Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
You should be persistent, but not persistent over one person. If it isn't gonna happen than accept it isn't gonna happen, and move on to someone else. Talking to girls is a skillset like any other, the more you do it the better you're gonna get.
Also, while doing so isn't gonna make you instantly swim in gussy you need to at least present yourself somewhat well. A good appearance alone won't get you through the door, but a bad appearance will make sure you never get through the door.
Wear cloths that conform to your body without being constructive or too tight, try to learn what is in fashion for your cultural norms, don't dress like a faggot. Don't wear cologne unless it's good cologne, if you need help finding good cologne go to fragrantica.com. Also, a great and extremely affordable cologne is Perry Ellis 360 Red. When I stopped being a proto-incel and start talking to girls I wore it on one of my first dates, a few days later I hung out with her and some of our friends and her friend drunkenly blurted out "Damn, you're right he does smell good". It's been my go-to since, but have more than one scent.
Walk with proper posture, shoulders back but not too far back, head up but not like a stuck up cunt.
Have interesting things to talk about. It matters less about what it is (unless it's anime or some faggot shit lmao) and more about whether you can make it sound interesting.
Actually talk to her about her interests and life, but not like you're on an interview. Look for things you find interesting about her and use it to start a conversation.
Also, start sucking dick on the side so you can give her recommendations when she starts going down on you.
shave yourself below the belt, use a condom, and find a girl in another city. park parallel to the street so you don't get on cameras, but still look for them anyways. most people are raped by people they know so if you want to get away with it this is how you'd do it
Depends on the venue. I recommend moaning loudly in a high pitched voice and slowly gyrating in your chair when the food arrives. Stare at them while you do this, ignore the waiter.
Cough-farting rapidly in succession when things get quiet is another chestnut.
Be yourself. If she's into you (assuming you're a straight dude), it won't matter if you fuck up. You don't want to date someone you can't mesh with in the long term anyways. Be picky.
Women have a bunch of self-contradictory internal dialogue about whether to have sex, so it helps to give them a reason why THIS time it is a good idea.
Blatantly stare at her chest the whole night. Foids are self conscious about their breast size and she will appreciate you noticing them. If she's small chested or is wearing something that hides or minimizes them, you should mention to her about how it doesn't matter if she's flat or has weird boobs, you'll accept them no matter what. This will help her feel more comfortable about herself around you and more at ease.
Nah, one is pretty beefy and the other is dime-sized. The problem is that they are like 2’ apart and facing different directions. The little one is an innie, and judging by the chafing the big one is always erect.
Tell her about your yu-gi-oh card collection. Offer to help her build a deck. She’ll be all yours after. Or ask if she wants to go to the park with you and your dog.
Just remember that foids literally only want to talk about themselves. There isn't anything you can say that will make any impression at all so don't even try, unless it's something they can brag about to their vapid friends like benching 3 plates or making a bunch of money with your STEM job. Basically just understand that whatever she asks you, just answer vaguely and then ask her the same question back. ez
Do not believe the roastie's lies
When she comes around to proselytize;
She'll screech and protest all day long,
Denying she's taken miles of schlong.
"Genetics!" she will cry in fear,
Praying there is a white knight near;
But no help comes, there's no salvation
From the omega uprising sweeping the nation!
Innies are alright with me,
With their virtue and their purity;
They know what womanhood's about,
And with one voice cry: "ROASTIES OUT!"
But beware the roastie's tempting calls,
Luring betas to her cavernous halls;
She'll suck you up, and then you'll be
A slave to her vile cuckoldry.
We see now, with our open eyes
The plainness of the roastie's lies;
We'll stick with innies, and nevermore
Shall we lie with an Arby's sandwich whore.
If you're not attracted to their personality don't date them. I wasted a lot of time choosing the most attractive person. I assumed for years that completely losing interest in someone was how it was supposed to be.
The best advice I can give you is: treat people like camp sites, leave them better than you found them. A relationship that ends can still be a success
Okay, first of all, as another commenter pointed out, don't forget to stare obviously at her chest as often as possible. If she doesn't feel like you're attracted to her, I can guarantee that the date will go nowhere. Next, make sure to monologue in depth about all of your nerdy hobbies, the nerdier the better - women love a smart man who's passionate! If she tries to add to your monologue, try to not let her get a word in edgewise. This will make you seem like an authority on the subject, and she'll likely respect you more for it.
