Dear Mayo Men, your Asian fetish is showing 😒

37  2019-05-31 by LeBunnyTootToot

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I actually get so blackpilled when I realize most of you fags are depressed losers who most likely gravitated here because no one likes them and not because they actually have intellectual backing for their

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People literally downvoting the bot smh. Omnicide when?

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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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Lillian, a 20-something who lives in New York and Boston

Lol what a cunt

No c words, please. This subreddit is for nice boys only or so I’ve heard.

Perfect name for a foid - you call her Lilly for most of her life, then Ian when she dabbles in tranny culture in her 20s.

The height of oppression.

Surprised she doesn't have a place in London yet.

This article has a point. Even if you are heavy into asian thots, she is fucking ugly.

All women are beautiful.

🤭🤭🤭

Reported

Cope.

not her

Based and the opposite of TheRedPilled

How likely is that Britanny fucks white men exclusively?

These bitches talk about yellow fever like Asian w*men don't love dating white men.

Noodlefoids chase white men like mayofoids chase BBC. It’s the circle of life.

Hakuna matata

Kumbaya

"Yellow fever" is only a coping mechanism for mayo foid rejects. Also women are the dating deciders, so it doesn't matter that much.

lol oh no imagine being objectified in a digital meat market you volunteered to take part in

Asian foids will complain about Mayo men all the time, but they'll still fuck them. Elliot was right

His mistake was not killing more

If you go for Asian girl that means even 6's are out of your reach.

Mayo men, do better!

Those creepy-crawly experiences on dating apps led Lillian to create The Fleshlight Chronicles, an Instagram account where she showcases the worst offenders on Tinder and other apps. She posts screenshots of their messages alongside photos of herself looking stoic, fierce and totally over it.

And yet almost every picture is of her barely clothed....I guess nobody would care to know how FIERCE she is otherwise. Poor thing

Okay. Feel free to date Asian men, then. We'll wait...

Asian girls look like little boys. Hard pass.

Imagine teaching a foid to write, and it does this.

Sure, sexually explicit messages and unsolicited dick pics are par for the course for women on dating apps, but for women of color, including Asian women, it’s almost always significantly worse.

Asians are poc when they are getting hit on, but white people on college entrance requirements and income inequality.

This article is unique in that it actually ends up being cope for dating white dudes towards the bottom: talking about GIs bringing home their rice brides as romantic, making fun of aznidentitycels and basically saying "yeah hun he can date exclusively asians but if he says he likes you for YOU he's okay!".

Now I'm going to kill myself for reading the entire thing and writing a paragraph about it. Also, I'm surprised as hell that this was not posted by HardIsLife.