally retarded if you think most STIs are a big deal

You don't seem to have a very high standard for clean, so I assume "clean as a whistle" means "my dick hasn't completely rotted off yet"

if you think most STIs are a big deal

getting warts and cancer to OWN THE PURITANS

bald, creepy looking, online woman defender

This dude is 100% confirmed to be a rapist

Twitter: Wow these women were in a porn 5 weeks ago and you're gonna judge them for it? The past is the past, grow up and move on.

Also twitter: You called someone a faggot 10 years ago. Enjoy unemployment!

This is why I used someone elses name and face when I made a twitter account. I can say all the fucked up shit I want, they face the repercussions. Before anyone says anything, the kid's name and face i used is 100% a complete snitch who turned in multiple people....to save himself from punishment for a half o.

I did that a while ago, I started impersonating Trump with the name @realdonaldtrump, everyone's taken the bait, it's hilarious.

How did twitter require a face?

Do you really want to be the guy with the commissioned, played up, cartoon of your face?

Why even use a face? Is this facebook? Twitter would probably let you have futa cock as a pic if you marked your acct nsfw

You don't even need to have your face on facebook, my friend has the V for Vendetta guy right next to his actual name

Last i checked facebook doesn't like when you fake things. They keep texting me about the account I use to sign up to things

I've had Boba Fett as my avatar for like 8 years on Facebook.

Eh, I'm using a fake email for my fake FB account. I only use it to follow news from my country tbh. And to see the retards commenting.

Start posting news about Honduran rapists sheltered by leftist judges. Facebook will get interested in the details of your personal identity real quick.

cant you just put an anime avatar or a cute cat

What about both

At least it's not neko

Didnt require a face, just that I wanted his face attached to it. Made it a LOT harder for him to deny he didnt make it and say all the terrible shit that was on it. I figured if noone could beat his ass physically, may as well fuck him up in other ways.

Anyone who can be doxxed, deserves to be doxxed

This is unironically the most moral thing Ive read on drama. I'd say you're doing God's work but his part doesn't come until he sends the snitch the the final circle of hell to be devoured by Satan forever along with that rat motherfucker Judas.

STOP SNITCHING

One cope I have is that Twitter (and Reddit for that matter) tend to be more left-leaning than the average population. But still, seeing Roasties seethe is delicious life-fuel.

The best part is that their beliefs are narrowly tailored to their own benefit, regardless of how they have to mix and match. Now privacy is a matter of extreme importance, but when they're doxxing "Nazis", they're stupid for putting their faces online!

People who primarily speak English and get invested in English country social issues are also a global minority. Do you think the average Brazilian, Somalian, Indian, Iraqi, Serb, or Chinese person cares about whore feelings? Fuck no lmao

Foids be foiding.

Hoes eternally mad

fuck that comment section is always gold

femoids perturbed

Real talk, i would date a chick who did pron but i wouldnt consider her for wife material. I think its a reflection of the poor life decisions that person makes.

you would date but wouldn't wife mayli?

She ain't mayli. She's ughli.

She does have a lot of money......

Wew

To be fair, getting railed on film for money is still a better life decision than dating you.

Yikes. 😲😵

Imagine dating a hoe. Pump and dump in a back alley for $15 and a cigarette.

Never make a hoe a housewife.

Hit and quit.

The real benefit of this app is finding out if your mom or sisters did any porn and then fapping to it.

Yikes sweety

N🤮, fuck off you inbred mayo.

Mayos are one of the least inbred populations on earth. Cousin-marriages are widespread all over Africa, the Middle East and South Asia. Sad!

On the other hand, when Mayos do inbreed, they take it fucking seriously.

That's nothing compared to the Pharaohs marrying their sisters though.

I mean it's pretty hard to top "so inbred that you literally cannot breed."

Dude you should watch "The Wonderful and Wild Whites of West Virginia". Its about this family of mayo's called the whites, they are inbred as fuck and just crazy.

I don't know how American blacks aren't supposed to be inbred considering none of them know who their fathers are.

EDIT: LMAO at drama mods changing the automod because they were unironically triggered by my actual words

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

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That's easy: their great-grandfathers are white. Heterogeneity is guaranteed.

Goddammit those thots are S E E T H I N G lmao

Almost makes me want to make a Twitter account. Almost

My Twitter account got banned because I was making fun of some Chapo who identified as an "agender asexual anarchist".

Just put some pronouns in your bio then change them before you report someone for targeted harassment

Too late now. Also kinda angered me because the chick was telling me to keep myself safe but I'm the one who got a ban.

"What are you gonna do, raid my fridge?"

Should have kept yourself safe

It's ok to bully fash, nerd.