If you have any exes, don't be shy about bringing them up. It's natural to talk about your past and besides, men who are experienced in dating are attractive to women. If she asks about how it ended - for one, you need to step up your uninterruptible monologue game - and for two, make sure to be very clear that it was because they were all crazy bitches. This will reassure her that you are indeed the catch that she thinks you are, and that the past relationships didn't end because of anything she did.
Other thoughts, if she orders anything but a salad at dinner, be sure to ask her if she's really going to eat that. She'll be grateful that you are thinking about her figure, and this will signal to her that you would be a good influence on her health in a long-term relationship. Insist on paying for everything, literally no matter how much she may argue that she wants to split the bill. This will show that you would be a good provider for her. This also gives you a good transition to making it very clear that she owes you for the date, if you know what I mean. All you need to do from there is seal the deal, which should be very easy by this point. If you've followed my advice exactly, she should be practically throwing herself at you by this point.
These are just some basic tips off the top of my head. Feel free to pick my brain on the more advanced stuff, I'd be happy to help.
Just walk up to a chubby friendless girl from a poor family and ask her if she wants to be your gf. Worked like a charm for me back in elementary school.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-31
Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
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1 WarSanchez 2019-05-31
Take a breath and remember it's a date, not a job interview.
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-05-31
No I need to get a girl first.
1 WarSanchez 2019-05-31
Invest in chloroform
1 WakeMeUpInsidePNG 2019-05-31
What did he meant by this? 🤔
1 Kat_B0T 2019-05-31
Buy clonazolam online and take it. You won’t gaf
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-05-31
This is terrible advice lmao. Clonazolam is pretty junkie and too dangerous for most normies. Phenibut is a much more reasonable suggestion.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-05-31
Phenibut is trash
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-05-31
It's good if you have zero GABA tolerance, trust me.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-05-31
🤔 maybe so. I’ve had it and it just made me dizzy tbh
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-05-31
You should be persistent, but not persistent over one person. If it isn't gonna happen than accept it isn't gonna happen, and move on to someone else. Talking to girls is a skillset like any other, the more you do it the better you're gonna get.
Also, while doing so isn't gonna make you instantly swim in gussy you need to at least present yourself somewhat well. A good appearance alone won't get you through the door, but a bad appearance will make sure you never get through the door.
Wear cloths that conform to your body without being constructive or too tight, try to learn what is in fashion for your cultural norms, don't dress like a faggot. Don't wear cologne unless it's good cologne, if you need help finding good cologne go to fragrantica.com. Also, a great and extremely affordable cologne is Perry Ellis 360 Red. When I stopped being a proto-incel and start talking to girls I wore it on one of my first dates, a few days later I hung out with her and some of our friends and her friend drunkenly blurted out "Damn, you're right he does smell good". It's been my go-to since, but have more than one scent.
Walk with proper posture, shoulders back but not too far back, head up but not like a stuck up cunt.
Have interesting things to talk about. It matters less about what it is (unless it's anime or some faggot shit lmao) and more about whether you can make it sound interesting.
Actually talk to her about her interests and life, but not like you're on an interview. Look for things you find interesting about her and use it to start a conversation.
Also, start sucking dick on the side so you can give her recommendations when she starts going down on you.
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1 caliberoverreaching 2019-05-31
This is actually good advice, good job
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-05-31
Its normal to be nervous. If it helps, just think about how she won't remember any of it tomorrow
1 CrackIsHealthy4U 2019-05-31
shave yourself below the belt, use a condom, and find a girl in another city. park parallel to the street so you don't get on cameras, but still look for them anyways. most people are raped by people they know so if you want to get away with it this is how you'd do it
1 NikolaiKardashev 2019-05-31
Around a foid.
Be paranoid.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-31
Stay single. Get a cat.
1 centrist_btw 2019-05-31
how to tell when someone's 50+ pounds overweight
1 baIIrot 2019-05-31
I'm honestly feeling very attacked right now
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-31
Slim people are allowed to have pet cats.
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-05-31
How would you rate your looks on a scale of 1-10?
