He’s retarded. That’s the only explanation needed. DDF think he’s playing 4D chess and blue checkmarks think he’s a Nazi dictator criminal mastermind but he’s simply retarded. Pretty entertaining though.
Nobody cares if this is daddy's dementia kicking in, if he's illiterate, or if this is a freudian slip, it absolutely is a source of drama and claiming otherwise shows you don't support /r/drama culture.
Lmao, both wings are yelling cope at each other. It's beautiful.
Though to be fair, each has ample reason to do so. The right, for electing a retard; the left, for being too ineffective to do anything about it. It's over for americels.
It's fucking hilarious that the Republicans elected this retard, now they have to defend every stupid thing he does. What's even funnier is that the Democrats lost to this retard and now they have to cope with it.
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People had my hopes up. This is weak sauce. They'll just say he misspoke. Trump is terrible at speaking to begin with.
You're reaching, and it really sucks, because I was thinking, "Finally! Finally a confession and now we can be rid of him and his bigotry." You can't believe that this is actually a confession.
Edit: RIP my inbox. Thank you for the silver! I've never gotten one before! <3
That's what I meant. I thought it was common knowledge that Russia helped Trump. I thought the whole scandal was about whether or not he colluded. How is this the big new story of the day?
One day you will get him McFluff, maybe if you post enough trump tweets to /r/drama he will finally get impeached for being too incompetent to type on a phone.
Mr. Trump has been reluctant to fully embrace the intelligence agencies’ findings that Russia was behind the 2016 election interference, but he has consistently argued that he alone was responsible for his unexpected victory.Â
Either he's been consistent or he hasn't. And the tweet definitely doesn't say "Russia got me elected". You can read it that way and that's obviously what they've chosen to do.
Opinion mostly discarded for using the blormogfhf meme but this is probably the case, the guy is barely sentient and probably didn't understand what he was implying
AFTER READING FEAR BY BOB WOODWARD, I REALLY DON'T THINK HE INTENTIONALLY COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA. HE'S JUST REALLY, REALLY STUPID AND IT'S SCARY THAT WE (YOU AND ME) ELECTED HIM TO OFFICE.
Unironically temp banning all "Blumfpf/Drumpff/Garzumpff" posters from now on. It's a plague that has been left unchecked in our subreddit for way too long.
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1 ItsSugar 2019-05-30
The Daily Spergout
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2 Corporal-Hicks 2019-05-30
rent. free.
5 ManBearFridge 2019-05-30
fent. rree.
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-05-30
Really makes ya think.
1 allendrio 2019-05-30
Holy shit all the top replies were from a Qanon boomer twitter, the dumbest conspiracy since flat earth is mainstream.
4 ResistingDaddyDrumpf 2019-05-30
He’s retarded. That’s the only explanation needed. DDF think he’s playing 4D chess and blue checkmarks think he’s a Nazi dictator criminal mastermind but he’s simply retarded. Pretty entertaining though.
2 Jas0nJewnova 2019-05-30
I can think of no one better to represent the american "people"
2 Cojo58 2019-05-30
The hamburglar?
1 employee10038080 2019-05-30
Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
3 Woolgun 2019-05-30
Imagine trying to pretend this isn't dramatic.
Nobody cares if this is daddy's dementia kicking in, if he's illiterate, or if this is a freudian slip, it absolutely is a source of drama and claiming otherwise shows you don't support /r/drama culture.
2 heretobefriends 2019-05-30
Lmao, both wings are yelling cope at each other. It's beautiful.
Though to be fair, each has ample reason to do so. The right, for electing a retard; the left, for being too ineffective to do anything about it. It's over for americels.
1 employee10038080 2019-05-30
It's fucking hilarious that the Republicans elected this retard, now they have to defend every stupid thing he does. What's even funnier is that the Democrats lost to this retard and now they have to cope with it.
3 Kat_B0T 2019-05-30
Every time I think Russia truthers might be ready to hang up their hats, the media refreshes the conspiracy theory. God bless the media, unironically!
2 KingRuler07 2019-05-30
"Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm f*cked."
1 BussyShillBot 2019-05-30
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-30
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 employee10038080 2019-05-30
I thought everyone already knew Russia was helping Trump get elected? Trump literally asked Russia to leak Hillary's emails during his campaign.
2 eva_remastered 2019-05-30
tfw a r/worldnews comment section is smarter than the "totally not leftoid mommy lovers" here in /r/Drama
1 employee10038080 2019-05-30
That's gonna be a cope from you dawg
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-05-30
You have to go back
1 ChevalBlancBukowski 2019-05-30
I mean Hilary did her best to get him elected too by helping him win the republican primary
indictment when?
1 stinko-mowed 2019-05-30
Sitting President cannot be charged with a crime. Has to be impeached in the house and convicted in the Senate :(
3 Tytos_Lannister 2019-05-30
that's just the doj guideline, never got tested in a supreme court case
also states can charge president with a crime
yeah yeah i am watching this political bullshit too much
2 ChevalBlancBukowski 2019-05-30
I guess I need to remind you that Hilary Clinton is not and never will be a sitting president :(
2 stinko-mowed 2019-05-30
I didn’t vote for her
1 error404brain 2019-05-30
Crystal gal or I love weed and kid jhonson ?