Sucks that you can't just make another twitter account...

Oh wait...

You can't, unless you don't use the same name, email, and/or phone number.

unless you don't use the same name, email, and/or phone number

unless you don't use the same name, email, and/or phone number unless you don't use the same name, email, and/or phone number

unless you don't use the same name, email, and/or phone number

Are you okay?

Sooo... an incel?

I was banned for calling some faggot a retarded faggot. Cucked Twitter moderators.

The foid fears nothing more than being held responsible for her own actions.

The foid cries out as she shames you.

Ok very cool but how do I access the fuckin thing

You can't, it's a larp.

It's not impossible to make. I'm wondering how they got all the videos from those free porn sites though. You think they would get rate limited? I'd imagine you'd have to pull the videos to then examine them locally, training your shit through video streaming sounds like a pain in the ass. Pulling stuff from social media sounds a bit easier, I guess. Facebook has those neato apis for targeted advertisement but they probably wouldn't just give anyone a large dump of women's names + associated pictures. The AI part is probably one of the most straight forward since there's so much work already done in the facial recognition and ai fields that's freely available.

You just give the boys working at the clock farm some more elbow room.

Shut the fuck up humblebragging programming nerd.

Literally the most high level shit, tranny.

😴😴😴

Estrogen makes you sleepy?

v sleepy

When are you gonna snip the dicc

fuken NEVER

The AI part is probably one of the most straight forward since there's so much work already done in the facial recognition and ai fields that's freely available.

Would it be? Even Google uses people at the end to say "yep that's right".

I'd say that the guy was about to bring people on for that last step, but he's not actually being forthcoming.

But if people don't care about the yep that's right stage... you know. I'm sure just blindly training it on a large dataset would yield some ok results to begin with. I don't have much experience in the field so I can't give a number, but I'm guessing it would be right more than wrong if everything was right and what not. And storage is pretty cheap now a days, I'm on like 50TBs and I don't spend much on it. 8TB drives are p affordable.

This happened to my friend. Some girl he met said she works at a bar and does tattoos. He asks another question and she spills that she is actually working at a strip club primarily and the other things are side hustles. So he googles her Instagram name and blammo she’s apparently been in some films.

Name?

Sexy O’ Sullivan

Thots👧----->🚨patrolled🚨

This is almost definitely fake or so unreliable it's basically useless

so unreliable it's basically useless

Meaning I can use it to find doppelbangers  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's definitely going to kick out a metric shit-ton of false positives.

On the plus side, you'll be able to put in a photo of your girlfriend's sister and find a porn star who looks like her to fap to.

where's the project to find out if your boyfriend has ever used this thing so you can dump him asap

learn2code

good god r/drama stinks like incel today.

This is some good drama dude, did you have your head up your ass for Thot Hunt? That shit was gold and Pizza actually got banned

Fuck you Moron you're an incel

t. pakistani weeb who plays League of Legends

lmao all hail King Incel

Umm sweaty you think I didn't get married soon as I was 18?

lol is this the part where you brag about how hot your SO is and how much you get laid?

He forgot to mention it was arranged so it’s a moot point. Just cause someone forces you to marry doesn’t mean you’ll get laid

Have sex

or even 2 sexes

Just today? Lol, it's like this every day.

Jesus, it always stinks of incel.

Men are so fucking ungrateful. They watch porn to get their rocks off then are like, thanks for the fap, you whore who will never get a decent man. Of course, pulling their pud like a half-witted baboon all afternoon to a woman dressed as a girl scout getting bukaked by 10 midgets and shaved german shepherd says nothing about them. Of course.

Women should go back to making dudes put a ring on it to see nipple.

cope cope cope

cope

Women should go back to making dudes put a ring on it to see nipple.

only correct thing you just said. it's hentai or nothing

cope

Nah, what I said is self-evident. Also, it's fun to bitch about men once in a while. Why should only men have the pleasure of kvetching and moaning about the opposite sex? I'm here to amuse myself and provide some balance.

Lol, as if terf feelings matter

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

JUST FUCKING ROFL LMAO...HAHAHA WHAT A STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

B-BUH THEY ARE JUSSS PAWNS!!!! I AM LE SUPERIOR ENLIGHTENED BEING!!111

How fucking autistic can you GET? Why the FUCK are you trying to act "proud" over the fact that you know about "central banks"? Red Pill: NO NORMAL FUCKING PERSON EVEN KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS. LMFAO.

You want to know what being redpilled ACTUALLY means? Realizing that all this "muh politics" bullshit is fucking MEANINGLESS.