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-31
Fugly enough to not be on the scale
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-05-31
Bullshit. You are probably a 10/10 Gigastacy who's pretending to be ugly to avoid being relentlessly sexually harassed and stalked 🙄
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-31
Lmaooooo
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-05-31
I’m single and have a cat. I would rate my self 7.5 out of 10
1 centrist_btw 2019-05-31
but they don't center their inability to date on the cat
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-31
What dating inability?
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-31
Your inability to date me.
1 twelvefortyseven 2019-05-31
Cats are jewish tools to help mayos cope with not recreating.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-31
☝☝☝☝☝
1 Woolgun 2019-05-31
Learn to
codecook. No matter if you're a foid or moid.1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-05-31
They can't say no if they're not conscious
1 HardIsLife 2019-05-31
Date your best friend
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-05-31
Your opinion as a foid isn't really needed here.
1 Moist__nuggets 2019-05-31
Mom is already married though
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-31
Depends on the venue. I recommend moaning loudly in a high pitched voice and slowly gyrating in your chair when the food arrives. Stare at them while you do this, ignore the waiter.
Cough-farting rapidly in succession when things get quiet is another chestnut.
1 Yes_he_swan 2019-05-31
Be yourself. If she's into you (assuming you're a straight dude), it won't matter if you fuck up. You don't want to date someone you can't mesh with in the long term anyways. Be picky.
1 Professor_Crunchwrap 2019-05-31
The most effective pick-up line I've found that actually works everytime is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
1 Vurtizontal 2019-05-31
Fuck her right in the pussy.
1 ardasyenden 2019-05-31
if your date is with a foid you’ve already lost
1 Danny_Treadname 2019-05-31
Most women really like cocaine and they will usually fuck you if you have cocaine.
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-05-31
undeniably so true
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-05-31
Honestly this accounts for most of my sexual history
1 Danny_Treadname 2019-05-31
Women have a bunch of self-contradictory internal dialogue about whether to have sex, so it helps to give them a reason why THIS time it is a good idea.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-31
Blatantly stare at her chest the whole night. Foids are self conscious about their breast size and she will appreciate you noticing them. If she's small chested or is wearing something that hides or minimizes them, you should mention to her about how it doesn't matter if she's flat or has weird boobs, you'll accept them no matter what. This will help her feel more comfortable about herself around you and more at ease.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-31
“Not many people know this but I actually dig chicks with fucked-up boobs. I’m feminist like that.”
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-31
That was probably the most progressive thing I've heard today and I listened to NPR for a little bit.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-31
Works every time. Usually.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-31
I can't see how it wouldn't. I'd be surprised if your inbox wasn't full of weird looking boob pics.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-31
Pretty much. I have some from HardIsLife, she had to send two to get both nips in.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-31
That sounds hot as fuck. Are her nipples so big just one will fit in each picture? Like all nipple and no boob too?
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-31
Nah, one is pretty beefy and the other is dime-sized. The problem is that they are like 2’ apart and facing different directions. The little one is an innie, and judging by the chafing the big one is always erect.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-31
Not gonna lie, I got a little chubby reading that.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-31
I believe it. What red-blooded virile moid wouldn’t?
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-31
I know that this one would for sure. No matter how much I may lust for bussy, nothing will over take my love for some weird ass titties.
1 Moist__nuggets 2019-05-31
Woah, slow down. Don't tell her you're a rapist until the second or third date.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-31
This is the real advice, empathy goes a loooooong way in being successful with women.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-31
Bitches love them some empathy.
1 heretobefriends 2019-05-31
Practice semen retention and walk with christ.
1 sukhoisu33 2019-05-31
Rohypnol is your best bet
1 VanillaReign 2019-05-31
Don't.
1 ashleychudd 2019-05-31
Tell her about your yu-gi-oh card collection. Offer to help her build a deck. She’ll be all yours after. Or ask if she wants to go to the park with you and your dog.
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-05-31
I play magic tho
1 ashleychudd 2019-05-31
A lot of girls are still into that. YGO is a real panty dampener though.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-05-31
tell her u play 8rack then tbh
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-05-31
You're going to need to talk about Hearthstone, probably.
