March of the Clowns

112  2019-05-30 by want-dick-in-butt-xd

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Shame on your toxic ways reddit. No, Netflix didn’t pay me and no I never got paid to post on reddit or rather accepted to post sponsored posts. But it’s heart breaking to see the amount of toxicity and threats you’re willing to spew at someone for using this platform as a 4 year old hobby now. Say what you will, we’re all on here together being bored and killing time.

Some of us enjoy lurking. Some enjoy shitposting. Others moderating. And sadly some enjoy toxic harassment without reason or proof.

Be better reddit ❤️

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There is nothing remotely racist about this post.

Blacks do go into the woods to enjoy the outdoors through activities like hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, etc... But, blacks only make up about 13% of the population of America. Also, not many blacks actually go into the woods; only a very small percentage of them are active in the wild outdoors. Therefore, I suspect that of all of the humans that regularly go into the woods in North America, probably less than 1% of them are black.

Why bring this up? My point here is that Bigfoot is not used to seeing black folks. This may provoke certain responses by a Sasquatch when it sees a black person, such as:

  1. Confusion;
  2. Fear;
  3. Trepidation; and
  4. Curiosity

I believe that all of these are responses that can work to our advantage. All of these potential responses will cause a Bigfoot some amount of pause, and this slight pause may be the difference between getting off a kill shot and not.

The fact is, sasquatch does not regularly see black people. Chances are better than not that when a Squatch sees a black person that it will be the first time it has ever seen one. It may get scared and freak out, or it may stand there and stare.

As a practical matter I think that a technique worth trying is to take a black person on some hunts. See how the Squatch population reacts to the black person and take note. I am aware of no other groups that have tried this, so I will be very interested to see the results.

There are all sorts of variations on this concept. The goal here is to throw a Bigfoot off balance with some sort of odd occurrence in the woods. The idea is to create a weird scene in an area where Bigfoot are present and which is not threatening to the creature. At the same time, you want it to perplex the BF to the point where it is standing there just scratching its head at the spectacle. While this is going on we will have snipers strategically placed whose job is to locate the Sasquatch and to put a bullet in the animal's head.

Here are some other ideas I have to cause a Bigfoot to pause due to confusion:

  1. Outdoors sex/orgy: Get some skanky swingers group together and get them into the woods to screw and orgy in a Bigfoot hotspot. This will really pique a scratch's interest. At some point a Squatch will stick out its head to see what the fuck all that sucking and slapping noise is, then one of our snipers blows his brain out!

  2. Poker game in the woods: same concept as the orgy but less gross. It probably will take longer to attract a Squatch.

  3. Strange looking people: these are people that Squatch are not used to seeing. For example, dress up like a party clown and walk around in a hotspot zone juggling bowling pins.

  4. Fighting: put together a group of low-life fight-club types, take them into the woods and let them fight. The noise and weird scene will generate some Bigfoot interest.

Some believe that Sasquatch are something like forest ninjas: fast and stealthy. I think that if you do something truly weird then we may be able to confuse and agitate the animal. Confusion and agitation does not comport with stealth and concealment. Therefore, we take the Squatch's advantage away from it. This will make it t more likely to show itself and, thereby, give us a shot at it.

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this but unironically

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Fresh pasta?

pretty sure this old pasta from a guy who used to post about bigfoot

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They know their audience.

New tactic?

I've noticed zero difference

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Birth of the Alt-right (circa 2015-2016)

Why do i have the suspicion that this was either originally made or will be posted unironically at some point.

I made it right before I posted it

Nice skills! What program did you use? GIMP?

Photoshop 2019

Well then I guess the latter will be what happens then.

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Und singt ein Pepelied.

Ein Schütze steht am TuMORstrand,

Und leise summt er mit.

Wir pfeifen auf Unten und Oben,

Und uns kann die ganze Welt

Verfluchen oder auch loben,

Grad wie es ihnen gefällt.

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Und der Pepe der lacht nur dazu!

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Wir kämpfen für Frenwelt,

Wir kämpfen für Honkler,

Der Rote kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.

Wir kämpften schon in mancher Schlacht,

In Nord, Süd, Ost und West.

Und stehen nun zum Kampf bereit,

Gegen die rote Pest.

Honker wird nicht ruh'n wir vernichten,

Bis niemand mehr stört Frenwelt Glück.

Und wenn sich die Reihen auch lichten,

Für uns gibt es nie ein Zurück.

Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,

Und der Pepe der lacht nur dazu!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Wir kämpfen für Frenwelt,

Wir kämpfen für Honkler,

Der Rote kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.

HÖNK MIT UNS

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I won’t. I unironically love that Volkslied

Another good song is the Spanish Blue Division Song Primavera.

“Primavera lejos de mi patria Primavera lejos de mi amor Primavera sin flores y sin risas Primavera guerra en el wolchow”

Spring far from my homeland

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Subreddits like /r/ChapoTrapHouse and /r/frenworld are all the evidence a person should need to realize that we need bullying now more than ever.

EARLY

AND

OFTEN

Bullying is never right... By that you are encouraging a toxic mindset. My dad bullied me and called me stuff like pansy and a sissy.. I’m against all bullying because it’s damaging, creates a toxic environment and it gives the alt right more power

Your dad sucked at bullying...

Look at this dweeb over here!

Can you not name call? It makes you look stupid

Shut up nerd

Honk honk!

Deported.

It's a her, reading that.

Actually, she's nice to old people, so now I feel guilty.

Un-deported.

He giveth, he taketh, for free

Found the untermensch

Shit meme.

Yes frens wouldn't have certainly receive a bullet at the back of their heads in the third Reich.