Here's a REAL redpill: while you spend your youth reading books about "stoicism" and "politics", studying hard at college and gymcelling, convincing yourself you're becoming a "real man" (FUCKING LMAO) CHAD IS LITERALLY BANGING YOUR ONEITIS.

All your "striving for excellence" and "becoming strong" won't do shit against Alpha Tyrone's 9 inch wrists, 25 inch skull and genetically gifted hand speed + horizontal punching power.

Chad's life is INFINITELY more valuable than yours. Did YOUR COCK get that treatment DAILY during your KEY DEVELOPMENT YEARS from a peaking, prime-ass, smooth teen-aura glowing skin, luscious lips, full-of-life, cute-ass-sexy-ass-big-titted-yet-firm GODDESS?

IM ASKING YOU FUCKING INCEL: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED 2 OR MORE 7+/10 JBS AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT YOU ARE SEXY AND WANTED TO QUOTE UNQUOTE EXPERIMENT WITH THEIR SEX LIFE? DID YOU TURN THEM ON SO MUCH THAT THEY WENT BI-CURIOUS ONLY TO PLEASE YOU AS SHAT CREAMY LOADS INTO THEIR BUTTHOLES ? A FUCKING FROG gets more PUSSY than you!

Your pasta is stale

Yeah, now that I think about it, it sucked. I should have gone with this:

Let me tell you this-- r/GenderCritical is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think r/incels was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about r/incels, at least they are self aware), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened transphobes and extreme feminists. You'll notice on the sidebar that they deny trans identity. That's intentional. They encourage brigading other subreddits. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every transgendered and sexually liberated person on Reddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of users spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's anti-LGBT movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that r/GenderCritical may be producing an entire army of extremists, like the incel movement did with Dylann Roof and Elliot Roger, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.

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Gross. Buttholes are not a sex organ.

Based and tradpilled.

Of course, pulling their pud like a half-witted baboon all afternoon to a woman dressed as a girl scout getting bukaked by 10 midgets and shaved german shepherd says nothing about them.

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>implying I last longer than 5 minutes

if you haven't done porn you are practically a modern virgin

If whatever filthy sex you had in the past doesn't matter, what does that mean for Bill Cosby?

That he's still a criminal lol

On the one hand, it's funny to watch all the people panic about "Y-Y-YOU CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S HER PAST, IF SHE DID PORN THAT'S HER BUSINESS NOT YOURS!", as if they have no skin in the game. I'm sure all those late 20's women starting to settle down after their crazy college years are just defending other women for the sake of solidarity. They definitely did no porn themselves that they don't want their paypigs longterm boyfriends/husbands to find out about.

On the other hand, I can't help thinking that those same women are largely right that all the people most interested in this software can't use it. Most of the people commenting "BASED, HONK HONK, THOT = PATROLLED!" are so obviously incel neets with not girlfriend to search. Maybe a mother/sister if they're white enough, but a girlfriend? lol, no.

As such, I feel the radical centrist position is that this software is good because it generates drama and pisses off leeches, but that the people who will be using it are also all leeches of a different sort who won't be able to use it effectively.

Also by "good", I don't mean the software is actually good. It's probably awful at actually recognizing faces without false positives willy nilly. However, that just adds yet more drama, so that's alright by me.

Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

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you're late. Very late.

I dont have twitter and never wanted to, but almost all of them in the comments can fuck off, this is worse than Youtube comments, a battleground of Tumblrinas bitching about "male privilage", Incels, whores that dont want that their past catches up and whiteknights, this is one of the worse things I have seen.

In a few words this is one of the best drama ive seen.

This sub is really falling to the incel and CA scum isn’t it

We mock thots and incels equally, sweaty.

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If they don't name it "THOTBOT" they're missing an opportunity.

THOTBOT

just in time for classic wow

And here I am just wanting to find a pornstar that looks like my gf. Can it tell you the close matches?

Have you tried having sex with her instead

Sex with a woman? That's gay.

Hoes:

❎Not mad

☑️Mad

I'll eat my hat if this is real. I'm calling troll or someone StArTiNg A cOnVeRsAtIoN.

No way that this thing works perfectly. Gonna be full to the brim with false positive hits.

But that twitter rageout is equally hilarious. So, they achieved that at least.

Good.

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Yeah, only pathetic little babies aren’t cool with their girlfriend/potential wife getting her ass blown out by johnny thundercock on pornhub. You’re right and reasonable.

BASED

drama so good you have people unironically bitching about incels in this very thread

Beautiful

Love how women reee at being outed as hoes. All they do is screech about stalkers and shit.

I would think it was great if there were enough people worldwide to fill a room who would jerk off to pics of my fat wife.

i am just going to use this app to find my porn look alike

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