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-05-31
Oh no I play preist
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-05-31
nm
1 pm_me_ur_butthole420 2019-05-31
Just remember that foids literally only want to talk about themselves. There isn't anything you can say that will make any impression at all so don't even try, unless it's something they can brag about to their vapid friends like benching 3 plates or making a bunch of money with your STEM job. Basically just understand that whatever she asks you, just answer vaguely and then ask her the same question back. ez
1 Jidi_Isle 2019-05-31
Work out, get a haircut, and smile a little now and then with your eyes. 😘
1 Futhermucker 2019-05-31
Do not believe the roastie's lies When she comes around to proselytize; She'll screech and protest all day long, Denying she's taken miles of schlong.
"Genetics!" she will cry in fear, Praying there is a white knight near; But no help comes, there's no salvation From the omega uprising sweeping the nation!
Innies are alright with me, With their virtue and their purity; They know what womanhood's about, And with one voice cry: "ROASTIES OUT!"
But beware the roastie's tempting calls, Luring betas to her cavernous halls; She'll suck you up, and then you'll be A slave to her vile cuckoldry.
We see now, with our open eyes The plainness of the roastie's lies; We'll stick with innies, and nevermore Shall we lie with an Arby's sandwich whore.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-05-31
based
1 MinerHornet 2019-05-31
Roastie pussies are legit my fetish though... Big lips and big clits.
1 janniesRfags 2019-05-31
Send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
1 charming_tatum 2019-05-31
If you're not attracted to their personality don't date them. I wasted a lot of time choosing the most attractive person. I assumed for years that completely losing interest in someone was how it was supposed to be.
The best advice I can give you is: treat people like camp sites, leave them better than you found them. A relationship that ends can still be a success
1 snallygaster 2019-05-31
b urself
1 gremilinswhocares 2019-05-31
Everything you are already doing, but gayer.
1 FloggingJonna 2019-05-31
Take her for a boat ride. Then she won’t say no. Because of the implication.
1 Chapocel 2019-05-31
Stick your dick in crazy, or alternatively get in to the Craigslist gangbang scene.
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-05-31
Okay, first of all, as another commenter pointed out, don't forget to stare obviously at her chest as often as possible. If she doesn't feel like you're attracted to her, I can guarantee that the date will go nowhere. Next, make sure to monologue in depth about all of your nerdy hobbies, the nerdier the better - women love a smart man who's passionate! If she tries to add to your monologue, try to not let her get a word in edgewise. This will make you seem like an authority on the subject, and she'll likely respect you more for it.
If you have any exes, don't be shy about bringing them up. It's natural to talk about your past and besides, men who are experienced in dating are attractive to women. If she asks about how it ended - for one, you need to step up your uninterruptible monologue game - and for two, make sure to be very clear that it was because they were all crazy bitches. This will reassure her that you are indeed the catch that she thinks you are, and that the past relationships didn't end because of anything she did.
Other thoughts, if she orders anything but a salad at dinner, be sure to ask her if she's really going to eat that. She'll be grateful that you are thinking about her figure, and this will signal to her that you would be a good influence on her health in a long-term relationship. Insist on paying for everything, literally no matter how much she may argue that she wants to split the bill. This will show that you would be a good provider for her. This also gives you a good transition to making it very clear that she owes you for the date, if you know what I mean. All you need to do from there is seal the deal, which should be very easy by this point. If you've followed my advice exactly, she should be practically throwing herself at you by this point.
These are just some basic tips off the top of my head. Feel free to pick my brain on the more advanced stuff, I'd be happy to help.
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1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-05-31
Just trying to help a bro get laid smdh
1 yellowsausagebandit 2019-05-31
Just walk up to a chubby friendless girl from a poor family and ask her if she wants to be your gf. Worked like a charm for me back in elementary school.
1 --harshpangolin-- 2019-05-31
settle
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-05-31
the "it's not gay if the balls don't touch" is true; fucking a femboy with removed balls isn't gay.
1 jerryjoneshere 2019-05-31
Be yourself except confident bordering on arrogant. That’s it.
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-05-31
Ok thanks dad
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-05-31
TRP without any bullshit or LARPing: It's good for men to be sexually assertive.
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-05-31
Acta non verba est.