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-05-30
there was only one reasonable choice
Jeb!
no i am kidding it was McAfee
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-05-30
>pretending Hitlery isn't the sitting president of the (((Deep State)))
1 uniqueguy263 2019-05-30
He was 100% right the first time
1 employee10038080 2019-05-30
That's what I meant. I thought it was common knowledge that Russia helped Trump. I thought the whole scandal was about whether or not he colluded. How is this the big new story of the day?
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-05-30
lmao at the people sperging out at this
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-05-30
Lmao at the ddf rushing to pretend Russia didn't help trump get elected.
2 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2019-05-30
Lmao mcfluffers trying to stretch a badly worded tweet into admittance.
2 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-05-30
Trump's too stupid to mean what he says-ddf
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-05-30
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE GOT EM.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-05-30
DDF: He didn't mean what he said. Everytime.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2019-05-30
One day you will get him McFluff, maybe if you post enough trump tweets to /r/drama he will finally get impeached for being too incompetent to type on a phone.
1 [deleted] 2019-05-30
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1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-05-30
lmao
0 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-05-30
So you've got no idea what your talking about. Got it.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-05-30
t. reddit
9 Strictlybutters 2019-05-30
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2 Whaddaulookinat 2019-05-30
How did you guess my Memento-like collection of tattoos?
3 ManBearFridge 2019-05-30
Caring about America interfering with other nations' elections is commie talk.
1 FreedomToDrill 2019-05-30
Somehow those who voted Trump also voted Republican down the ticket in the exact same ratios as every other election.
*thinking*
1 ItsSugar 2019-05-30
You, literally every time
1 Matues49 2019-05-30
https://i.imgur.com/8HnT78H.jpg
0 ExtremelyOnlineG 2019-05-30
P O C E
1 tankatan 2019-05-30
A thing was said? On the internet??
0 ItsSugar 2019-05-30
😴😴😴
1 Bubbadism 2019-05-30
The title is completely contradicted by
Either he's been consistent or he hasn't. And the tweet definitely doesn't say "Russia got me elected". You can read it that way and that's obviously what they've chosen to do.
3 ManBearFridge 2019-05-30
He literally said Russia helped me get elected. How else do you interpret those words?
1 Bubbadism 2019-05-30
That it's just him acknowledging something people talk about. But like someone else said, he's an illiterate.
1 diggity_md 2019-05-30
I'm going to guess in reality he threw the tweet together in 2 minutes and also is barely literate so his shitty grammar led to unclear meaning
6 snallygaster 2019-05-30
Opinion mostly discarded for using the blormogfhf meme but this is probably the case, the guy is barely sentient and probably didn't understand what he was implying
2 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-30
AFTER READING FEAR BY BOB WOODWARD, I REALLY DON'T THINK HE INTENTIONALLY COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA. HE'S JUST REALLY, REALLY STUPID AND IT'S SCARY THAT WE (YOU AND ME) ELECTED HIM TO OFFICE.
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1 ItsSugar 2019-05-30
Unironically temp banning all "Blumfpf/Drumpff/Garzumpff" posters from now on. It's a plague that has been left unchecked in our subreddit for way too long.
3 diggity_md 2019-05-30
Shut the fuck up janny
Edit: Janny proceeds to engage in the ultimate cope and bans me. Imagine doing it for free on the most retarded board on Reddit.
Nobody cares about your opinions on what the sub should look like, be a good little janny and sweep the child porn up when it appears.
5 ItsSugar 2019-05-30
You just had to tempt fate, didn't you?
2 peacefulCAfugee 2019-05-30
SEETHE
2 tankatan 2019-05-30
Ok.
1 6odastream 2019-05-30
Damn r/dramorf is finished
2 TrailerParkBride 2019-05-30
It's over for r/fphlamapthfth
1 Helter_SkeIter 2019-05-30
Cope
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-05-30
absolute state of drama mods
1 MentalCancel 2019-05-30
are you ok janny?
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-05-30
based and janniepilled
1 Spysix 2019-05-30
Can a better mod take away this child's toys before they shoot up a movie theater?
1 ItsSugar 2019-05-30
I'd tell you to step up, but as an unironic /r/Conservative mod, you are the personification of the untermensch.
Unbanned to see if you attempt to defend yourself. Hopefully you're not on your way to burn a black church already.
2 Spysix 2019-05-30
I like how you ignore all the really unconservative subs I mod too.
Not hard to defend myself against a spergy janny.
You mean the one where a black confesses to doing it to make it politcally charged?
Holy fuck, ez.
And to address part of your seething ban message:
It's called banter, learn to handle it without banning with tears in your eyes.
Go ahead, do it, a better mod than you will unban me anyway.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-05-30
Sugar owned by Spy with FACTS and LOGIC
1 Spysix 2019-05-30
Trigger the libs
Own the libs 😎😎😎😎
1 sexthrowaway12334 2019-05-30
How will BLUMFPF ever recover from this!
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-05-30
God, what a dumbass. This is hilarious.
1 shitpersonality 2019-05-30
/r/conservative can't acknowledge what happened.
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-05-30
All of the DDF are on the "merely pretending" routine rite nao
1 lifesbrink 2019-05-30
Hot takes from r/politics
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/buscyw/trump_says_russia_helped_me_get_elected_for_first
1 [deleted] 2019-05-30
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